Who’s Got the Longest Licker?

This Rare Tennessee Ding Bat Has a Very  Long Tongue

19 year old teen sensation Miley Cyrus enjoys flaunting and shocking others with her newly engaged body.  Whether her breasts are falling out of a tight little dress, or she is butt-cheeking out in tiny white daisy dukes, the one think you will always see sticking out is her lengthy tongue!  Rumor is fiance Liam Hemsworth’s has the cleanest ears in Hollywood.  Even so Miley has a three inch tongue, she doesn’t have a lick of taste apparently.  Her new short haircut looks like a dew don’t, and by the way, anytime Charlie Sheen gives you the thumbs up, you’re probably on the wrong track. No, she doesn’t have the longest licker in relationship to her body.

Nashville Redneck to Spotted Longneck

You might think this animal would be the winner, but you would be wrong!  Most everyone knows that these long neck animals have huge lickers.  Even though giraffes have big bodies and a very long tongue measuring almost 20 inches, they don’t have have the largest one in the kingdom relative to their body size.  Most think giraffes are lucky and really pretty cute – but they don’t have anything on the next contestant.

Ashley Simpson She doesn’t have the biggest tongue, but maybe the cutest one!  Too bad it was “bittersweet world” for Mr. Fall Out Boy Wentz when she dumped him last year.  At least Ashlee got a cute little licker named Bronx who is an amazing kid and her real live boy toy to keep on kissing on.  Well, neither Ashlee or Bronx has the longest tongue per body size, so let’s keep rocking on. Is having a long tongue an evolutionary advantage – well maybe in Hollywood!??!

Don’t KISS and tell!

Nope, Gene Simmons has a long list of crazy tales, and a hell of a long tongue which made him the most millions per lick of any of the creatures listed so far, but  he doesn’t not have the longest tongue in the jungle when compared to ego or body size. He is touring again with Motley Crue  now- oh my!  They should name this Tour, the One Lick Too Far Tour, or perhaps the “Three Second Rule Does Apply Tour” !  I guess there are some dumb lickers still out there thinking, Charlie’s Sheen was great, why not go see Grandpa Gene “sing”??

And The Real Winner of the Longest Tongue Award Goes To:

Not a Ding Bat, or an Old Bat, but an Ecuadorian Long-tongued Bat Takes the Prize!

The elusive Andean bat may not be all that sexy but it has a 3½-inch tongue, which is one and a half times as long as its body!  This flying machine is only 2 inches long!  People would need tongues about nine feet long to match the bat’s proportions. The bat keeps its tongue stuffed down its throat, doubled up in its esophagus.  Not only is this one long licker, it is also very efficient.   The hairs on the end of the tongue stick straight out right before the tongue retracts, maximizing surface area and allows the bat to mop up as much nectar as possible per slurp.  So the real star of the animal kingdom is not Miley, Ashlee, Gene or the Giraffe, but a little bat from South America!

Hey Little Bat, Not so Fast…..

Hmm, maybe it’s not the Length but the Width that matters?

Say AHHHHH!  The widest tongue in the world belongs to Jay Sloot and measures 7.9 cm (3.1 in)!

She Zhen In ancient times, people could draw information about their internal health from the surface of the tongue.   The heart and liver are reflected in the front part of the tongue. The middle part of the tongue shows the state of the stomach. The root of the tongue is responsible for the state of the lower part of the bowels. The sides reflect the state of the liver and kidneys.  There is an iphone app that snaps a picture of your tongue and gives you some advice on what your body is working on!  An apple a day really may keep the doctor away!!

My guess is Jay has a lot of cramping in his liver and gallbladder as he trys to fit that fat tongue in his mouth!  Interesting that your heart is located right at the tip of your tongue!  Wow, I have heard of leading with your heart, but this is ridiculous!  Well, I think it is interesting that there are no reproductive organs represented on the tongue at all, and that comes as quite a shock since so much sex appeal, sex talk, and sexual innuendo is connected with tongues.  So for you goofballs out there trying to reach your girlfriends’ kidney’s, bladder, and intestines when you kiss her goodnight, maybe rethink your angle.

