Small Ball?

His jersey says #17 (cm) but he should be wearing #11.. (I’ll do the math – 4 1/3 inches)

The New York Knicks Basketball Superstar Jeremy Lin is sometimes big on the court, but unfortunately always small in the bedroom!  It may have been one of the reasons that the Knicks weren’t long for the playoff season!  The Heat were big men on campus in the series and it was sad that Lin couldn’t make it back into the lineup.  Without Bosh who is injured, the Miami Heat may no longer avoid small ball and follow in the tiny footprints of the NY Knicks!  So how can such a big sensation like Lin,  have such a small pen, you ask?

Lin (student) vs. LaBron James (instructor) 2012 NBA Playoffs

Let’s do a Lin-vestigation!

You would think a superstar on the hardwood would be able to make some serious hay in the bedroom, right?  Big hands, big feet right? It may not be the case at all, ladies when it comes to LinMan!  (I did read that there is a big demand for Asian looking gay men in the club scene because of Lin’s popularity – which is for another blog) There is still a lot of love in the Big Apple for the way this guard played when he was in, but he ended the season more like a Big Zero instead of a Big Hero. For a town that never sleeps, Jeremy Lin proved to cause a lot of ZZZ’s verses 3’s this playoff season.  Many unfazed women and male supporters don’t seem to mind if there’s nothing down there -if those rumors about lil Lin are accurate!

Is it in, Lin?

Jason Whitlock wrote it best, “Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple inches of pain tonight”, a reference to Lin’s sexual prowess. Jason caught a lot of flack for that stereotypical joke, but it was kinda funny to read.  I know, stereotypical comments can hurt feelings and all, but holy cow, toughen up America!  Stupid jokes are not hate crimes or racism gone amuck, they are just stupid jokes.  Whatever happened to self- esteem and that saying, “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?”  Did that go out in the 70’s? Back from my rant, Well, Jeremy Lin may need more than an injection of some magic potion a little higher up than his knee from what I hear from the street.  Now, as Jason said, it may not be his fault, because his genes what fills his jeans.  You can pick a pocket, pick a nose, but you can’t pick your parents. (Stupid joke epidemic) Maybe Jeremy needs to add some Asian tricks to make up for his shortcomings in the sack and then he can truly be BalLin.

Root Growing Powder – (tongkat ali) Maybe we call it Lintongali?  (NY Knicks Trainer’s Room)

Jeremy, you may already know since you are a Harvard grad, but it is possible to get penile and testicle enlargement from taking pasak bumi (tongkat ali)! The NY Knicks should have put a large dose in their team Gaterade bucket – it may have helped them play some defense! Getting your junk to grow is a direct effect of the root’s testosterone enhancing properties.  I am not sure if it would trigger a positive on your performance enhancing urine test, but perhaps if you start hitting home runs they may want to run one.

Sex Vacations

Jeremy Shu-How Lin’s roots are from Taiwan and China, but all the sex craving women from his old rompin ground load up and head to the seashores of Indonesia!  Women there know that good things don’t always come in small packages and head for greener pastures and bedrooms (www.fourseasons.com/jakarta/)!  So not everything is “made in China” – lovemaking seems to be an export business!  Why would women pack their bags and head south?  Size Matters.

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Now playing for the NY Knicks – #35 a short and round forward, with huge junk from Jakarta, Dusty “the bone” Warrior!

The reason for this preference by Japanese and Chinese women is not the bone in the guys’ nose, but the bone in the guys’ clothes.  It is true that Indonesian men are the best endowed in all of East and Southeast Asia, which likely is a consequence of the fact that tongkat ali (pasak bumi in Indonesian) is so popular in the country.

Linsanity is certainly a big phenomenon – bigger than life actually.  But now it isn’t all about Tongkat Ali – as there is a Lin -Bud marijuana blend that doesn’t make anything bigger, but your legal fees.  Just like the Knicks championship run – it all went up in a pile of limp Lin smoke!

One way to hide your smallness, is to hang out with even smaller, like Spikey L’ Lee!  Why is it that those with the small in the pants seem to have the biggest glasses and mouths?  Well, there’s always next season for the Lil Knickers who are all lining up in Chinatown looking for a bigger future.

