A recent study definitively proved that women’s body goes into sexual overdrive when she smells testosterone.  Her body prepares for a booty call when a whiff of androstadienone – a form of testosterone found in male sweat hits her nostrils. This is unavoidable, unintentional, and entirely animalistic!

Do you think it is a coincidence P. Wentz took Ashlee Simpson to basketball gym? He had to hire sweat with substance!  Wentz has less testosterone than Lady Gaga!   Ashlee, her sister Jessica Simpson, and Pud Wentz also gets excited around sweaty men with orange balls I hear.

Girls with bigger nostrils should therefore have  legs up on other females with smaller proboscises when it comes to seeking male partners.  Paris Hilton knows about about legs up, and now we know why she is always chasing stinky men.  I heard Ms. Hilton is coming out with a new film called, “One Nostril from Paris.”

Pheromones and body odors have been the focus of  much research, and male underarm sweat  is a powerful source that has been shown to improve women’s moods.  I think it is clear why Jennifer Aniston was so unhappy with Brad Pittiful. He lacks any testosterone and his sweat can’t work as an antidepressant!  We may want to warn Angelina Jolie before her mood tanks – it’s unavoidable.

It looks like Kim Kardashian is back out sniffing the bushes (wait- that was the last guy) for a new man.  You would think after getting her nose fixed, she would remove her head from her extremely large rear end and start knowing the difference between stud and dud.  So far, it appears she has a long, long way to go.

Apparently her nose isn’t the problem, I suggest 1 800 Call a Shrink.

Time to work up a sweat,

Dr. Frye,

the TestosteroneMasterMD

Research showed a 69% boost to testosterone – the male sex hormone by being in sunlight. In America as winter begins, there is a dip noticed in both supply of Vitamin D and testosterone which continues till March.  So it is important to get enough sun if you want to have great erections and awesome sex!  Studies now suggest that Vitamin D, and frequent sex may prevent prostate cancer!  The second part of that duo happens to be my most frequently requested prescription.

Swedish women are some of the most beautiful women in the world

The rest of the world has a similar story, but even more intense is the winter in Northern Sweden, where winter lasts 7 months, with two months where the sun never rises above the horizon!  Perhaps these girls are trying to make up for lost sun time – they need testosterone and vitamin D too!  Did you know that we can get boost a girl’s testosterone levels with a prescription cream which can really make a big difference in the bedroom, bathroom, hallway, den, dining room!, wherever?  Well, we can and we call it the “scream cream.” (you figure it out!)  So girls, don’t wait for midsummer – you can put that spice in your life for all seasons!  Get rubbing – and go clubbing!

Sometimes, it is best for all concerned, to just keep the clothes on, and take a supplement. The best one on the market has to be IVitaminScience’s custom vitamin and mineral, at www.ivitaminscience.com. This couple might also want to visit Palm Beach Preventive Medicine – www.pbpmed.com to get on an HCG diet program!

Time to get back in the sun, after I finish throwing up.

Dr. Darrin Frye

Testosterone and Vitamin Master MD

A survey done by the by The New York Academy of Medicine claims that over 40% of young teens in the US have lost their virginity by the age of 14.   Angelina Jolie revealed how unprepared she was for early age intercourse at age 14, when she said, “After having sex for the first time, the emotions didn’t feel enough.

So to feel closer to my mate, I grabbed a knife and cut him.”  Heck, Kelly Osborne was only 13 when she lost her virginity.  She said, ” I convinced myself I wasn’t pregnant, I hadn’t even gotten my period.”  This is only part of this story.

A newly released survey reveals that 63% of all women report significant sexual problems (called female sexual dysfunction or FSD).  What is shocking to me is that the number one issue in the younger women – those under 30, is inability or difficulty in achieving an orgasm!  Many Sexperts suggest that a young women’s difficulty in having the big O (anorgasmia),  is a result of either inexperience with her sexuality, unstable relationship, poor body image, partner ineptness, drug and alcohol interference, or simply lack of practice.  I think all of these things can influence a girl’s potential sexual pleasure, but what is concerning to me is that I feel that there is a more sinister problem extinguishing the flames down below.

