Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Are you on the G – Spot Guest List?

Forget Botox parties and sex toy soirees. A new and controversial type of get-together has some women claiming enhanced sexual pleasure, it also has some sex experts worried that these women could be putting their health at risk.  The gathering in question is called a G-shot party and the women in attendance hope that a doctor can help to increase their sensitivity during sex through a special injection on the area on the inside front wall of the vagina, known as the G spot.  If the doctor knows how to inject Restylane and is familiar with the female anatomy, the procedure is quite safe.   Remember,  history buffs, the female G-spot is named after the gynecologist Ernst Grafenberg, who first described it in 1944.

Are you looking to locate the G spot?

The G-spot is located one-to-two inches inside the vagina on the front wall. It’s hard to detect when a woman’s not turned on. But once foreplay is in full-swing, if you insert a finger at the right depth and make a “come here” motion, it’s the rough bump that feels a bit like a walnut.  What do you do once you’ve found it? Well, sex experts say, “A nice, firm massaging motion with two fingers knuckle-deep or a curved sex toy have led many women to intense G-spot centred orgasms. Intercourse also works. To get the right angle, elevate the woman’s hips a few inches with a pillow. Girl-on-top, doggie-style-from-standing (get her to push back on you) and girl-on-bottom-with legs-up are also excellent G-spot homing positions.”   While the female G-spot is a fascinating, if controversial, part of a woman’s anatomy, don’t get carried away with the hype. Some women don’t seem to have a G-spot, while others prefer clitoral arousal and claim G-spot stimulation is anti-climactic or even irritating.

Girls just want to have fun (and great orgasms, too!)

A 42-year-old Los Angeles woman who attended a G-shot party recently said,  ”When I first heard about it, I just started laughing hysterically because it was the funniest thing I had ever heard of, it was just so outrageous.”  Now women are signing up in droves to get their 6 month orgasm enhancer injected.  Costs are typical for Restylane fillers, and run anywhere from $500 to $1000.00 depending on the injector’s experience and ability (and ego).

The G spot is a favorite topic and a hot marketing tool.  A company called, Benefit recently launched a new B Spot fragrance – “because not only to you  have a G Spot, you have a B Spot, too.”  It contains notes of mango, freesia, peony, sandalwood and amber, and Benefit recommends it be applied to your very own “B” points, i.e. on the pulse points, where it’ll radiate out. (not to be used intravaginally).  But there are products that are designed for those that don’t want needles in that part of their bodies! 

Oooooh! That’s it! Gel ( for those needle phobes)

Instructions are, “Locate your G-Spot and apply a dime size amount of “Oooooh! That’s it!  Gel on it.”  Then make love using G-Spot positions.  Simple and much cheaper than Restylane!  Only $18.99 USD.

Men have a G Spot too?  Say What?

The guy in the blue shirt doesn’t even have a medical license!  The male’s G – spot is located on the front portion of the prostate gland and massage of the area works like Viagra in some men.  Rumor is that  this high testosterone guy spent ten minutes in the “sin bin” with number 9 looking for his G spot.

Happy G’s to all,

Dr. Frye

Many men have Erectile Dysfunction (ED) or troubles getting, or maintaining an erection.   It is normal to have times of difficulty, but it always seems to be at the worst possible time!  There are many products on the market, some more charming than others..

Natural Erection Protection

Tribulus terrestrisis a herb that has been used in the traditional medicine of China and India for centuries to help men get an erection.  In the mid-1990s, tribulus terrestris became known in North America after Eastern European Olympic athletes said that taking tribulus helped their performance.  The active compounds in tribulus are called steroidal saponins. Two types, called furostanol glycosides and spirostanol glycosides, appear to be involved with the effects of tribulus. These saponins are found primarily in the leaf.

 No Sex with Sheep Zone

Tribulus terrestris is a wonder drug for many men, but has a toxic effect in sheep. It has been found to cause a chronic, progressive, irreversible disorder in the dopamine circuits of the nigrostriatal complex in the brain, resulting in impaired muscle function and weakness in the hindquarters, eventually leading to death.  Normally, this wouldn’t be an issue, but there are some crazy and lonely sheep herders out there in the fields.

Do we really think the sign is going to stop sex starved wacko’s?

Have your Erection Made in China?

“Male Tonic” – Buyer Beware

Two men and a woman, were all admitted to Royal Darwin Hospital in the past two months after taking Nangen Zengzhangsu, a Chinese medication which claimed to enhance sexual function.It is marketed on websites as 100 per cent herbal, but contains ingredients such as donkey kidney and deer antler. It is also claimed to be a natural alternative to Viagra with no side effects.  

Remember, even though something is 100% ”herbal“  or “all-natural” doesn’t mean it isn’t strong, or even dangerous to some.  See what deer antlers do to deer!  Basically, herbs are just raw medicines. 

ED can be a mental catastrophe,  extremely frustrating, and a frightening experience for all..

But, be carefulordering stuff off the internet, especially those products that have amazing claims of fantastic nights in bed!  Thumbs down, we don’t want to lose a life over a lost erection! 