Time for some Ice Cream,

Dr. Darrin Frye, MD

Axe Body Spray, is the best-selling deodorant spray on the market and the bane of households—nationwide.  Axe has an overpowering  smell – but that doesn’t mean that is smells good to women.  Women simply have a much better smelling apparatus than guys do.    Men have biology working against them as their noses that are 200 to 1,000 times less sensitive than a woman’s, plus oily skin holds scents much longer than dry skin.

Androstenol (testosterone steroid) is the scent produced by fresh male sweat, and is attractive to females. Androstenone  (oxidized testosterone steroid) is produced by male sweat after exposure to oxygen and it is perceived as highly unpleasant by females.  So, men who believe that their ‘macho’, sweaty body-odor is attractive to women are deluding themselves, unless they are constantly producing fresh sweat and either naked or changing their clothes every 20 minutes to remove any trace of the oxidised sweat.

Fresh Sweaty Uruguayan League Soccer Man Smell Drives Women Fans Crazy!   Unfortunately, for him, the sexy scent goes to stink by the end of the contest.

This secret ring emits pheromones (Spanish Booty Juice) whenever you push the magic button, and this is used to attract the men/women your way.   These lusty smelling pheromones can only be detected at a distance of about 18 inches, so if the women,or man is hyperopic (can’t see close)  odds the ring would work improve.

Researchers had women smell men’s used T-shirts and rank them according to how attractive the smell is. In the past, women have indicated that the most pleasurable shirts belong to men with different major histocompatibility complex (MHC) genes than they do.

So scientists believe that women can subconsciously smell a man’s genes in his sweat.  It is another good reason for guys and girls to get to the gym.  So singles out there dating, stop looking for a great partner and start smelling for one!

Time to go sweat,

Darrin Frye, MD

Fat Burning Secret is in the sole of your shoes – fat busting is measured in how many steps run, not reps you pull!  New science says your best way to slim and sexy is running, not lifting weights!

Monitoring Fat Loss in Runners

A key finding in a German study on long distance runners show that the first tissue affected by running was fat tissue!  More importantly, visceral fat loss -the most dangerous fat  linked to cardiovascular disease goes away.  This is big news!

Liposuction cannot reach inside your guts to get to the fat

It has always been dogma, that when you put yourself in a negative calorie state through dieting or catabolic exercise, that your body burns protein (or muscle) first, not fat.  We have always used hormones to protect the fat which works well.  But, this study suggests that running doesn’t follow that pattern.

Anna Kournikova has it going on~ tennis is really good for the body and butt!

So if you are going to get running, make sure you get the right shoe to fit your body frame and match your goals.  I don’t think pumps will be the perfect shoe.  Most importantly, look at your footprint and determine if you have a high arch, medium, or flat foot.  With a high arch, look for neutral, medium arch look for stability, and for low arch try motion control.

Claudia Schiffer

The bodacious German supermodel eats salad and steamed vegetables for dinner and eats only fruits before the afternoon. While on locations, she prefers to eat black grapes and drinks tomato juice and herbal tea.  Maybe the tomatoes are partially responsible for her amazing looks?

Lycopene, which is what makes tomatoes red, is nature’s most powerful antioxidant; studies have shown that increased lycopene consumption can lead to decreased risks of heart disease as well as certain types of cancers, including breast, prostate, and colorectal and may also lower the amount of LDL or “bad” cholesterol.  No word on whether it makes your hair blond, curly, and sexy.

Tomato juice can, however,  significantly increase the presence of cell-protecting antioxidants that help to fight against skin aging  and osteoporosis, according to new research.  Researchers claim that 30mg of lycopene found in tomatoes – the equivalent to two glasses of tomato juice – is enough to help prevent the brittle-bone disease.  Novel skin creams  that have lycopene in them are also on the market designed to keep you looking Claudia young!

More than 45,000 people from all over the world descend each year on the small Valencian town of Bunol, Spain to participate in the La Tomatina festival, where over 100 tons of rotten and over-ripe tomatoes make quite a lycopene mess.  No word on whether the veggie feast makes people younger, but maybe it makes people immature?

