Sperm can be quite surprising sometimes!

Men produce 1500 sperm every second, and depending on the environment surrounding them, they can be fast or slow.  (This is quite independent of how fast or slow a guy gets to orgasm!) We have always known that nutrition is important to health, but we underestimated how important vitamins and minerals are to the speed of sperm and enhancing reproductive success.

In sperm and sex, most men start out pretty fast but peeter out quickly.  Sperm ejaculated in the vagina may last a week, but outside the body survives only a few hours.  Average time to ejaculation during intercourse – 2 -3 minutes!  All in all, this is a sprint race to say the least!

Cameron, what’s good for making babies may not be that good for making beautiful locks.

Semen Hair Nourishment?  Named the “Viagra for Hair” this treatment works because semen is packed with protein, so the damaged hair is repaired- and also stand at attention.  $110 a shot.  Is it just me, or does Justin Bieber now look like he is using this product to look more masculine?  (It might work better if he was making it instead of buying it.)

Vitamin D Power (the New Blue pill is Clear!)

Immunohistochemistry demonstrated that the Vitamin D receptor was located predominantly on the head/nucleus of the sperm and mid-piece.  This means that sperm needs vitamin D, and we already knew that Zinc and  Biotin also have a part in how well a sperm travels.  Bottom line -nutrients matter!  Check out www.ivitaminscience.com for the best in nutrient science.

Results show then, that stimulation of human spermatooza in the laboratory with activated vitamin D can increase their forward movement!  This is Big D news!

Besides the mood enhancing tactile suggestion, oysters are also packed with zinc, which promotes healthy sperm and testosterone production. But that’s not even the best part. In 2005, scientist released evidence that oysters contain rare — and effective — amino acids that amp up the release of sex hormones in both men and women.  Viagra on the half shell!

The request follows Jodie Marsh’s 32GG breast sized model’s  decision to quit men and embark on a lesbian love affair.  I think she is already using the hair product?  Gov. Arnold may be available to help her out?  My feeling that she may need more than just vitamins and minerals.

Kali-forn-ia Sperm on Steroids

Research showed a 69% boost to testosterone – the male sex hormone by being in sunlight. In America as winter begins, there is a dip noticed in both supply of Vitamin D and testosterone which continues till March.  So it is important to get enough sun if you want to have great erections and awesome sex!  Studies now suggest that Vitamin D, and frequent sex may prevent prostate cancer!  The second part of that duo happens to be my most frequently requested prescription.

Swedish women are some of the most beautiful women in the world

The rest of the world has a similar story, but even more intense is the winter in Northern Sweden, where winter lasts 7 months, with two months where the sun never rises above the horizon!  Perhaps these girls are trying to make up for lost sun time – they need testosterone and vitamin D too!  Did you know that we can get boost a girl’s testosterone levels with a prescription cream which can really make a big difference in the bedroom, bathroom, hallway, den, dining room!, wherever?  Well, we can and we call it the “scream cream.” (you figure it out!)  So girls, don’t wait for midsummer – you can put that spice in your life for all seasons!  Get rubbing – and go clubbing!

Sometimes, it is best for all concerned, to just keep the clothes on, and take a supplement. The best one on the market has to be IVitaminScience’s custom vitamin and mineral, at www.ivitaminscience.com. This couple might also want to visit Palm Beach Preventive Medicine – www.pbpmed.com to get on an HCG diet program!

Time to get back in the sun, after I finish throwing up.

Dr. Darrin Frye

Testosterone and Vitamin Master MD

Goat milk has long been regarded as the ultimate skin luxury, making it good for the body inside and out! Goat milk is full of tons of calcium so it is good for the bones and the behind! It is said that Cleopatra’s beauty secret was bathing in goat milk.

Karolina Kurkova has great skin and looks great from the front to the behind! She must be swimming in milk! Goat milk is nourishing because it has more vital vitamins and triglycerides (fats) than either cow’s milk or water. It is packed with vitamins A, B, C & D as well as protein, calcium, potassium and magnesium.

Goat milk is gentle because it has a pH level that is closest to that of our skin which is very soothing. (Especially when you are bathing in it!) Goat milk is moisturizing because its short-strand protein structure allows it to be easily absorbed , and is really good for dry and sensitive skin.

Goat milk contains Caprylic Acid which maintains this low alkalinity and there are many other natural ways to increase this acid too - mainly by taking supplements www.ivitaminscience.com and by eating healthy fruits (like coconuts and red apples).  

Any suggestions for who you might want to see in a red applesauce bath? You may want to try that out at home with your special someone! Tell them, “Doctor’s Orders!” And for those who are wondering what happened to the horns on this goat, read my blog on “Horny Goat Weed!”

Time for milk mustaches all,

Dr. Darrin Frye – the TimeMasterMD

News Flash!  “You get smarter the more you walk!”  Brain Size Matters!

