Do you have a Potty Mouth?

Boys with the baddest breath may have the biggest erections!

Giving your guy some mouthwash might make for a really good kiss, but later in the bedroom, it’s his erection you may miss!

Why?  Well, bacteria in the mouth convert nitrates into nitrites, and when we swallow them, gastric acids convert nitrites into the essential metabolic chemical nitric oxide (N.O.). Nitric oxide can act as an antioxidant, but also the body uses it to keep arteries properly dilated. This is how Viagra works  - by raising nitric oxide levels and thereby easing blood flow to the penis.  So killing these important bacteria can have some significant side effects.

Maybe we don’t kill the germs, we just mask the smell?

Maybe a little gum might freshen the breath?  No.  After about 2 hours, mouth bacteria starts making hydrogen sulfide and methyl mercaptan (sewer gas smell)out of the gum itself.  Toothpaste absorbs a little  hydrogen sulfide and methyl mercaptan  but only for 2 hours.Drinking green tea is a significant deodorant (it removes half of these bad breath chemicals for up to 2 hours. Clorets (shown in picture), a very popular parsley oil product does not absorb any of these stinky chemicals at any time.

Let’s talk about germ killing

Alcohol kills bacteria at a concentration of just 7%. Listerine indeed kills the bacteria that cause bad breath, but it also kills the tissues that keep your teeth in place.  Listerine dries out your mouth, it creates millions of microscopic cracks and crevices for bacteria to take root. The genius of Listerine is that you have to keep using it, because it keeps creating places for bad breath bacteria to flourish.

In the human mouth,certain mouthwashes release a nasty chemical known as dioxin, which is a potent nerve agent that can cause erectile dysfunction -particularly in men on South Asian descent.

People think Listerine is one the most effective mouthwashes at killing bacteria, but, in fact, it is one of the worst mouthwashes to use!   In experiments, Listerine did not kill any of the bacteria it was exposed to.  Scope and Cepacol contain Cetyl pyridinium chloride, and that does suppress common mouth germs better.

Time to go floss,

Dr. Frye

Near Death Experience Might be Worth it With Eva Mendes in her red bikini!~ She can cause a heart to stop, and get it beating, plus get rid of that pesky Erectile Dysfunction  problem in the meantime.  So, for heart failure, or erection failure – call 911!  Tell them you have a erection emergency!

Back to the heart of the matter…

NEW Cardiopulmonary Rescue (CPR) GUIDELINES OUT!

The change ditches the old ABC training — airway-breathing-compressions. That called for rescuers to give two big breaths first, then alternate with 30 presses.  Now,  CPR should begin with chest compressions instead of opening the victim’s airway and breathing into their mouth first.  (this only applies if someone who is not hot is doing the rescue)

New York CPR

A man falls to the sidewalk in Manhattan with thousands of onlookers walking by.  A guy in a nice suit rushes to him  and bends over, as the barely concious victim looks upwards with great relief and anticipation. The New Yorker gets close and says, “You’re going to fricken die”. 

Sudden cardiac arrest — when the heart suddenly stops beating — can occur after a heart attack or as a result of electrocution or near-drowning.  Survival rates from cardiac arrest outside the hospital are very low – only 3  to 15 percent.  

Two Person New York CPR

The new guidelines say that rescuers have not been doing good CPR.  They should be pushing deeper, at least 2 inches in adults and at a rate of at least 100 compressions a minute.

It is estimated that only 15 to 30 percent of out-of-hospital cardiac arrest victims receive CPR from a bystander before emergency medical services personnel arrive on the scene.  CPR is crucial for a heart attack victim’s survival because with every minute without CPR the chances of making it through the episode of cardiac arrest fall by up to 10 percent. 

Two Liver Treat Breaths

Canines have been used for police work, search & rescue, tracking, service dogs, and a variety of other tasks. Now they’re assisting EMS and doing so at a much lower cost.

Time to “Put one hand on top of the other and push really hard”

Dr. Frye

Testosterone Coffee has proven to be a bad idea!