Tomatoes may be toxic to most dogs..

Most dogs can eat a hamburger in one bite easily.  But instead of wolfing down a standard quarter pounder, many carefully lift off the tomatoes slices, and then devour it.  They seem to sense that they shouldn’t eat the tomatoes.  Toxic?  Well, I know of some dogs that do eat tomatoes and they seem to like them and do ok.  I suggest you be careful with your hairy friends and let them get their lycopene another way.

Time to “catchup” on things,

Dr. Frye

No one could be more unhappy than Lindsay Lohan about the fact that soon there will be no more free drugs at any doctor’s office thanks to President Obama’s “healthcare reform law”.  While touted to bring access and affordability to all – naturally it doesn’t, and while it is now clear to the Democrat Congress and Senate who voted it in without reading the bill – here is another unseen but real consequence of their failures.

Pharmaceutical companies give doctor’s offices free samples to give to patients who can’t afford medication, or need to “try them before they have to buy them.”  And they give us a lot of them!

Pfizer Inc. 101 million samples worth $2.7 billion

Merck & Co. 39 million samples worth about $356 million

Eli Lilly & Co. 33 million worth $67 million

Wyeth, 52 million worth $64 million

Abbott Laboratories 16 million worth $32 million

Excellent right?  Well, our democratic fools in congress still can’t seem to get their heads out of their house seats or their senate seats.  Somehow they interpret the drug sample program as bad, and think doctors are in cahoots with big pharmaceutical companies.  FYI  Pelosi (RIP)….Doctor’s don’t make money off of prescriptions or samples. Harry Reed (Nevada owes the entire USA an apology) and other Democratic idiots think “samples induce prescriptions for more costly brand-name medicines when cheaper generics might be available.”   This administration and democratic controlled congress are typecasts in a “Dumb and Dumber” episode Part 2.  Thank God for elections, and the new Republican replacements headed to Washington next year.

Hidden portions of ObamaCare will require doctors to document every single sample pill, who, where, why, when, how and keep a huge file on all of them, because someone who wrote this into the bill believes Doctors are bad, drug companies are evil, and voters are stupid.

So Doctor’s are calling the Phamaceutical companies are saying, “when this law goes into effect in January, we will no longer be seeing Reps or dispensing samples to patients!”

What, no more little fockers?

Ben Stiller/Robert DeNiro comedy “Little Focker” – Jessica Alba plays a sexy pharmaceutical representative driving men crazy!  What will we do without the drug representatives?

Just look at your pocket – you will see exactly what Obama’s “Change” really means – for that is all you are going to have left after  drug samples have gone away.   America, continue to vote all Democrats and any moderate, spineless Republican congressmen out of office so we can get our country back on track.  Thank you Tea Party for saving our country.

Time to start remodeling my drug sample room at the office- maybe I’ll put in a pain clinic – because ObamaCare created a gaping wound to America, and every American is paying the price for his administration’s “Blame America First Agenda”.

Time to repeal “ObamaCare” (which is a paradox)

Dr. Frye

Have you heard of the Flat Belly Diet or the Quik Trim Diet?  

This sexy belly was not made with the Flat Belly or the Quik Trim Diets I can assure you!

“A MUFA (monounsaturated fatty acid) at Every Meal” is the pitch from the proponents of this latest fad “diet” plan.  I can’t believe how popular some diet plans become, and now I am convinced that facts don’t matter, it’s all about the marketing.  This one has Yale and Prevention Magazing behind it, which is even more shocking.  I guess if Yale was in Florida it would be a D school, and we would stop sending them free lunch money.  Here’s what they’re saying, and I guess they’re doing it with a straight face. 

MUFA’s  and weight loss?

