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Turkey Sex

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

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Turkey Increases Testosterone

The protein from organic turkey will help maintain optimum testosterone levels, and increase it in men who build muscle through working out.  True organic is better than traditional commercial turkey because the hormones used in industrial turkey can increase estrogen production and lower testosterone levels. Diets low in protein in elderly lead to elevated sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) levels and decreased testosterone bioactivity. Fat makes estrogen!  The decrease in bioavailable testosterone can result in declines in sexual function and muscle and red cell mass, and contribute to the loss of bone density.

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Turkey sandwiches decrease your waist size and boost your sex life

President Obama charged a reporter on his campaign bus $115.62 for a cup of soup and a turkey sandwich.   This change we can believe in- it is called taxation, taxation, taxation.  We should have seen the writing on the wall then.  We do have a lot of turkeys in Congress and the White House right now.  Eating turkey is good, voting for them is bad.

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Don’t be Trypped up by Turkey and Sleep through Sex

Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in i­t, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can’t manufacture it. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, ­in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep.  Nobody has sex right after a thanksgiving dinner – except for vegetarians.

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Gobble Gobble Time,

Dr Darrin Frye

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Once You Go Donkey, You’ll Never Go Back

Monday, July 27th, 2009

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Donkey milk is an amazing liquid!   As well as its healthful properties, donkey milk is also packed with qualities that mean it is excellent as a base ingredient for a host of skin care products.  The milk is regenerative for the skin because of high levels of protein, phospholipids and ceramides, which in turn confer it with both soothing and restructuring properties.  Its rich composition also makes it an excellent moisturizer and, perhaps more importantly, it is said to be an effective anti-wrinkle treatment.  Because it contains vitamins A, C, D and E, and is a rich source of calcium and phosphorous, it is  highly beneficial, both for consumption and skin care applications.

Donkey milk is said to have 60 times the vitamin C content as cow’s milk !

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Cleopatra’s beauty secret exposed!

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From ancient times donkey milk has been used for beautifying our skin. Very famous were the baths of Cleopatra, who used to travel with hundreds of donkeys to fill the royal bath tubs.  Actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is set to star in a musical based on the life of ancient Egyptian ruler Cleopatra. The film will be a $30 million 3-D Hollywood epic and Hollywood’s first attempt at a musical based on the life of two of history’s most famous lovers. 

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Hugh Jackman, the Australian actor who starred in “X Men,” is in talks to play Mark Antony, Cleopatra’s Roman lover.

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Here is a face cream product produced by Donkey Milk Farms

Donkey Milk and the Fountain of Youth

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Maria Esther de Capovilla from Ecuador died at 116 years of age ( August 2006) and appears to have owed much of her longevity to donkey milk. Even if it has not been scientifically proved, it seems that regular consumption of donkey milk and dairy may provide a healthy life and long life span.

 Donkey Milk Fights Cancer, TB – and maybe even the Swine Flu?

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According to a study carried out by Indian scientists, donkey milk can be the key to treating AIDS and TB, as it contains immunoglobulins. Immunoglobulins are proteins which make human immune system stronger and help us fight against a wide range of diseases. Immuno-stimulants in milk could provide cure for Cancer, TB also – maybe other bacterial and viral diseases- yes even Swine Flu!  It sells in India at 600 INR per liter ($12 per liter USD!)

Got Donkey Milk?

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I think Heidi Klum would be an excellent spokesperson for a new Donkey Milk Campaign “Once you go Donkey, you never go back.”

Dr. Frye

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