Turkey Sex
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
Turkey Increases Testosterone
The protein from organic turkey will help maintain optimum testosterone levels, and increase it in men who build muscle through working out. True organic is better than traditional commercial turkey because the hormones used in industrial turkey can increase estrogen production and lower testosterone levels. Diets low in protein in elderly lead to elevated sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) levels and decreased testosterone bioactivity. Fat makes estrogen! The decrease in bioavailable testosterone can result in declines in sexual function and muscle and red cell mass, and contribute to the loss of bone density.
Turkey sandwiches decrease your waist size and boost your sex life
President Obama charged a reporter on his campaign bus $115.62 for a cup of soup and a turkey sandwich. This change we can believe in- it is called taxation, taxation, taxation. We should have seen the writing on the wall then. We do have a lot of turkeys in Congress and the White House right now. Eating turkey is good, voting for them is bad.
Don’t be Trypped up by Turkey and Sleep through Sex
Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in it, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can’t manufacture it. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep. Nobody has sex right after a thanksgiving dinner – except for vegetarians.
Gobble Gobble Time,
Dr Darrin Frye
