Small Ball?

His jersey says #17 (cm) but he should be wearing #11.. (I’ll do the math – 4 1/3 inches)

The New York Knicks Basketball Superstar Jeremy Lin is sometimes big on the court, but unfortunately always small in the bedroom!  It may have been one of the reasons that the Knicks weren’t long for the playoff season!  The Heat were big men on campus in the series and it was sad that Lin couldn’t make it back into the lineup.  Without Bosh who is injured, the Miami Heat may no longer avoid small ball and follow in the tiny footprints of the NY Knicks!  So how can such a big sensation like Lin,  have such a small pen, you ask?

Lin (student) vs. LaBron James (instructor) 2012 NBA Playoffs

Let’s do a Lin-vestigation!

You would think a superstar on the hardwood would be able to make some serious hay in the bedroom, right?  Big hands, big feet right? It may not be the case at all, ladies when it comes to LinMan!  (I did read that there is a big demand for Asian looking gay men in the club scene because of Lin’s popularity – which is for another blog) There is still a lot of love in the Big Apple for the way this guard played when he was in, but he ended the season more like a Big Zero instead of a Big Hero. For a town that never sleeps, Jeremy Lin proved to cause a lot of ZZZ’s verses 3’s this playoff season.  Many unfazed women and male supporters don’t seem to mind if there’s nothing down there -if those rumors about lil Lin are accurate!

Is it in, Lin?

Jason Whitlock wrote it best, “Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple inches of pain tonight”, a reference to Lin’s sexual prowess. Jason caught a lot of flack for that stereotypical joke, but it was kinda funny to read.  I know, stereotypical comments can hurt feelings and all, but holy cow, toughen up America!  Stupid jokes are not hate crimes or racism gone amuck, they are just stupid jokes.  Whatever happened to self- esteem and that saying, “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?”  Did that go out in the 70’s? Back from my rant, Well, Jeremy Lin may need more than an injection of some magic potion a little higher up than his knee from what I hear from the street.  Now, as Jason said, it may not be his fault, because his genes what fills his jeans.  You can pick a pocket, pick a nose, but you can’t pick your parents. (Stupid joke epidemic) Maybe Jeremy needs to add some Asian tricks to make up for his shortcomings in the sack and then he can truly be BalLin.

Root Growing Powder – (tongkat ali) Maybe we call it Lintongali?  (NY Knicks Trainer’s Room)

Jeremy, you may already know since you are a Harvard grad, but it is possible to get penile and testicle enlargement from taking pasak bumi (tongkat ali)! The NY Knicks should have put a large dose in their team Gaterade bucket – it may have helped them play some defense! Getting your junk to grow is a direct effect of the root’s testosterone enhancing properties.  I am not sure if it would trigger a positive on your performance enhancing urine test, but perhaps if you start hitting home runs they may want to run one.

Sex Vacations

Jeremy Shu-How Lin’s roots are from Taiwan and China, but all the sex craving women from his old rompin ground load up and head to the seashores of Indonesia!  Women there know that good things don’t always come in small packages and head for greener pastures and bedrooms (www.fourseasons.com/jakarta/)!  So not everything is “made in China” – lovemaking seems to be an export business!  Why would women pack their bags and head south?  Size Matters.

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Now playing for the NY Knicks – #35 a short and round forward, with huge junk from Jakarta, Dusty “the bone” Warrior!

The reason for this preference by Japanese and Chinese women is not the bone in the guys’ nose, but the bone in the guys’ clothes.  It is true that Indonesian men are the best endowed in all of East and Southeast Asia, which likely is a consequence of the fact that tongkat ali (pasak bumi in Indonesian) is so popular in the country.

Linsanity is certainly a big phenomenon – bigger than life actually.  But now it isn’t all about Tongkat Ali – as there is a Lin -Bud marijuana blend that doesn’t make anything bigger, but your legal fees.  Just like the Knicks championship run – it all went up in a pile of limp Lin smoke!

One way to hide your smallness, is to hang out with even smaller, like Spikey L’ Lee!  Why is it that those with the small in the pants seem to have the biggest glasses and mouths?  Well, there’s always next season for the Lil Knickers who are all lining up in Chinatown looking for a bigger future.

Time to say Linbye for now,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Forget  libido boosting, Testosterone, or Growth Hormone promoting herbs, power bars, and high-tech memory boosters: The single best supplement for a guys’ or girls’ diet could be two cheeks full of nuts!  (you can start the jokes now)  As far as I can tell, there are health nuts,  nuts who love health, and then there a whole bunch of people who either vote for, or love people who are nuts!

Two Cheeks Full News:  A new research study  demonstrates that naturally occurring antioxidants in pecans may help contribute to heart health and disease prevention. Apparently eating all those bowls of nuts on the bar down the street while drinking beer was the best preventive medicine strategy of all time?!

Ever wonder “Why do we love Acorns so much?”  Acorn Bikinis are indeed Nuts – but I think healthy.  DD in Green is always good for most.

Acorns  are rich in complex carbohydrates, minerals, and vitamins while they are lower in fat than most other nuts. They are also a good source of fiber.  This model is looking fit, but may need to consider a breast lift and nipple reposition surgery consultation.  Saggy acorns is no way to go through life!

And, then there are the women “goddesses” who are attracted to nuts.  Maybe Sheen’s court has an extra dose of nurturing nature in their tiger bloodstreams.   Maybe women feel sorry for nutty guys,  and want to rescue and take care of them.  One lover of nuts wrote, “Personally, I like a bad boys confidence and sexual appetite. They don’t hesitate to throw you around in bed, slap your a**, talk dirty… That is appealing to me.”   I say, once a nut, always a nut.

Speaking of nuts – Democrats are extremely nutty.  President Obama, accompanied by Mayor Dickert, ate a nut kringle (which happens to be Harry Reids nickname) on one of his vacations.  Turns out President Obama thought they tasted terrible, and blamed former Presdient George Bush for it.

Sweet Rosario Dawson loves Rudd’s Nuts at the Spirit Awards – apparently she read the Harvard study that tested more than 83,000 women and found that those who ate nuts five times per week or more significantly lowered their risk for type 2 diabetes.  Rosario has a good grasp on preventive medicine.

Justin Beber – looks just like a squirrel searching for  ”little nuts”

What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Times Square for New Years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!  I still don’t know why every little girl goes bananas over this little nutless wonder, maybe they are “little nutty goddesses in training bras?”  
I don’t see anything, Justin!

Beer Nuts Rule,

Dr. Frye