Sperm can be quite surprising sometimes!

Men produce 1500 sperm every second, and depending on the environment surrounding them, they can be fast or slow.  (This is quite independent of how fast or slow a guy gets to orgasm!) We have always known that nutrition is important to health, but we underestimated how important vitamins and minerals are to the speed of sperm and enhancing reproductive success.

In sperm and sex, most men start out pretty fast but peeter out quickly.  Sperm ejaculated in the vagina may last a week, but outside the body survives only a few hours.  Average time to ejaculation during intercourse – 2 -3 minutes!  All in all, this is a sprint race to say the least!

Cameron, what’s good for making babies may not be that good for making beautiful locks.

Semen Hair Nourishment?  Named the “Viagra for Hair” this treatment works because semen is packed with protein, so the damaged hair is repaired- and also stand at attention.  $110 a shot.  Is it just me, or does Justin Bieber now look like he is using this product to look more masculine?  (It might work better if he was making it instead of buying it.)

Vitamin D Power (the New Blue pill is Clear!)

Immunohistochemistry demonstrated that the Vitamin D receptor was located predominantly on the head/nucleus of the sperm and mid-piece.  This means that sperm needs vitamin D, and we already knew that Zinc and  Biotin also have a part in how well a sperm travels.  Bottom line -nutrients matter!  Check out www.ivitaminscience.com for the best in nutrient science.

Results show then, that stimulation of human spermatooza in the laboratory with activated vitamin D can increase their forward movement!  This is Big D news!

Besides the mood enhancing tactile suggestion, oysters are also packed with zinc, which promotes healthy sperm and testosterone production. But that’s not even the best part. In 2005, scientist released evidence that oysters contain rare — and effective — amino acids that amp up the release of sex hormones in both men and women.  Viagra on the half shell!

The request follows Jodie Marsh’s 32GG breast sized model’s  decision to quit men and embark on a lesbian love affair.  I think she is already using the hair product?  Gov. Arnold may be available to help her out?  My feeling that she may need more than just vitamins and minerals.

Kali-forn-ia Sperm on Steroids

Do you have a Potty Mouth?

Boys with the baddest breath may have the biggest erections!

Giving your guy some mouthwash might make for a really good kiss, but later in the bedroom, it’s his erection you may miss!

Why?  Well, bacteria in the mouth convert nitrates into nitrites, and when we swallow them, gastric acids convert nitrites into the essential metabolic chemical nitric oxide (N.O.). Nitric oxide can act as an antioxidant, but also the body uses it to keep arteries properly dilated. This is how Viagra works  - by raising nitric oxide levels and thereby easing blood flow to the penis.  So killing these important bacteria can have some significant side effects.

Maybe we don’t kill the germs, we just mask the smell?

Maybe a little gum might freshen the breath?  No.  After about 2 hours, mouth bacteria starts making hydrogen sulfide and methyl mercaptan (sewer gas smell)out of the gum itself.  Toothpaste absorbs a little  hydrogen sulfide and methyl mercaptan  but only for 2 hours.Drinking green tea is a significant deodorant (it removes half of these bad breath chemicals for up to 2 hours. Clorets (shown in picture), a very popular parsley oil product does not absorb any of these stinky chemicals at any time.

Let’s talk about germ killing

Alcohol kills bacteria at a concentration of just 7%. Listerine indeed kills the bacteria that cause bad breath, but it also kills the tissues that keep your teeth in place.  Listerine dries out your mouth, it creates millions of microscopic cracks and crevices for bacteria to take root. The genius of Listerine is that you have to keep using it, because it keeps creating places for bad breath bacteria to flourish.

In the human mouth,certain mouthwashes release a nasty chemical known as dioxin, which is a potent nerve agent that can cause erectile dysfunction -particularly in men on South Asian descent.

People think Listerine is one the most effective mouthwashes at killing bacteria, but, in fact, it is one of the worst mouthwashes to use!   In experiments, Listerine did not kill any of the bacteria it was exposed to.  Scope and Cepacol contain Cetyl pyridinium chloride, and that does suppress common mouth germs better.

Time to go floss,

Dr. Frye

LET’S ALL MATE LIKE RABBITS THIS YEAR

29 year old Alessandra Ambrosio – says “Happy Chinese New Year” – Brazilian Victoria Secret Supermodel Style!  She has two really big ears.