 What? 

Scientists have found in a recent study that walking increases the volume and the efficiency of the brain, and also  improves  memory and attention.  New research is focused on why this doesn’t seem to affect blondes in the same way.  Rumor is they are focusing on Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as test subjects.

As little as three hours a week of brisk walking over a period of 6 months  increases blood flow to the the brain and triggers biochemical changes that increase production of new brain neurons.  Stretching , sex, and non-aerobic exercise has no effect on brain size. (obviously, Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson)

I calculated it out, that in order to be smarter you need to walk  about 234 miles.  That is 9 marathons!  If you couple this exercise routine with proper diet, human growth hormone, testosterone and other bioidentical hormones, proper vitamins and minerals http://www.ivitaminscience.com you might be invited to MENSA in less than 6 months!  No doubt you would be much smarter!

Suggestion to US  Senate, Congress, and Capital Hill:  You all need to Take a hike!  Sen. Harry Reed, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama especially!  From Wash DC to New York City is about 230 miles – so I suggest you all get walking!  After getting your necessary brain boost,  throw out the current socialized medicine bill, and start over, working with the Republicans, and physician experts (not personal injury lawyers) to get a upgrade to the private health care system that already is the finest in the world. 

Don’t Tread on Me Time,

Dr Frye

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Over a lifetime, only a fraction of a percentage of people escape headaches. It has been estimated that 9/10 people have at least one headache per year. 1 in 5 will have a migraine headache sometime in their life- which means over a billion people worldwide will at some point have a migraine episode. It has been suggested that almost 20 million migraine headaches happen every day somewhere in the world. So, it is a huge problem, and not a new one.  

Supermodel, Elle MacPherson – known as “the Body” suffers from migraines (may be triggered by Guy Richie)

Aretaeus of Cappadocia (Eastern Turkey) did not discover Elle, but he is credited as the “discoverer” of migraines because of his  description of the symptoms of a unilateral headache associated with vomiting, with headache-free intervals in between attacks.

The difference between regular headaches and migraines are- with migraines usually there is an alert time or “aura” that precedes the pain, and repeatable associated triggers that cause one to happen.  (85% of migraine sufferers could report something that sets off  the migraine.) These include weather (up to 50%), missing a meal (40%), stress (about 50%), alcohol (50%) and various types of food (45%). About 50% of women report menses as a trigger. A recent study showed that over 50% considered crying to be a trigger. Not very many people even realize that they have migraines, and think it is allergies, and sinus related.

Botox has many useful applications!

Botox (Botulinum toxin)is a medication and a neurotoxic protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum distributed by Allergan . When injected into the body, it blocks neurotransmitter release which powers muscles thereby paralysing them. We use Botox as a cosmetic enhancer by eliminating muscle contraction of the forehead and face – those muscles that cause excess rhytids( wrinkles). It is very effective, exceedingly safe, and has millions of adoring fans! Everyone is familiar with that.  But the properties of Botox can be utilized for other medical issues, beyond the surface of the skin, or the pores that produce sweat.

Inject the Migraine right between the eyes!

Migraines are felt to be related to muscular spasm, and erratic blood vessel contraction and expansion. Once this occurs, a cascade of inflammation happens which causes the severe pain, nausea, light and noise sensitivity. This is where botox comes in. If we mix about 80 IU’s of Botox (twice what we might use for frown lines and crow’s feet) and inject it in precise locationsaround the brows, eyes, and neck area, we can get a remarkable result lasting 6 -8 months. Some doctors just inject between the eyes (glabellar region) and feel the frown muscles – (corrugators) are responsible for migraines, but I think you need to inject the back of the scalp at nape of the neck in order to get the best result. We charge about $1120 for the treatment which can really give you your life back!

If you cut out the muscles that allow you to frown, what if you’re not happy with the result?

New treatments include surgical removal of the frown muscle, which I think is ridiculous, unnecessary, and expensiveat $6000. A more balanced approach of proper sleep, diet, exercise, hormonal balance, stress reduction, and targeted supplements makes more sense, and can have a -lasting impact. There has been remarkable improvement in many migraine sufferers just with supplementation of magnesium, 500 -600 mg, CoQ10, 30 – 50 mg and Vitamin B2, 100 – 150 mg to their diets. Of course, caffeine and many herbal supplements have also been tagged as helpful. I would recommend people to check out http://ivitaminscience.comto see how you can get your precise vitamin, mineral and coQ1o levels checked, so see what your body needs to be balanced and healthy.  You will soon be able to get your hormones like testosterone, growth hormone, estrogen progesterone, your vitamins and minerals, regular blood, urine, or saliva tests checked without going to see your doctor at http://whitecoatlaboratorycompany.com.  Watch for that coming soon!

Have a headache free day!

Dr. Frye