Dr. Frye

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Gynecomastia - Male Breast Development (aka Man Boobs, Moobies, Bitch Tit)

Androgel, or any testosterone product (cream, patch, pill, or injection) can turn out to be a disaster for men (and doctors) who don’t know all about hormones and how they work.  You must block estrogen using an aromatase inhibitor or you risk breast development and many other problems!  In my practice, I see tons of guys who complained to their doctors about low sex drive, and they were promptly given a sample and prescription for a year’s worth of cream.  This is much worse than if you did nothing!   I single out Androgel, because it is the most common offender of boobs (in the gym they are always called “Bitch Tits”) in men because of the convenient pump.  That convenience quickly turns to more than an inconvenience!  Does anyone have the number of that plastic surgeon that does breast reduction in men?  1 800 No Estrogen Blocker.

The Testosterone Cascade

The Aromatase Enzyme-  (see the left side of the diagram) Here’s how testosterone is converted to active metabolites some good – some bad (for men).  It is the estradiol that causes many problems for men, not just “man boobs”, but it can cause bloating, emotional outbursts, tears, depression, love of the color pink , and leads to loss of the ability to keep an erection (ED).  The sad part is, the testosterone does increase desire and erections, but the estrogen makes it impossible to do anything.  I am not a conspiracy freak, but I wonder if Androgel and Viagra have teamed up on the men of this world? 

Diet Testosterone – if you look at this picture for two minutes solid – you won’t eat for a week and you will lose weight.

Look for my upcoming blog on synthetic and natural estrogen blockers – they really are the power behind any good testosterone treatment plan.

Time counts,

Dr. Frye

The Tour de France can cause Trouble in de pants.

Cyclist and exercise bike users, put prolonged pressure on the perineum (area from the genitals to the anus) because of the shape and size of the bike seat, and that  causes the penis and scrotum to contract involuntarily - referred to as “saddle balls” or  as I like to call them, “Democrats.”  The highest risk is experienced by males who cycle at least three hours every week.  The “sitting bone” area is full of nerves and blood vessels, and the constant pressure on them harms the nerves and constricts blood flow, causing tingling or numbness in the penis and eventually can cause ED (erectile dysfunction), or impotence (and tiny balls).  

The Biker Apostle Obama (Saddle balls makes one weak on national defense and strong on taxation without representation, too!)

See how you do on this Pres Riddle:  Name 3 “Ball Busters in Washington.”   1. Michelle Obama - she is the holder of the only nads in the White House. 2. Bike Seat - we need pads for the nads!  3. Obama’s 1984 style jeans he has on- holy cow!  (you’d think he would have bought some new jeans by now using some more of the stimulus package money he took from the American taxpayers - He is screaming for some True Religion’s or something stylish like a Nike outfit.

Having a hardbody is a good thing, unless you can’t get hardbody! 

Exercise helps keep a man sexually fit and mentally sharp, but Dr. Irwin Goldstein, a Boston University impotency specialist, says that bicycling is one workout to avoid!  Dr. Goldstein believes seat pressure can permanently damage the blood vessel that supply the penis. Call it an switch that remains in the “down position” no matter what!  It is important to keep your heart healthy, and your waistline slim, so we have to find a way to burn calories without ruining our sex lives! I have seen some of the newly designed bike seats that supposedly reduce pressure on the perineum, and they look like large UFO donuts and they are not practical.

Hopefully we don’t have to rely on Cialis or Viagra at this age! 

“years of marathon riding had left me “as soft as overcooked rigatoni” 

There is no reason to put that image in my head.  I mean, I love pasta!  At least I used to.    Let’s move on to another topic, shall we?  Let’s talk about swimming…wait a minute, what about Cold Water Shrinkage Syndrome?  <sigh>

Cold water even can shrink James Bond (aka Daniel Craig)!  Is no sport safe on the privates?

Women are exempt from Saddle Balls (I mean if they have original equipment)

Scientists studied the effect of marathon cycling on women and found their perineum to be quite resistant to repetitive pounding.   Cycling over three hours a week had no negative effect on sexual function or ability to achieve orgasm in the women studied. The male scientists that were following these ladies are all suffering from ED and severe eye strain, however.

Dr. Frye

Horny Goat Weed – (this is just a picture of a goat,  the herb comes from the ground )

This amazing Chinese herb has almost mythical powers, and has been used by practitioners around the world for over 2,000 years to restore sexual desire and to boost performance in the bedroom.   Known as Yin Yang Huo, this herb’s method of action has not been well described, yet it is felt that it boosts nitrous oxide when the dried leaves that contain sterols like magnaflorine, are consumed.  Just two to four capsules of a good quality horny goat weed product should really get your juices going and put some punch back in your game.

Smoking Horny Goat Weed is not recommended, it can make you wear silly hats.  There are people who are eating and smoking this weed, and both ideas are bad.  You will stink in bed and stink in general from the smoke.  Just pick a quality brand of HGW and take the capsules as directed.