We are 3 days into the Year of the Metal Rabbit! The rabbit’s peaceful nature combines with the noble, protective metal element to usher in a gentle phase governed by diplomacy. These Rabbits are very ambitious and can be quite crafty in their dealings with others. They throw themselves and their emotions into everything they do, making them intense lovers and immerse themselves into projects…both business and personal.

This Chinese New Year will allow more time for family pursuits. Spending time with your nearest and dearest will take precedence over work and romantic love. If you’re estranged from your relatives, this is your chance to make amends. In the event you enjoy strong family ties, you may find yourself at a big reunion, wedding or birthday celebration.

Personal development is also favored during the Year of the Rabbit. Now is the time to develop your creative potential. It doesn’t matter which medium you choose to express yourself. Dancing, playing music, painting, writing, sculpting — any and all of these activities are favored.  Once you tap in to your imagination, you will feel happier and healthier than you have in years.  It seems with the economy being so down, and with our inexperienced leaders spending our Country into disaster, it has been hard to put a priority on anything but survival.  Let’s make a collective effort to keep ourselves healthy, and put a priority on living life to the full!

World Record Beast – speaking of full!

Darius, a 65 lb beast that’s over four feet tall, is pictured above with a six year old girl. He’s expected to grow for another six months, and  he eats six apples, a dozen carrots and two cabbage heads a day.

Twice the size of Darius – but with better grooming!

124 lb Bunny –  24 year old Playboy Playmate, Crystal Harris is engaged to the king, Hugh Hefner who is 60 years older than her!   Good old Hef calls Viagra “Gods little helper,” saying he indulges in these little blue bunny  treats a couple of times each week.

Tastes like chicken…

I hate when this happens.  Is this bad luck, or good luck?  Well, Happy Chinese New Year Anyway! Let’s all take time to mate like rabbits, dance like stars, hug like crazy,  eat like dogs, and live like kings and queens this 2011.

Time to go rub my newly acquired rabbit’s foot.

Dr. Frye

We know Jay Z  stinks, but what is that other smell?

It is Beyonce!  Her armpits smell like blooming onions!  I don’t know about you, but I get tears in my eyes when I look at her great pair of pitts. She is a superstar performer, but holy cow, you have got to wonder about her taste in men!   I am not a real fan of rappers or onions, but unlike most in Hollywood who become insanely spoiled – the onion will last and last without spoilage.

Some woman’s pits may not  smell like a vegetable garden and could be rather fresh and nice.  Some women emit a smell more like citrus fruit fresh picked off the vine. Smell might be only half the problem though as some women’s pits look more like forest vines rather than grapefruit trees, and I hesitate to imagine what kind of nasty stench hairy pits on a woman might make.  You have all heard the saying from Sarah Palin, “you can’t put lipstick on a pig.”  Well, she was wrong apparently in this case.

Not withstanding the looks,  a women’s armpit smell changes during her menstrual cycle.  They can smell better early in her cycle!  In fact, men prefer woman’s armpit scent during the first 15 days of the month, before ovulation occurs.  It can be a sexy thing for many men, and can work like Viagra in some cases.

I am sure this pheromone/body odor phenomenon is an ancient biological remnant that was designed to encourage mating right before an egg is released, so chances of fertilization in the womb were maximized.  Either way, this picture is gross, even if it is scientific.  Note to men:  Never lick a woman’s pitts, even if she is wearing a cap – just break open that pack of little blue pills for that ED problem.

When in doubt, rename it!

If someone’s pitts are rank and fouling the air, and you want this body odor to seem better,  just tell everyone who smells it that it is a nice odor.  Say it is cheese or oranges that they’re smelling, not B.O.   Honestly,  a new study  found people perceive a scent based on the word that goes with the smell!  If it is said to be something bad, people think it smells bad, and conversely, when something is said to smell like something good – it tends to smell good!  Wow!  This information can come in handy.

The next time you grab a cab in New York, think of lavender, or pumpkin pie spice, and maybe you won’t add to the vomit on the floorboard, or whatever nasty fluids reside on the seats, when you get  a whiff of the driver.