Female Sexual Dysfunction Patch

A recent report  looked at the effects of the new female sexual dysfunction patch called Intrinsa.  This patch which is being nicknamed the female Viagra works by giving women a boost of the male hormone testosterone which is sometimes lacking in women who have a low libido.

Hysterectomy may mean Stayawayfromme!

A new report which was written by Dr. Sheryl Kingsberg looked at over 130 women who said that their desire to have sex was greatly reduced after they lost their ovaries. When women to lose their ovaries they tend to immediately produce less of three important hormones namely estrogen, progesterone and testosterone which causes them in turn to experience menopause.

The Female Viagra Patch Works!

Women on the patch reported a positive effect with an average increase in sexual activity of 4.4 times over four weeks. In contrast, women who did not experience a benefit from the patch had only a 0.5 times increase in activity over four weeks. (still an increase interestingly enough!)

Women with low testosterone levels experience loss of libido which in turn can often cause relationship stress and loss of bone and muscle mass throughout their lives. It is estimated that around 40% of women suffer from some form of female sexual dysfunction. This is higher than the amount of men suffering from erectile dysfunction (ED)!  So it is a really big deal!

Time for a patch!

Dr Frye

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Many men have Erectile Dysfunction (ED) or troubles getting, or maintaining an erection.   It is normal to have times of difficulty, but it always seems to be at the worst possible time!  There are many products on the market, some more charming than others..

Natural Erection Protection

Tribulus terrestrisis a herb that has been used in the traditional medicine of China and India for centuries to help men get an erection.  In the mid-1990s, tribulus terrestris became known in North America after Eastern European Olympic athletes said that taking tribulus helped their performance.  The active compounds in tribulus are called steroidal saponins. Two types, called furostanol glycosides and spirostanol glycosides, appear to be involved with the effects of tribulus. These saponins are found primarily in the leaf.

 No Sex with Sheep Zone

Tribulus terrestris is a wonder drug for many men, but has a toxic effect in sheep. It has been found to cause a chronic, progressive, irreversible disorder in the dopamine circuits of the nigrostriatal complex in the brain, resulting in impaired muscle function and weakness in the hindquarters, eventually leading to death.  Normally, this wouldn’t be an issue, but there are some crazy and lonely sheep herders out there in the fields.

Do we really think the sign is going to stop sex starved wacko’s?

Have your Erection Made in China?

“Male Tonic” – Buyer Beware

Two men and a woman, were all admitted to Royal Darwin Hospital in the past two months after taking Nangen Zengzhangsu, a Chinese medication which claimed to enhance sexual function.It is marketed on websites as 100 per cent herbal, but contains ingredients such as donkey kidney and deer antler. It is also claimed to be a natural alternative to Viagra with no side effects.  

Remember, even though something is 100% ”herbal“  or “all-natural” doesn’t mean it isn’t strong, or even dangerous to some.  See what deer antlers do to deer!  Basically, herbs are just raw medicines. 

ED can be a mental catastrophe,  extremely frustrating, and a frightening experience for all..

But, be carefulordering stuff off the internet, especially those products that have amazing claims of fantastic nights in bed!  Thumbs down, we don’t want to lose a life over a lost erection! 

Dr. Frye

The Tour de France can cause Trouble in de pants.

Cyclist and exercise bike users, put prolonged pressure on the perineum (area from the genitals to the anus) because of the shape and size of the bike seat, and that  causes the penis and scrotum to contract involuntarily - referred to as “saddle balls” or  as I like to call them, “Democrats.”  The highest risk is experienced by males who cycle at least three hours every week.  The “sitting bone” area is full of nerves and blood vessels, and the constant pressure on them harms the nerves and constricts blood flow, causing tingling or numbness in the penis and eventually can cause ED (erectile dysfunction), or impotence (and tiny balls).  

The Biker Apostle Obama (Saddle balls makes one weak on national defense and strong on taxation without representation, too!)

See how you do on this Pres Riddle:  Name 3 “Ball Busters in Washington.”   1. Michelle Obama - she is the holder of the only nads in the White House. 2. Bike Seat - we need pads for the nads!  3. Obama’s 1984 style jeans he has on- holy cow!  (you’d think he would have bought some new jeans by now using some more of the stimulus package money he took from the American taxpayers - He is screaming for some True Religion’s or something stylish like a Nike outfit.