MUFA (MOO-fah)  is a term that some dieticians  have been using for years. It stands for monounsaturated fatty acid, a type of heart-healthy, “good” fat found in foods like nuts, avocado, and chocolate. “MUFAs are an unsaturated fat, and have the exact opposite effect of the unhealthy saturated and trans fats you’ve heard about in the news.”  Trouble is, it isn’t true.  While unsaturated fats are better than saturated fat, it is folly to think you can reduce your heart risk by eating high caloric foods, no matter if you may improve your cholesterol ratios.  Fat makes you die from heart disease, period, no matter what an MRI shows.

Here’s the new mascot for the Flat Belly Diet Plan

 The Big F is not only a name but a grade

“The Flat Belly Diet was designed by a “registered dietitian”, and based on research showing that eating a calorie-controlled, Mediterranean-style diet rich in monounsaturated fatty acids — MUFAs for short — may help you store less fat in your belly and reduce your risk of disease. Each of the four, 400-calorie daily meals contains a specific portion of a MUFA-rich food; oils, olives, nuts seeds, avocados, or dark chocolate.

(Do you notice that you must limit calories, and exercise along with this magical food selection to lose weight? )

Even dieticians confuse weight and heart disease plans.  Here’s an example:  Think of 9 grain bread (endorsed by the American Heart Association)as heart friendly, it improves your cholesterol ratio so it lowers heart attack risk.  But, sadly each slice of bread is like cake at 180 calories each!   Two slices and you are at 360 calories without anything on your sandwich.  Just the bread alone at 360 calories a day, 7 days a week would make 43 lbs of fat.  Moral of the story, “Just because something is healthy, doesn’t mean it can’t make you fat!”  So even experts get mixed up, and you get bad info and feel frustrated and go on to the next gimmicky diet plan.

Padma Lakshmi from the TV show Top Chef is very sweet

1 Hershey’s dark chocolate bar = 180 calories

1 Avocado = 325 calories

1 Nut = moo -foh creator of the flat belly diet that thinks you lose weight by eating monounsaturated fats

Kim Kardashian, this doesn’t count for a work-out.    I heard she is pitching the new  Quik Trim diet program…( wait, wasn’t that the name of her sex tape she made with Reggie Bush?)  Quik Trim just uses diet, exercise, and pharmaceutical appetite suppressant, Phentermine.  Just like Reggie’s gift, this is pure speed!  Just work out, and eat decent people – it always works.

Hey, I smell something baking,  have you heard about that new cookie diet that is so amazing??? 

Time to get moo-fah real,

Dr Frye

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The 24-year-old Victoria’s Secret angel/supermodel, Bar Rafaeli is one of fashion and beauty’s freshest faces and is the face of Garnier Fructis Triple Nutrition Hair Products.  There are many people out there that think Bar is one of the prettiest and sexy girls around, so why is she being treated like a dog?  You’ve got to read this to believe it.

This new product  from Garnier is getting rave reviews from users, and it certainly fits the new push for healthy products. like fruits, and oils that enhance our looks naturally.  So with fantastic ingredients like Apple Fruit Extract, Lemon Peel Extract, Vitamin B3 – Niacinamide, Vitamin B6 – Pyridoxine, Avocado and Olive Fruit Oils…what is Linalool?  Linalool?

Linalool  is used as a natural botanical insecticide!   It is used in flea dips, and can kill all kinds of  bacteria and bugs!  It can be found in over 200 plants, and many oils like Citrus and Pine contain the most of it.  This natural hair product may do more than just condition hair!

Fleas are small (1/16 to 1/8-inch (1.5 to 3.3 mm) long), agile, usually dark colored, wingless insects with tube-like mouth-parts adapted to feeding on the blood of their hosts. Their bodies are laterally compressed, permitting easy movement through the hair (or in the case of humans, under clothes). Their legs are long, the hind pair well adapted for jumping (vertically up to seven inches (18 cm); horizontally thirteen inches (33 cm) – around 200 times their own body length making them the greatest jumpers of all bugs.

Bar ain’t no dog, but she sure does love her little pooch!  Honestly, you can’t blame the fleas for wanting to jump Ms. Refaeli, everybody else does. 

I hear there is a new Garnier shampoo in development that uses a new herb called commit-mint, which not only repels fleas off dogs, but repels men that are dogs (see ya Leonardo ;)!