Time to go smell the “roses”,

Dr. Frye

If I pull her finger and she passes gas, I’ll get an erection?

The stink of flatulence and rotten eggs could provide a surprising lift for men. Hydrogen sulphide (smell of sewer gas) causes erections in rats and may one day provide an alternative to Viagra for men.  The verdict is unclear about the gassy female Viagra effect, but so far it seems women don’t seem to get turned on as much by farting men.

The smell of sex is in the air – too bad you might vomit.

How Viagra Farts Work

The penis is packed with spongy tissue that produces an erection when it fills with blood. Nitric oxide (the blue spot to the left) helps relax the walls of arteries that supply the penis, allowing extra blood to flow in. Viagra works by blocking an enzyme that destroys NO. Farts seem to increase blood flow just like a Viagra!
Poor Man’s Jacuzzi

H2S has recently been shown to relax the walls of major blood vessels. Italian scientists have found enzymes that produce H2S in human penile tissue. Injecting these proteins into the penises of live rats produced erections.  Maybe one day this protein could take the place of Viagra, and repair ED without all the headaches. All this gas in the pool could  be a problem for guys in speedos!

Riding the bus is a gas!

An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe.  No word on whether all the boys got erections.

So girls, the next time you bump into some guy who you think is a hottie, give him a very good signal and blow that gas…  Think of it as a conversation starter with a kick!  :)

It’s Jacuzzi Time All the Time,

Dr. Frye

WHERE’S THE BEEF?

Erection Failure Is a Disaster!

But, there are some natural ways to help prevent this conversation, and perhaps might allow a guy to use those handy blue Viagra Pills only as backup.  A recent study suggests that pomegranate juice might be a healthy way to improve erectile dysfunction.

The purple-reddish colored fruit has more anti-oxidants than red wine, green tea or blueberries, and is thought to have excellent anti-aging properties, with benefits for everything from wrinkle- free glowing skin to better heart and circulatory health.

Nearly half of  men (47%) who drank a glass of pomegranate juice a day reported they got better erections and had better sex.  Drinking concentrated POM liquid decreases a chemical reactant in the blood called carbonyl malondialdehyde (MDA) by 48.5 percent, and that helps blood flow get to the penis.  I think Low MDA means “Make my Day”!

Pictures of the ripe fruit with the seeds bursting forth were often hung in homes to bestow fertility and bless the dwelling with numerous offspring, an important facet of traditional Chinese culture.  So my friends in the Anti-aging community that come rushing into my office with this “new” great idea called POM juice- hey this idea  has been out for thousands of years. 

 Our Government is impotent, and they want everyone else to be apparently!  Suing POM makers??

The Federal Trade Commission is getting angry with the company that produces POM Wonderful.  In fact, just a couple of months ago, the FTC sued the drink maker for making unsubstantiated health claims about how good POM is for a myriad of problems.  So, I suggest you, and the FDA try POM  and hopefully the only screwing will be done in bedrooms instead of the courtrooms. 

Pom trial time,

Dr. Frye

Who would have thought that celery could turn out to be far more effective than Viagra or any other sex-enhancing drug ever produced? This green tasteless vegetable is loaded down with excellent amounts of vitamin E, magnesium, niacin, potassium and zinc – all required for optimum sex.

Elizabeth Shreve really has a unique way of expressing herself – I like it!

It gets even better. Celery contains arginine, a natural amino acid that expands blood vessels much like Viagra.

Yet, unlike Viagra, arginine also increases blood flow to the clitoris and makes female genitals more responsive.

Furthermore, the actual aroma of celery contains two steroids called androsterone and androstenol. The research showed that the subtle odor of these two chemicals travels through the nose and attracts the opposite sex.

Expect the International Association of Athletics Federation (IAAF) to soon make eating celery before a sporting event illegal.  I heard that Lance Armstrong may have eaten celery on a tuna sandwich before the Tour de France which probably gave him an unfair advantage.

Meet the Drug Enforcement Agency’s Latest Weapon – Humper!

World’s First Celery Sniffing Dog

It’s crunch time!

Dr. Frye

 Nice Wonder Melons

Watermelon can have the same effect as Viagra, scientists discovered recently – but apparently Spencer Pratt wasn’t eating enough fleshy fruit and Heidi Montag has put him to the curb.  Divorce went through this May and now she is back on the dating scene.   Indeed, this red love nector can really mend erectile dysfunction (ED)  like natural testosterone and make him sex ready, but does nothing for personality or brains unfortunately.