Time to say Linbye for now,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Eating Shrooms May Shrink your Prostate Men!

A good piece of tail has always been a man favorite.

Not that kind of tail!  I am talking about the turkey tail Asian mushroom that has been found to be 100 per cent effective in shrinking a tumor of the prostate in an Aussie mouse.  This is really exciting news,  if it works on those animals without a tail!  So eating mushrooms may just be what keeps you having sex in the future, and could save your behind!

Polysaccharopeptide (PSP) from the ‘turkey tail’ mushroom targets prostate cancer stem cells and suppresses tumor formation.  Eat yourself to life, instead of eating yourself to death!  These mushrooms may save a man’s life, at the minimum a very nasty surgery!  If you want to see the status of your prostate it is a good idea to get a Prostate Exam and a lab test called the Prostate Specific Antigen or PSA.  This number will give us an idea of whether some of the cells of the prostate are enlarging ( BPH or benign prostate hypertrophy) , or turning into cancerous ones.  Go to www.beacheslab.com if you want to get tested or know more information.

Turkey Tails are beautiful fungus, and can have a huge impact on the quality of sex lives of millions of men.  I wonder how they taste in gravy, covering a salisbury steak?  Studies say it may be hard to eat enough mushrooms to get the amount of PSP you need to fight tumors.  Well, I say, let’s get a fork and get to it!

What is new to us isn’t news to the Asian Doctors!  I read that it costs about 40 cents to see a Chinese doctor in China and that seems rather cheap until I heard that they pay them a salary of 8 cents an hour!   Maybe we need to teach them marketing, and they teach us natural medicine?

These medicinal mushrooms have been used for over 6000 years, and is an important part of many of their traditional treatments for all kinds of ailments.  Maybe we need to stop trying to reinvent the mushroom and start worshipping the turkey fungus!

Time to eat myself healthy,

Dr. Frye

Many men have Erectile Dysfunction (ED) or troubles getting, or maintaining an erection.   It is normal to have times of difficulty, but it always seems to be at the worst possible time!  There are many products on the market, some more charming than others..

Natural Erection Protection

Tribulus terrestrisis a herb that has been used in the traditional medicine of China and India for centuries to help men get an erection.  In the mid-1990s, tribulus terrestris became known in North America after Eastern European Olympic athletes said that taking tribulus helped their performance.  The active compounds in tribulus are called steroidal saponins. Two types, called furostanol glycosides and spirostanol glycosides, appear to be involved with the effects of tribulus. These saponins are found primarily in the leaf.

 No Sex with Sheep Zone

Tribulus terrestris is a wonder drug for many men, but has a toxic effect in sheep. It has been found to cause a chronic, progressive, irreversible disorder in the dopamine circuits of the nigrostriatal complex in the brain, resulting in impaired muscle function and weakness in the hindquarters, eventually leading to death.  Normally, this wouldn’t be an issue, but there are some crazy and lonely sheep herders out there in the fields.

Do we really think the sign is going to stop sex starved wacko’s?

Have your Erection Made in China?

“Male Tonic” – Buyer Beware

Two men and a woman, were all admitted to Royal Darwin Hospital in the past two months after taking Nangen Zengzhangsu, a Chinese medication which claimed to enhance sexual function.It is marketed on websites as 100 per cent herbal, but contains ingredients such as donkey kidney and deer antler. It is also claimed to be a natural alternative to Viagra with no side effects.  

Remember, even though something is 100% ”herbal“  or “all-natural” doesn’t mean it isn’t strong, or even dangerous to some.  See what deer antlers do to deer!  Basically, herbs are just raw medicines. 

ED can be a mental catastrophe,  extremely frustrating, and a frightening experience for all..

But, be carefulordering stuff off the internet, especially those products that have amazing claims of fantastic nights in bed!  Thumbs down, we don’t want to lose a life over a lost erection! 

Dr. Frye

Leaves can be very stimulating!

Thousands of years of natural selection has created one of the hardiest, most resiliant plants on earth, the olive tree.  The ravages of time have brought floods, droughts, frosts, and countless attacks of viruses, bacteria, fungi, and disease, yet some varieties of olive trees survive, and thrive.  We can capitalize on the acquired wisdom of these trees to keep us healthy!

