Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Keeping the downstairs looking great is hard work, even more than the upstairs!

If you have planned to go on a sun-kissed beach holiday tour, you would certainly be looking to improve your appearance. The shape of your legs and thighs plays an important role in your appearance when you wear swimsuits or beach.

Paris Hilton was voted to have the 6th Best Legs in Hollywood – now seems to be more “grounded” lately.

A new procedure has been developed which uses Botox to carry out calf enhancements, it has been revealed.  Paris would be an excellent candidate in looking at her latest picture – she isn’t ready for the beach, more like Sea World!  (Rumor is she’s dating “Shamoo” the killer whale, she thinks he’s ‘hot” in his black and white suit -nice white teeth too)

The Wonder Drug – Botox Cosmetic

Beverly Hills-based plastic surgeon Dr. John Anastasatos claimed that many people across the globe are unhappy with the size of their calves and ankles, leading him to develop the new treatment.  The procedure uses strategic injections of Botox into selected leg muscles to reduce the size of their calves and muscles without any loss of muscle activity.

 Get your summer legs bikini ready with Dr. Botox

“The injections to certain leg musclesare administered in a precise, anatomic distribution pattern and doctors unfamiliar with the anatomy should not perform this procedure.” Dr. A  predicted that the treatment will become popular in the cosmetic surgery market and said he expects more impressive results to follow.  So far the Botox has not been helpful in reducing unsightly leg veins.

Don’t be fooled by the imposters…

Caffeine to Fat Fiber Leg Socks?

These Malaysia hosery is guaranteed to keep your legs from getting dirty for $8.99, but the only thing that will get thinner will be your wallet.  There are many gimmicks being touted for thinning the calves, so be careful out there.  Liposuction below the knee can be dangerous so that isn’t a good idea either.

So who was voted to have  the best legs in Hollywoodwithout Botox, socks, or lipo?

Ms. Kelly Brook (aka Kelly Ann Parsons) – gold medal winner of best legs for voluptuous women

She is an English model, actress, and swimwear designer featured mainly in bras and lingerie for large breasted women (not really known for her legs!).  She is well known as a Page 3 girl for the Daily Star.  I remember her in the movie, Survival Island which I viewed in downtown Baghdad, Iraq two years ago!  Recently she is known for her extremely short stint on Britain’s Got Talent as a fourth judge, which lasted less than a week!

Apparently, Kelly was out on the beach in St. Barts, and Billy Zaneher now ex-boyfriend, suffered from severe shrinkage and she tried to revive his ego with some warm sand in a remake of Survival Island, the lost penis episode.  Maybe this is why she traded him in on a new rugby model, Danny Cipriani?  I guess we’ll all see if “Britain does have talent”or if she votes him off.

Good thing she has good legs, she goes through a lot of beach buddies (where is Jason Statham?).  Here Danny today, gone tomorrow?  We’ll see! 

Keeping Time,

Dr. Frye

If you have planned to go on a sun-kissed beach holiday tour, you would certainly be looking to improve your appearance. The shape of your legs and thighs plays an important role in your appearance when you wear swimsuits or beach.

“Paris Hilton” was voted to have the 6th Best Legs in Hollywood – now seems to be more “grounded” lately. 

A new procedure has been developed which uses Botox to carry out calf enhancements, it has been revealed.  Paris would be an excellent candidate in looking at this latest picture (Rumor is she’s dating “Shamoo” the killer whale, she thinks he’s ‘hot” in his black suit -nice white teeth too)

The Wonder Drug – Botox Cosmetic Purified Neurotoxin Complex

Beverly Hills-based plastic surgeon Dr. John Anastasatos claimed that many people across the globe are unhappy with the size of their calves and ankles, leading him to develop the new treatment.  The procedure uses strategic injections of Botox into selected leg muscles to reduce the size of their calves and muscles without any loss of muscle activity.

 Get your summer legs here!

“The injections to certain leg muscles are administered in a precise, anatomic distribution pattern and doctors unfamiliar with the anatomy should not perform this procedure.” Dr. A  predicted that the treatment will become popular in the cosmetic surgery market and said he expects more impressive results to follow.  So far the Botox has not been helpful in reducing unsightly leg veins.

Don’t be fooled by the imposters…

Caffeine to Fat Fiber Leg Socks?

These Malaysia hosery is guaranteed to keep your legs from getting dirty for $8.99, but the only thing that will get thinner will be your wallet.  There are many gimicks being touted for thinning the calves, so be careful out there.  Liposuction below the knee can be dangerous so that isn’t a good idea either.

So who was voted to have  the best legs in Hollywood without Botox, socks, or lipo?

Ms. Kelly Brook (aka Kelly Ann Parsons) – gold medal winner of best legs for voluptuous women

She is an English model, actress, and swimwear designer featured mainly in bras and lingerie for large breasted women (not really known for her legs!).  She is well known as a Page 3 girl for the Daily Star.  I remember her in the movie, Survival Island which I viewed in downtown Baghdad, Iraq two years ago!  Recently she is known for her extremely short stint on Britain’s Got Talent as a fourth judge, which lasted less than a week!

Apparently, Kelly was out on the beach in St. Barts, and Billy Zane her now ex-boyfriend, suffered from severe shrinkage and she tried to revive his ego with some warm sand in a remake of Survival Island, the lost penis episode.  Maybe this is why she traded him in on a new rugby model, Danny Cipriani?  I guess we’ll all see if “Britain does have talent”or if she votes him off.

Good thing she has good legs, she goes through a lot of beach buddies (where is Jason Statham?).  Here Danny today, gone tomorrow?  We’ll see! 

Dr. Frye