Don’t stink, take Zinc!  (and Vitamin E)

Vitamin E sometimes is called the “sex vitamin” as it plays an important role in  the male and female sexual experience.  During the sexual intercourse (coitus) both clitoris and penis require additional quantity of oxygen, which is delivered with blood. Vitamin E (alpha-tocopherol) helps blood cells to transport oxygen quickly and effectively, avoiding thus the process of oxidation. Vitamin E plays influences greatly a pituitary body which controls the work of genitals. If there is an insufficient amount of zinc in a man, they will not have sex desire, cannot keep an erection, nor will they produce sperm that are healthy or in sufficient  number – basically their potency will be lower. In the course of time the body partly loses ability to acquire zinc with nutrition. The lack of zinc can cause serious problems for men and all nutrients and co-factors need to be in good supply to remain healthy and vital.

Cnidum Monnier

This popular sex stimulator  herb is often found in combination with other botanicals in natural erection booster formulations.  It grows in China, Russia, Europe, and now in Oregon, USA.  It is a bitter herb, that often is found growing in ditches, and wasteland that increases nitric oxide release while inhibiting PDE-5 (like Viagra) which means healthy erections that last a long time.  Most all products that contain this and related herbs, call themselves “natural viagra” but they clearly are not.   Products include this herb with other botanicals including ginseng, tribulus, and arginine to name just a few and market their product well, preying on guys who feel a tremendous urge to solve their problem. 

Nothing Fake Here – Cameron is a Natural Aphrodisiac!

“Sex is the best!  You have to really enjoy being sexy. Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard. Faking is always lame and it never comes across the way you want it to.”– Cameron Diaz, actress and model

“Strips or Steel?” – There’s a sucker born every minute with ED apparently

Since these products are considered dietary supplements, and treated as food, they don’t have to meet any standards that drugs must to be sold.  So be wary of products that promise too much, you know the ones with the fancy labels, as they usually don’t bring anything to the table (or your bedroom!)  Actually the only thing that gets bigger is the wallet of the guy you are sending your money to.

Sun, Sleep, and Fresh Air – in the end, you need to lower your stress, and enjoy your life

Without doubt best aphrodisiacs are sun, a good sleep and fresh air. A good sleep is necessary for the body to pack itself up, to increase its energy and revitalize its hormones. Sun light is a powerful doping for our body including sexual hormones. The main reason of men’s vitality in holidays is being relaxed in fresh air.  So, if you want to keep your dog in the hunt, it pays to take in proper nutrition, add supplements, exercise,  keep your priorities in order, and let go of the nasty habit of not smelling the roses as life goes by. 

Time Matters,

 Dr. Frye

Erection Failure (dysfunction) will make you want to hide your head under the covers

There was a study done in Boston a few years back that estimated over 52% of the entire male population in the United States between the ages of 40 and 70 suffer from mild to moderate erectile dysfunction (ED) .  There is a very strong association between ED and psychological factors, including depression, low levels of dominance, and anger.  Also, changing jobs, partners, patterns,  increased work demands,or if you are experiencing lagging hormones (low libido), or nutrient deficiencies- will contribute to your problem.  I speak to my patients daily about these topics, and must not be so focused on one thing.  You must have a balanced life to have great sex!

Part of the process of erection involves the release of nitric oxide (NO) in vasculature as a result of sexual stimulation. NO activates enzymes leading to smooth muscle relaxation in blood vessels supplying the corpus cavernosum, resulting in increased blood flow and an erection.  Without NO, it is a No Go!  So, let’s review a bit about Nitrous Oxide, and then I can show you what can be done to increase it.

Nitrous oxide was first produced by a minister, Joseph Priestly, in 1772, who recognized that this gas helped to relieve pain he had at the time.  It took 50 years of playful interest in this “laughing gas” before it was looked upon as a serious way to anesthetize people who needed surgery.  200 years later we now know the value of this molecule as it affects muscle development, reproductive capability, and many other systems. 

So, if we can increase NO,  the enzyme, cyclic guanisine monophosphate (cGNP)  will increase which makes everything work exceedingly well.  Medications, like the “Blue Pill”Viagra block the enzyme that degrades cGNP so it stays around longer, making you stay around longer. 

Enrique Iglesias & Anna Kournikova are praying that his prescription for Viagra came in the mail. 

Enrique  said recently,”I don’t like Viagra. I need Viagra.”   There is no doubt that Viagra is an effective and safe drug in treating ED,  but successful intercourse occurs on average 50%–60% of the time.  Well, if Anna gets bored because of Enrique’s ED, she can always stare at her new diamond engagement ring he gave her.   Other medications like Cialis, “the yellow pill”tend to work similarly, just work longer – up to thirty- six hours.  You have to be careful not to drink too much alcohol with this medication because severe dizziness and fainting can occur.  Anyone that has heart problems, take blood pressure or angina (heart pain) medications should be especially responsible with this medication. 

If you do get some of the blue or yellow pills, please make sure to keep this and all medications safe from others, (and pets).    Someday soon there might be an effective Viagra ”pink pill” for women – so far there isn’t anything great yet.

 Dr. Frye.