Birth Control Pills (BCP) may mean no babies, but also may mean no orgasms!

The Perfect  Storm – 1.  Early Sexual Activity   2.  Birth Control Pills  3.  Female Sexual Dysfunction

Not only are BCP’s the wrong kind of estrogen, and the wrong kind of progesterone, it is also packaged in a pill – all three of these issues are serious enough to consider not selecting it for use in any woman.  But, unfortunately it gets worse.  Taking the BCP sends a woman’s testosterone plummeting towards zero, effectively killing her natural sex drive, and making her mood, motivation, memory, strength, decision making, and sleep much worse.  As if that wasn’t enough, estrogen increases body fat production, and elevates a protein called Sex Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG).

Sex Hormone Binding Globulin is a protein that goes through the bloodstream looking for testosterone.  Once it finds it, it binds it, effectively eliminating it for use.  So a unsuspecting woman, trying not to get pregnant by taking her BCP, has her testosterone levels being cut severely, and then what’s left is being scavenged up and bound.

So as long as women take birth control pills, they won’t be horny, and those who are having sex won’t be singing any orgasm songs.  If you must take BCP – consider taking a product called, DIM (www.ivitaminscience.com) to reduce cancer risk, and see a good doctor (www.pbpmed.com) who can see if testosterone cream could relight the fire in your panties.

Time to get your O’s back!

Ladies, be careful of the sloppy kisser! 

I’ve been researching  kissing a great deal recently.  Scientists  know that locking lips causes an upswing in oxytocin - (which is released during orgasm too) and we thought perhaps that influenced sexual behavior.  But now we think it’s the testosterone in man’s spit that causes women to want to take their clothes off!  That’s right, there is measurable testosterone in saliva, and other dischargable fluids – and it is thought that sloppy kisses may indeed be a way for a man to increase a women’s sex drive! 

But that isn’t the only danger!

Ancient Eastern Kissing Technique – Huh?  What?

A young woman in southern China has lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.  A 20 year old girl from Zhuhai, China, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear after her boyfriend applied some serious suction.  “The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”  Rumor is the man worked at the local water department, and frequently primes the main pump.

Taylor Lautner giving Taylor Swift some spit!  TW  is talented, beautiful, and always is the epitome of class and style.  (Kanye West…enough said..)

Lips are often viewed as a symbol for sensuality and sexuality. This has many origins; above all, the lips are a very sensitive erogenous and tactile organ. Reproductive psychologists have suggested that one reason the female lips are seen as sexually attractive might be because they mimic the appearance and sexual swelling of the labia of the vulva, and that a woman’s lips are effectively a secondary sexual organ.  Some feel that women’s saliva also contains hormones that influence a male’s sexual fertility and desire.  

We make kissable  lips with Restylane in our center www.pbpmed.com and all of my patients attest to the fact that men tend to see them in an entirely different light when their lips are fuller.  You can see a video of this on http://trollydolly.us when we recorded the process!

It’s always kissing time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Perhaps we should introduce a spanking bill for Congress?

Spanking increases testosterone!

At spanking parties, women showed significantly higher levels of testosterone when experiencing these types of S&M activities. The researchers said the testosterone boost may be a sign of stress, or may help women deal with the aggression displayed by their partner.

Assemblyman Michael Duvall (R-Yorba Linda), whose remarks were videotaped in July during a lull in a Sacramento, California  hearing, stepped down less than 24 hours after the tape spread online.  He talked at length about spanking his his mistresses and her eye-patch underwear.  Now he denies any affairs!   Maybe he needs a spanking so that his testosterone increases and his memory clears!

I don’t think this was the actual pair of “eye patch” underwear his mistress was wearing? Do you?

Maybe his girlfriends just needed testosterone?  In women, testosterone increases vaginal lubrication in the same way that it increases nitric oxide in men’s arteries, allowing their penis to become erect.

For women, testosterone has the power to decrease fat mass, and increases lean body mass.  In other current news, it looks like “Miss” Semenya has testicles inside his/her body pouring out testosterone, instead of ovaries which make estrogen. 