No time for fleas,

Dr. Frye

Algae makes you feel good inside and on the outside too!  But, it can be really stinky!

A new carotenoid has received much attention lately – astaxanthin.   It would be what’s known as a vitamin light-  chemically, astaxanthin is classified as a non-provitamin A.  It is a fat-soluble nutrient and excellent antioxidant.  The richest source of astaxanthin by far is the algae Haemococcus pluvialis.  In skin treatment salons, algae is not only an exfoliant that cleans pores and scrubs off dead skin, but acts as a prime source of dermal nutrients. 

This dietary supplement is a therapeutic tool for a variety of conditions and diseases, including heart disease, immune problems, inflammation states,  and neuro-degenerative issues – such as dementia.   When compared with vitamin E , astaxanthin’s antioxidant potential was from approximately 80 times to as much as 550 times greater!  

Astaxanthin provides the rich pink color observed in various aquatic species including the salmonids (e.g., salmon) and crustaceans (e.g., crabs, lobster, shrimp), and even some nonaquatic species such as the flamingo (whose diet includes some astaxanthin-producing organisms). You’ll never see a pink flamingo getting a heart bypass.

It has been reported that Posh Spice is living on a diet of soya edamame beans, strawberries and lettuce and drinking 2 pints of algae and a seaweed shake every day.  Posh, there’s no Astaxanthin in that diet coke in the fridge, and what happened to that breast job?  Better eat some lobster with those beans and salad!

Time is pink and green sometimes,

Dr. Frye

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Benefits of Growth Hormone Therapy to Women - Be a Man Magnet!

“The effects of six months of human growth hormone (HGH) on lean body mass and adipose tissue reversed the equivalent of changes incurred during 10-20 years of aging.” “The overall deterioration of the body that comes with growing old is not inevitable…We now realize that some aspects of it can be prevented or reversed.” – Dr. Daniel Rudman, MD – New England Journal of Medicine.  Not only does HGH take away those pesky “love handles” or lower “tummy pooch“, but it can also shape up small areas like chubby cheeks, back fat, bra fat, and upper arm wobble!  Since this hormone replaces and rejuvenates tissues, the collagen that underlies the skin firms and plumps so fine lines and wrinkles are erased (you might not need as much Botox or Restylane Fillers).   The skin also acts like young skin, and is full of moisture, has good tone, and seems to radiate a healthy look.  Of course, that smile on your face, and your boyfriend’s isn’t a bad thing either!

Human Growth Hormone replacement makes a woman dangerous!

Clinical evidence and recent medical research clearly demonstrate that by replacing Human Growth Hormone in IGF-1 deficient women, we can significantly  reverse the biological effects of aging, reduce body fat, increase lean muscle mass, strengthen the heart and improve sexual performance!  That would make you a very dangerous women, indeed! LOL!   Honestly, what women couldn’t use some of this magical potion to help in some area?  Well, if you want to know more, or see if you qualify for  HGH, or possibly testosterone,  check out my clinic which is at www.nationwidesi.com.   Elevate your preventive medicine and anti-aging maintainence program to include balanced hormone replacement therapy (HRT) – you will be very glad you did. 

Feel like $30 Million Bucks

Designed by Susan Rosen & Steinmetz Diamonds the Worlds Most Expensive Bikini features over 150 carats of D diamonds,  with a 51 carat flawless pear shaped diamond; a 30 carat emerald cut diamond; two 15 carat round diamonds & a pair of eight pear shaped diamonds which are set in platinum.  The infamous bikini (and supermodel Molly Sims) made its debut on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit edition back in 2005 and the suit is worth over $30 Million dollars.  So how do supermodels get so supermodelish?  Besides having great genetics, strict diets, and plenty of hard work, one additional  secret weapon is the incredible shriking body effect of Human Growth Hormone (HGH)!  Now you know, and you can use the “secret of the Hollywood stars” to feel and look your awesome best safely and securely under the watchful eye of medical professionals like me! 

Time is the essence,

Dr. Frye