Having a hardbody is a good thing, unless you can’t get hardbody! 

Exercise helps keep a man sexually fit and mentally sharp, but Dr. Irwin Goldstein, a Boston University impotency specialist, says that bicycling is one workout to avoid!  Dr. Goldstein believes seat pressure can permanently damage the blood vessel that supply the penis. Call it an switch that remains in the “down position” no matter what!  It is important to keep your heart healthy, and your waistline slim, so we have to find a way to burn calories without ruining our sex lives! I have seen some of the newly designed bike seats that supposedly reduce pressure on the perineum, and they look like large UFO donuts and they are not practical.

Hopefully we don’t have to rely on Cialis or Viagra at this age! 

“years of marathon riding had left me “as soft as overcooked rigatoni” 

There is no reason to put that image in my head.  I mean, I love pasta!  At least I used to.    Let’s move on to another topic, shall we?  Let’s talk about swimming…wait a minute, what about Cold Water Shrinkage Syndrome?  <sigh>

Cold water even can shrink James Bond (aka Daniel Craig)!  Is no sport safe on the privates?

Women are exempt from Saddle Balls (I mean if they have original equipment)

Scientists studied the effect of marathon cycling on women and found their perineum to be quite resistant to repetitive pounding.   Cycling over three hours a week had no negative effect on sexual function or ability to achieve orgasm in the women studied. The male scientists that were following these ladies are all suffering from ED and severe eye strain, however.

Dr. Frye

Erection Failure (dysfunction) will make you want to hide your head under the covers

There was a study done in Boston a few years back that estimated over 52% of the entire male population in the United States between the ages of 40 and 70 suffer from mild to moderate erectile dysfunction (ED) .  There is a very strong association between ED and psychological factors, including depression, low levels of dominance, and anger.  Also, changing jobs, partners, patterns,  increased work demands,or if you are experiencing lagging hormones (low libido), or nutrient deficiencies- will contribute to your problem.  I speak to my patients daily about these topics, and must not be so focused on one thing.  You must have a balanced life to have great sex!

Part of the process of erection involves the release of nitric oxide (NO) in vasculature as a result of sexual stimulation. NO activates enzymes leading to smooth muscle relaxation in blood vessels supplying the corpus cavernosum, resulting in increased blood flow and an erection.  Without NO, it is a No Go!  So, let’s review a bit about Nitrous Oxide, and then I can show you what can be done to increase it.

Nitrous oxide was first produced by a minister, Joseph Priestly, in 1772, who recognized that this gas helped to relieve pain he had at the time.  It took 50 years of playful interest in this “laughing gas” before it was looked upon as a serious way to anesthetize people who needed surgery.  200 years later we now know the value of this molecule as it affects muscle development, reproductive capability, and many other systems. 

So, if we can increase NO,  the enzyme, cyclic guanisine monophosphate (cGNP)  will increase which makes everything work exceedingly well.  Medications, like the “Blue Pill”Viagra block the enzyme that degrades cGNP so it stays around longer, making you stay around longer. 

Enrique Iglesias & Anna Kournikova are praying that his prescription for Viagra came in the mail. 

Enrique  said recently,”I don’t like Viagra. I need Viagra.”   There is no doubt that Viagra is an effective and safe drug in treating ED,  but successful intercourse occurs on average 50%–60% of the time.  Well, if Anna gets bored because of Enrique’s ED, she can always stare at her new diamond engagement ring he gave her.   Other medications like Cialis, “the yellow pill”tend to work similarly, just work longer – up to thirty- six hours.  You have to be careful not to drink too much alcohol with this medication because severe dizziness and fainting can occur.  Anyone that has heart problems, take blood pressure or angina (heart pain) medications should be especially responsible with this medication. 

If you do get some of the blue or yellow pills, please make sure to keep this and all medications safe from others, (and pets).    Someday soon there might be an effective Viagra ”pink pill” for women – so far there isn’t anything great yet.

 Dr. Frye.