Although many in the track and field regulatory bodies feel that they should strip him/her of her records, I think it is clear a spanking isn’t going to be necessary!

Time for Time Out,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Testosterone Coffee has proven to be a bad idea!

Female Sexual Dysfunction Patch

A recent report  looked at the effects of the new female sexual dysfunction patch called Intrinsa.  This patch which is being nicknamed the female Viagra works by giving women a boost of the male hormone testosterone which is sometimes lacking in women who have a low libido.

Hysterectomy may mean Stayawayfromme!

A new report which was written by Dr. Sheryl Kingsberg looked at over 130 women who said that their desire to have sex was greatly reduced after they lost their ovaries. When women to lose their ovaries they tend to immediately produce less of three important hormones namely estrogen, progesterone and testosterone which causes them in turn to experience menopause.

The Female Viagra Patch Works!

Women on the patch reported a positive effect with an average increase in sexual activity of 4.4 times over four weeks. In contrast, women who did not experience a benefit from the patch had only a 0.5 times increase in activity over four weeks. (still an increase interestingly enough!)

Women with low testosterone levels experience loss of libido which in turn can often cause relationship stress and loss of bone and muscle mass throughout their lives. It is estimated that around 40% of women suffer from some form of female sexual dysfunction. This is higher than the amount of men suffering from erectile dysfunction (ED)!  So it is a really big deal!

Time for a patch!

Dr Frye

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News Flash!  “You get smarter the more you walk!”  Brain Size Matters!

 What? 

Scientists have found in a recent study that walking increases the volume and the efficiency of the brain, and also  improves  memory and attention.  New research is focused on why this doesn’t seem to affect blondes in the same way.  Rumor is they are focusing on Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as test subjects.

As little as three hours a week of brisk walking over a period of 6 months  increases blood flow to the the brain and triggers biochemical changes that increase production of new brain neurons.  Stretching , sex, and non-aerobic exercise has no effect on brain size. (obviously, Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson)

I calculated it out, that in order to be smarter you need to walk  about 234 miles.  That is 9 marathons!  If you couple this exercise routine with proper diet, human growth hormone, testosterone and other bioidentical hormones, proper vitamins and minerals http://www.ivitaminscience.com you might be invited to MENSA in less than 6 months!  No doubt you would be much smarter!

Suggestion to US  Senate, Congress, and Capital Hill:  You all need to Take a hike!  Sen. Harry Reed, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama especially!  From Wash DC to New York City is about 230 miles – so I suggest you all get walking!  After getting your necessary brain boost,  throw out the current socialized medicine bill, and start over, working with the Republicans, and physician experts (not personal injury lawyers) to get a upgrade to the private health care system that already is the finest in the world. 

Don’t Tread on Me Time,

Dr Frye

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Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (AIS) (commonly known as “man that insensitive woman is a dude!” syndrome)

It used to be easy to tell if a boy was a boy, and a girl was a girl.  Now, it isn’t.  We all know that “looks can be deceiving” so just a general inspection of a pection doesn’t always mean anything.  So, we had to turn to chromosomal analysis -you know, the XX and the XY thing?  Boys have the Y, the girls X.   Some men think that the absence of Y is a genetic defect!  LOL!  I know the women are convinced that a Y is a genetic anomaly.  With the concerns unfair advantages relating to performance enhancing testosterones, human growth hormone, and red blood cell stimulating factors – who knew that the discussion would turn back to gender!

Now we can’t even go by the XX, XY thing!  Turns out some women have an insensitive Y! 

Is this a man or a women?   To her father, at least, 18-year-old South African running sensation Caster Semenya is simply “daddy’s little girl.”

As the Jamican sprinter set records on the track there was an overwhelming concern that she was a he.  And, critics may be right!  Caster might be XY, and she might even have testes!  But she’ll end up a “woman”, because her body never responds to the testosterone she’s producing?  Signs of AIS include hairless genitalia and the absence of menstruation. (There are reports that Semenya had “not attained puberty yet.”)  “Since testosterone helps in building muscle and strength, a case of androgen insensitivity syndrome wouldn’t give an XY-female athlete any kind of competitive advantage; if anything, it would be a liability.” (assumed- I am not so sure of that)  Seven of the eight women who tested positive for Y-chromosomal material during the 1996 Summer Games in Atlanta had some form of AIS. They were allowed to compete.  Fair?  Hmmm.