Popeye the Sailorman was one of the first to reveal a love for Olive Oil!

Olive leaf extract is an ancient remedy whose first recorded use was in 1000 BC. Olive leaves have been called a miracle and is directly cited in science,  mythology, and the Bible as a healer. These leaves have been a used for thousands of years as a homeopathic remedy in the Mediterranean and other parts of the world. 

As a natural health supplement, herbal tea, in capsules, soap, skin care & extracts, it fight cold & flu.  As part of the Mediterranean diet, it boosts immune systems & increases energy, fights infections, and can lower cholesterol.  It would be a great addition to your preventive medicine regimen.

Olive Oil should be a staple in every home – the elenolate is one of the most valuable components in it (great bottle Brachia!)

“Let Food Be Thy Medicine“  Hippocrates 400 B.C.

Researchers found calcium elenolate in olive leaves effective in test tube experiments against 17 viruses:  including herpes, polio, and many influenza (flu) and parainfluenza types.  Many believe it is effective against HIV too – but not as a prophylactic!  They found it effective against 20 bacteria and parasitic protozoans including staphylococcus aureus (MRSA), E. coli,  salamonella, and even malaria!

Someone call the Center for Disease Control (CDC), and the World Health Organization (WHO), here’s the answer to our problems:

 Start feeding pigs olive leaves….

Get the ducks eating olives in China…. 

Whammo!  No more Swine Flu and No more Bird Flu!  We cut the viruses off at the source!

Sometimes all you ever need to know to be a doctor can be learned in Kindergarden.

Time is fun,

Dr. Frye

The World is now staring down the barrel of the REAL 2009 H1N1  influenza pandemic as flu season approaches.

The “placebo”mask – guaranteed to make it impossible to smell pigs

What is a pandemic anyway?  It simply is an epidemic in more than one country. No more, no less.  It must be, in order to qualify for this label, a new flu strain, one that spreads easily, and one that can cause serious illness.  Pandemics aren’t all that common actually, the last one happened 40 years ago.  The last pandemic we had was the Hong Kong flu of 1968, which killed about 1 million people. 

 Levels of (Panic-Demics) Pandemics

Now that the WHO (World Health Organization) has made it official as a Pandemic Level 6, all that really means is “show me the money.”  It can release supplies and money to places wherever the see fit and they are doing so, supposedly.

The WHO reported (7/6/09) that the virus has infected at least 94512 people in over 74 countries and caused 429 deaths. Many cases have been in North America, but Argentina and Australia have seen a sharp increase in recent days.  There has been a lot of attention paid to the H1N1, but we must remember two things..  One, it isn’t flu season in the northern hemisphere yet- so we must ready ourselves for the real outbreak which will happen in just a few months.  The southern hemispheres that are hitting winter season are seeing this already.  Second, the ordinary flu can be rather nasty – it kills about 250,000 to 500,000 people each year!  So get your flu shots this year!  I heard that the first trials of H1N1 flu vaccine has started, so if they work and don’t kill too many people, it should be ready for the flu season.

Stop killing the Pigs – It’s not their fault!

There are many countries who are still panicking, and destroying pigs right and left.  This is foolish and wasteful.  In some countries they are giving flu remedies as part of a pork meal.  Not only stupid, just dumb.  You cannot get the flu from eating pork.  So stop killing pigs, you silly swine!  Worry about your piggy bank coin not smashing pork loin!  Estimates the senseless pig slaughter cost producers here in the US about $63 million dollars in lost revenue in just the past few months.

Piggy Bank Busting – the cost of panic to the world’s economy

The projected cost of H1N1 globally is hard to predict, but most “experts” say it will be “less than $60 billion dollars.”  (That isn’t too reassuring to me, and sounds a lot like the economists we rely on for US policy decisions.)   One of the things we do know for sure is that for every day that the H1N1 flu is here, it costs Mexico $150 million dollars a day in lost revenue.  That is a lot of Pesos, amigo and amigas. 

I hear that President of the World, Obama, has selected the new Pig Flu Czar here in America.

