Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

“Obama-bonics?” 

Today, I heard something I never thought would be proclaimed by the President of the United States of America, the leader of the free world, the most powerful man on the planet…he said, “people in America are getting awl wee-weed up.”  Now, I have used a bit of slang in my day, and I’ll admit I am not down with street lingo, but wee weed up?  Is that a form of ebonics mixed with politics?   Or maybe he was thinking of the good old days when he wet his diaper back in Kenya, and began his political career where he  hoped for a “change”?   The only thing for sure is that his poll numbers are going into the toilet these days, and for good reason.

Say it ain’t so Joe,” no flow!”

Speaking of going into the toilet…Maybe our President  just said that wee wee’d remark  to illuminate one of the bigger health problems in America, BPH – benign prostate hypertrophy?   BPH is the reason men keep going, and going, and going to the bathroom – and once they get there, they only get a dribble.  It is a mechanical issue caused by the prostate pushing on the urethra impeding urine flow. 

Sen. Reed demonstrating his universal prostate health checking plan to Speaker Pelosi

One of the natural remedies proposed by President Obama to stop leeky wee wee  is to blindly agree with all of the socialist agenda’s put forth by Pelosi, Reed and the Statists.   Another, perhaps better way might be to take saw palmetto, a natural remedy that does cause the prostate to shrink.  Food sources high in  zinc (pumpkin seeds)  or selenium supplements are very good.  Omega 3 fish oils are also helpful.  There is always a couple of types of pharmaceuticals including Cardura, Rapaflo, Avodart, Proscar that help flow.  Unfortunately, these can have side effects that really impact sexual performance and desire.  I just want to warn guys out there who are proactive, preventive minded.  If you don’t have an enlarged prostate, don’t take the supplements other than nutrients like minerals, vitamins, and omega 3 fish oils. 

Oh, another remedy is to sit down to go wee wee.  See, all that talk about having the protestor’s sit down and shut up, was really just another public health measure courtesy of the Democratic Socialist Republic of America.

Thanks President for carrying the pumpkin seed, and helping us focus on this public health problem that does indeed needed discussion.  

Time for our leaders to stop sitting all over Americans,

Dr. Frye

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