Mandatory gender testing of Olympic athletes was stopped altogether in 1999, but Olympic and IAAF rules allow for gender tests if an athlete’s gender is challenged by another athlete or team, or event officials.  I am not sure there is a reliable test these days!  Maybe we should give each athelete $100 and see what he/she buys.  If there are more than two pairs of shoes, and some lip gloss on the receipt we can rest assured this athlete sits down to pee.  If, however, there are seven beers,  chicken wings,  a tool belt and toilet paper on the receipts, he’s all male.

It does go both ways…

Rena (Rusty) Kanokogi – A Brooklyn judo champ was stripped of her first place medal when judges realized she was a woman competing in a contest against men.  She just got her medal back – 50 years later!  Women can compete as men, but men cannot compete as women apparently.  Athletes who have undergone sex-reassignment are allowed to compete alongside their new gender, provided they follow regulations… whatever that means.

I miss when time was simpler,

Dr Frye

Julianne Hough from Dancing with the Stars has great arms (and the works!)  I am guessing hard work – au naturale too! 

So many women want to have arms like the ones they see on TV actresses, Dancers, and Big Screen Starletts.  Certainly, you can make your arms look great, but it is extremely difficult to get lean enough, and most of all to drive out the water from the muscle so you can see the definition.  There’s a secret set of weapons that entertainers use in creating sculpted arms, butts, and bodies and that comes from the knowledge of proper use of nutraceuticals, botanicals, and pharmaceuticals (and a great doctor)!  One of those pharmaceuticals that is widely utilized is oxandralone, “Anavar” which to anyone who has used it, is a “miracle worker.  Remember women, don’t do workouts designed for men, don’t eat diets formulated for men, and never use medication doses prescribed for men! 

Let’s take a look at a Star Sampler, so you can see what’s going on behind the scenes…

Comeback kid, not well known here in the States, but well known across the Pond..

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson – 75 units of Botox, decent rhinoplasty…. and I would guess, 25 mg Anavar daily.  (Note the vascularity, and the lateral bulge of the deltoid)

Anavar is an extremely popular drug amongst females who wish to avoid many of the side effects associated with anabolic steroid use. Its near legendary status is due to the fact that it causes a strong strength gain without increasing water retention. It does this by stimulating the creation of phosphocreatine in the muscle cell without depositing water in either the joints or the muscles allowing for a very hard and ripped appearance. Many users have noticed a distinct suppression of appetite while on the drug which is also very welcome.

Like A Lean and Heavily Muscled Virgin

 Madonna eats a Vegan diet and  uses another ‘miracle’ machine – The Power Plate, and I would guess she is quite familiar with:  25 mg Anavar and 5 mg Winstrol dressing on top of  those soy burgers. 

Anavar is  formulated to drive ATP or Adenosine Triphosphate into the muscle cells continually for sustained muscle growth which studies show about a 20% decrease in body fat, and a 10% increase in lean body mass.  It is so important to retain muscle while losing fat, otherwise you look sickly (Olsen twins). 

She Drops Swedes and Towels, now playing the 19th hole

Nicollette Sheridan (aka Edie Britt)- age 45 – absolutely ideal arms and shoulders, and doing great wtith Pate too.  My guess is 7.5 mg anavar with her protein shake each day.  (note the flared deltoids with smooth full feminine look) 

There are some great arms in Hollywood and some beautiful women for sure.   I’m not saying that they use Anavar or Winstrol above and beyond their diet and workouts, because I don’t know any of them personally.  I do know from living in LA and working in Beverly Hills - the only thing that matters is getting the next role and looking younger each and every day!  But there is a look, and I think you now can see for yourself.  Whatever it takes, no matter the price, is what is done when it comes to getting work.  Anavar can be safe and effective, but only under a physician’s strict care – please, never do this on your own. 

Physician to the  Star’s arms,  

Dr. Frye

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