 Michael Moore  – the new 2009 face of the pig flu

Rosie O’Donnell was so unhappy she wasn’t selected, they had to put a restraining order out on her to keep her 100 feet from any Porky’s BBQ Ribs restaurants across California.  I did hear she has a new reality show in the works called the “Pig Whisperer” which should showcase her amazing talent.

Oh, “President Cope and Change”    Well, President Obama just asked our congress for $2 Billion, plus another $3.1 Billion please to fight the H1N1 flu this year.  (and $25,000.00 walking around money for date night 2 with Michelle )  This is going to be an expensive presidency in so many ways.

Letter from the Commander in Chief of the United States of America

Dearest China,

May we please borrow another $5.1 Billion so we can fight the swine flu you gave us?

President Barack Hussein Obama

P.S.  Can you send me the name of the company you hired to forge your Olympic Gymnast’s birth certificates, I have a problem with my birth certificate that could use some CHANGE.

Dr. Frye

Horny Goat Weed – (this is just a picture of a goat,  the herb comes from the ground )

This amazing Chinese herb has almost mythical powers, and has been used by practitioners around the world for over 2,000 years to restore sexual desire and to boost performance in the bedroom.   Known as Yin Yang Huo, this herb’s method of action has not been well described, yet it is felt that it boosts nitrous oxide when the dried leaves that contain sterols like magnaflorine, are consumed.  Just two to four capsules of a good quality horny goat weed product should really get your juices going and put some punch back in your game.

Smoking Horny Goat Weed is not recommended, it can make you wear silly hats.  There are people who are eating and smoking this weed, and both ideas are bad.  You will stink in bed and stink in general from the smoke.  Just pick a quality brand of HGW and take the capsules as directed.

Don’t stink, take Zinc!  (and Vitamin E)

Vitamin E sometimes is called the “sex vitamin” as it plays an important role in  the male and female sexual experience.  During the sexual intercourse (coitus) both clitoris and penis require additional quantity of oxygen, which is delivered with blood. Vitamin E (alpha-tocopherol) helps blood cells to transport oxygen quickly and effectively, avoiding thus the process of oxidation. Vitamin E plays influences greatly a pituitary body which controls the work of genitals. If there is an insufficient amount of zinc in a man, they will not have sex desire, cannot keep an erection, nor will they produce sperm that are healthy or in sufficient  number – basically their potency will be lower. In the course of time the body partly loses ability to acquire zinc with nutrition. The lack of zinc can cause serious problems for men and all nutrients and co-factors need to be in good supply to remain healthy and vital.

Cnidum Monnier

This popular sex stimulator  herb is often found in combination with other botanicals in natural erection booster formulations.  It grows in China, Russia, Europe, and now in Oregon, USA.  It is a bitter herb, that often is found growing in ditches, and wasteland that increases nitric oxide release while inhibiting PDE-5 (like Viagra) which means healthy erections that last a long time.  Most all products that contain this and related herbs, call themselves “natural viagra” but they clearly are not.   Products include this herb with other botanicals including ginseng, tribulus, and arginine to name just a few and market their product well, preying on guys who feel a tremendous urge to solve their problem. 

Nothing Fake Here – Cameron is a Natural Aphrodisiac!

“Sex is the best!  You have to really enjoy being sexy. Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard. Faking is always lame and it never comes across the way you want it to.”– Cameron Diaz, actress and model

“Strips or Steel?” – There’s a sucker born every minute with ED apparently

Since these products are considered dietary supplements, and treated as food, they don’t have to meet any standards that drugs must to be sold.  So be wary of products that promise too much, you know the ones with the fancy labels, as they usually don’t bring anything to the table (or your bedroom!)  Actually the only thing that gets bigger is the wallet of the guy you are sending your money to.

Sun, Sleep, and Fresh Air – in the end, you need to lower your stress, and enjoy your life

Without doubt best aphrodisiacs are sun, a good sleep and fresh air. A good sleep is necessary for the body to pack itself up, to increase its energy and revitalize its hormones. Sun light is a powerful doping for our body including sexual hormones. The main reason of men’s vitality in holidays is being relaxed in fresh air.  So, if you want to keep your dog in the hunt, it pays to take in proper nutrition, add supplements, exercise,  keep your priorities in order, and let go of the nasty habit of not smelling the roses as life goes by. 

Time Matters,

 Dr. Frye