Ladies, be careful of the sloppy kisser! 

I’ve been researching  kissing a great deal recently.  Scientists  know that locking lips causes an upswing in oxytocin - (which is released during orgasm too) and we thought perhaps that influenced sexual behavior.  But now we think it’s the testosterone in man’s spit that causes women to want to take their clothes off!  That’s right, there is measurable testosterone in saliva, and other dischargable fluids – and it is thought that sloppy kisses may indeed be a way for a man to increase a women’s sex drive! 

But that isn’t the only danger!

Ancient Eastern Kissing Technique – Huh?  What?

A young woman in southern China has lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.  A 20 year old girl from Zhuhai, China, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear after her boyfriend applied some serious suction.  “The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”  Rumor is the man worked at the local water department, and frequently primes the main pump.

Taylor Lautner giving Taylor Swift some spit!  TW  is talented, beautiful, and always is the epitome of class and style.  (Kanye West…enough said..)

Lips are often viewed as a symbol for sensuality and sexuality. This has many origins; above all, the lips are a very sensitive erogenous and tactile organ. Reproductive psychologists have suggested that one reason the female lips are seen as sexually attractive might be because they mimic the appearance and sexual swelling of the labia of the vulva, and that a woman’s lips are effectively a secondary sexual organ.  Some feel that women’s saliva also contains hormones that influence a male’s sexual fertility and desire.  

We make kissable  lips with Restylane in our center www.pbpmed.com and all of my patients attest to the fact that men tend to see them in an entirely different light when their lips are fuller.  You can see a video of this on http://trollydolly.us when we recorded the process!

It’s always kissing time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Turkey Increases Testosterone

The protein from organic turkey will help maintain optimum testosterone levels, and increase it in men who build muscle through working out.  True organic is better than traditional commercial turkey because the hormones used in industrial turkey can increase estrogen production and lower testosterone levels. Diets low in protein in elderly lead to elevated sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) levels and decreased testosterone bioactivity. Fat makes estrogen!  The decrease in bioavailable testosterone can result in declines in sexual function and muscle and red cell mass, and contribute to the loss of bone density.

Turkey sandwiches decrease your waist size and boost your sex life

President Obama charged a reporter on his campaign bus $115.62 for a cup of soup and a turkey sandwich.   This change we can believe in- it is called taxation, taxation, taxation.  We should have seen the writing on the wall then.  We do have a lot of turkeys in Congress and the White House right now.  Eating turkey is good, voting for them is bad.

Don’t be Trypped up by Turkey and Sleep through Sex

Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in i­t, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can’t manufacture it. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, ­in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep.  Nobody has sex right after a thanksgiving dinner – except for vegetarians.

Gobble Gobble Time,

Dr Darrin Frye

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Perhaps we should introduce a spanking bill for Congress?

Spanking increases testosterone!

At spanking parties, women showed significantly higher levels of testosterone when experiencing these types of S&M activities. The researchers said the testosterone boost may be a sign of stress, or may help women deal with the aggression displayed by their partner.

Assemblyman Michael Duvall (R-Yorba Linda), whose remarks were videotaped in July during a lull in a Sacramento, California  hearing, stepped down less than 24 hours after the tape spread online.  He talked at length about spanking his his mistresses and her eye-patch underwear.  Now he denies any affairs!   Maybe he needs a spanking so that his testosterone increases and his memory clears!

I don’t think this was the actual pair of “eye patch” underwear his mistress was wearing? Do you?

Maybe his girlfriends just needed testosterone?  In women, testosterone increases vaginal lubrication in the same way that it increases nitric oxide in men’s arteries, allowing their penis to become erect.

For women, testosterone has the power to decrease fat mass, and increases lean body mass.  In other current news, it looks like “Miss” Semenya has testicles inside his/her body pouring out testosterone, instead of ovaries which make estrogen. 

Although many in the track and field regulatory bodies feel that they should strip him/her of her records, I think it is clear a spanking isn’t going to be necessary!

Time for Time Out,

Dr. Darrin Frye

 If it is summer season, and you want to show off your coconuts, you’ll have to “get crackin.”

Coconut oil (Triheptanoin)  has been called “the healthiest oil on earth“  and it can help you lose weight too!  Outside of mother’s milk, pure coconut oil is nature’s most plentiful source of lauric acid, which has many beneficial properties including antiviral , antibacterial, and other nasty bugs killing abilities.   Maybe we can battle the swine flu with coconut milk?!

 Lose unwanted pounds going medium, not long!

So, by changing the fats in your diet from the unsaturated long-chain fatty acids found in vegetable or seed oils to the medium chain fatty acids in coconut oil, along with exercise , you will find yourself gradually losing those unnecessary pounds.  Bikini bulges are no match for coconuts as they not only burn off  body fat, but  increase your metabolism too!  These are magical nuts indeed!

  So, make room for some nuts in your diet, and look great and be healthy this season.  If you get a little coconut on your face along the way, don’t worry!

Heroes TV Star Ali Larter loves Coconut Milk Cleanser which can help keep your skin looking soft, full, and amazing.  This oil is good for you inside and out.

Happy reading you nuts out there,

Dr. Frye

What happens in McDonald’s stays in McDonald’s – and on your belly too

9 Million people in the USA last year decided they needed to lose weight and purchased Hydroxycut.  It is effective because it is based on what is called the ECA Stack, Ephedrine, caffeine, and aspirin.  (the caffeine increases circulating fatty acids, enhancing fat oxidation). 

But Hydroxycut can be hard on the liver (and life)

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recently released a consumer advisory about certain Hydroxycut-branded products. According to the advisory, the FDA has received 23 reports over more than seven years about consumers having experienced serious liver-related problems coinciding with the time they were taking Hydroxycut-branded products. The advisory states that, “Although the liver damage appears to be relatively rare, FDA believes consumers should not be exposed to unnecessary risk.”

You cannot be too thin in America, but you can be in Spain.

In Madrid, a fashion show banned models with a body mass index (BMI) of less than 18, believing them to set an “unhealthy ideal for teenage girls.”  While most in America are battling a BMI twice that, the desire to be thin rages on.  Miracle diets, magical machines, and motivational mumbo-jumbo is being pitched and promoted 24 hours a day.

The money is just too good to keep Hydroxycut off the shelf.  What is 9,000,000 X $30.00?  (236,427 State of California’s IOUs)

A new version of Hydroxycut is already available, even though the ink isn’t even dry on the first lawsuit on the original product.  The FDA had requested that Hydroxycut’s makers submit a safety evaluation for any re-formulations, and when asked if Hydroxycut had found the ingredients causing any liver problems, their response was: “No ingredient was identified as having a causal connection to liver concerns; nevertheless, out of an abundance of caution, all of the product’s herbal ingredients and extracts have been replaced in the new formulation of Hydroxycut Advanced.”

They just took out the Ephedra, and added the word, “Advanced!!”  I think MuscleTech, the manufacturer for Hydroxycut has a political future if this supplement business goes south..

“HomeownersTaxCut Advanced” a new product from the Senate Democratic Leadership – they just removed stimulus and freedom and added recession and tyranny.

Dr. Frye