Watermelon is an amazing treat, and  is packed with citrulline, a compound that relaxes blood vessels – just like the famous blue pills – researchers at the North Carolina State University have found.  Who knew spitting seeds could be more than just a redneck contest, but actually excellent foreplay for lusty lovers!

This is how it all starts…

And, this is how it ends..

Men (and women) have always known that a nice pair of melons can work magic when it comes to libido.  “Have another slice honey!” said Bob.

Sometimes in a pinch, when a ”Desperate Housewife” can’t seem to find a watermelon patch,  this bra could be the next best thing.  Shouldn’t there be a seedless bra?  If your man is out looking in the garden before bedtime, perhaps you better send him over to get a hormone evaluation..  www.pbpmed.com or www.nationwidesi.com would be a good start. 

Or girls call, 1 800 Jesse Metcalfe – aka the “Gardener”.  He probably knows fruits better than most.

Time to go drink some Watermelon Wine!

Dr. Frye

Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Are you on the G – Spot Guest List?

Forget Botox parties and sex toy soirees. A new and controversial type of get-together has some women claiming enhanced sexual pleasure, it also has some sex experts worried that these women could be putting their health at risk.  The gathering in question is called a G-shot party and the women in attendance hope that a doctor can help to increase their sensitivity during sex through a special injection on the area on the inside front wall of the vagina, known as the G spot.  If the doctor knows how to inject Restylane and is familiar with the female anatomy, the procedure is quite safe.   Remember,  history buffs, the female G-spot is named after the gynecologist Ernst Grafenberg, who first described it in 1944.

Are you looking to locate the G spot?

The G-spot is located one-to-two inches inside the vagina on the front wall. It’s hard to detect when a woman’s not turned on. But once foreplay is in full-swing, if you insert a finger at the right depth and make a “come here” motion, it’s the rough bump that feels a bit like a walnut.  What do you do once you’ve found it? Well, sex experts say, “A nice, firm massaging motion with two fingers knuckle-deep or a curved sex toy have led many women to intense G-spot centred orgasms. Intercourse also works. To get the right angle, elevate the woman’s hips a few inches with a pillow. Girl-on-top, doggie-style-from-standing (get her to push back on you) and girl-on-bottom-with legs-up are also excellent G-spot homing positions.”   While the female G-spot is a fascinating, if controversial, part of a woman’s anatomy, don’t get carried away with the hype. Some women don’t seem to have a G-spot, while others prefer clitoral arousal and claim G-spot stimulation is anti-climactic or even irritating.

Girls just want to have fun (and great orgasms, too!)

A 42-year-old Los Angeles woman who attended a G-shot party recently said,  ”When I first heard about it, I just started laughing hysterically because it was the funniest thing I had ever heard of, it was just so outrageous.”  Now women are signing up in droves to get their 6 month orgasm enhancer injected.  Costs are typical for Restylane fillers, and run anywhere from $500 to $1000.00 depending on the injector’s experience and ability (and ego).

The G spot is a favorite topic and a hot marketing tool.  A company called, Benefit recently launched a new B Spot fragrance – “because not only to you  have a G Spot, you have a B Spot, too.”  It contains notes of mango, freesia, peony, sandalwood and amber, and Benefit recommends it be applied to your very own “B” points, i.e. on the pulse points, where it’ll radiate out. (not to be used intravaginally).  But there are products that are designed for those that don’t want needles in that part of their bodies! 

Oooooh! That’s it! Gel ( for those needle phobes)

Instructions are, “Locate your G-Spot and apply a dime size amount of “Oooooh! That’s it!  Gel on it.”  Then make love using G-Spot positions.  Simple and much cheaper than Restylane!  Only $18.99 USD.

Men have a G Spot too?  Say What?

The guy in the blue shirt doesn’t even have a medical license!  The male’s G – spot is located on the front portion of the prostate gland and massage of the area works like Viagra in some men.  Rumor is that  this high testosterone guy spent ten minutes in the “sin bin” with number 9 looking for his G spot.

Happy G’s to all,

Dr. Frye