If I pull her finger and she passes gas, I’ll get an erection?
The stink of flatulence and rotten eggs could provide a surprising lift for men. Hydrogen sulphide (smell of sewer gas) causes erections in rats and may one day provide an alternative to Viagra for men. The verdict is unclear about the gassy female Viagra effect, but so far it seems women don’t seem to get turned on as much by farting men.
The smell of sex is in the air – too bad you might vomit.
How Viagra Farts Work
The penis is packed with spongy tissue that produces an erection when it fills with blood. Nitric oxide (the blue spot to the left) helps relax the walls of arteries that supply the penis, allowing extra blood to flow in. Viagra works by blocking an enzyme that destroys NO. Farts seem to increase blood flow just like a Viagra!
Poor Man’s Jacuzzi
H2S has recently been shown to relax the walls of major blood vessels. Italian scientists have found enzymes that produce H2S in human penile tissue. Injecting these proteins into the penises of live rats produced erections. Maybe one day this protein could take the place of Viagra, and repair ED without all the headaches. All this gas in the pool could be a problem for guys in speedos!
Riding the bus is a gas!
An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. No word on whether all the boys got erections.
So girls, the next time you bump into some guy who you think is a hottie, give him a very good signal and blow that gas… Think of it as a conversation starter with a kick! :)
It’s Jacuzzi Time All the Time,