A recent study definitively proved that women’s body goes into sexual overdrive when she smells testosterone.  Her body prepares for a booty call when a whiff of androstadienone – a form of testosterone found in male sweat hits her nostrils. This is unavoidable, unintentional, and entirely animalistic!

Do you think it is a coincidence P. Wentz took Ashlee Simpson to basketball gym? He had to hire sweat with substance!  Wentz has less testosterone than Lady Gaga!   Ashlee, her sister Jessica Simpson, and Pud Wentz also gets excited around sweaty men with orange balls I hear.

Girls with bigger nostrils should therefore have  legs up on other females with smaller proboscises when it comes to seeking male partners.  Paris Hilton knows about about legs up, and now we know why she is always chasing stinky men.  I heard Ms. Hilton is coming out with a new film called, “One Nostril from Paris.”

Pheromones and body odors have been the focus of  much research, and male underarm sweat  is a powerful source that has been shown to improve women’s moods.  I think it is clear why Jennifer Aniston was so unhappy with Brad Pittiful. He lacks any testosterone and his sweat can’t work as an antidepressant!  We may want to warn Angelina Jolie before her mood tanks – it’s unavoidable.

It looks like Kim Kardashian is back out sniffing the bushes (wait- that was the last guy) for a new man.  You would think after getting her nose fixed, she would remove her head from her extremely large rear end and start knowing the difference between stud and dud.  So far, it appears she has a long, long way to go.

Apparently her nose isn’t the problem, I suggest 1 800 Call a Shrink.

Time to work up a sweat,

Dr. Frye,

the TestosteroneMasterMD

Amateur Sexologists Needed

Feel free to predict which one of the 8 test subjects have vaginal orgasms!

A new study found that trained sexologists could infer a woman’s history of vaginal orgasm by observing the way she walks.  So take a look at this picture, and from left to right, which of these 8 women do you think have vaginal orgasms? “Professional sexologists” were able to correctly infer vaginal orgasm through watching the way the women walked over 80 percent of the time.

Lady Gaga

Further analysis revealed that the sum of stride length and vertebral rotation was greater for the vaginally orgasmic women.  When you calculate “Lady” Gaga’s stride length, you must take into account a variance in heel height from 4 – 10 inches, and divide your calculation by the inverse of that number.  Don’t just plan on a plain vertebral rotation either for Gaga, as she often is falling violently to the ground, which produces outliers in your data.  Depending on the flexibility of the wrap, whether or not she is in rubber, feathers, lace, or nothing, you must multiply the rotation of her torso by the square root of the inverse of the pliability of the corset material.

Britney Spears

In Brittany Spears’ case you must take into account whether she is on stage, at a diner, or rehab facility.

The Hilton Sisters

The girl in the green, Perez most likely does, not sure about the one in the headband, Paris.

Keep the big O’s going, and keep on rocking, rolling, and great striding- you amateur sexologists!  I heard a story about a woman who has an orgasm every time she walks on her treadmill!  I may have to write about that soon.  Who knows, maybe that’s what Aerosmith had in mind when they wrote, “walk this way!”

Got to walk,

Dr. Frye – The TimeMasterMD

To all the ladies and men out there who find themselves up against the clock of aging, seeing all those facial lines and creases appearing out of nowhere – it is time to fight back! I remember a time when I worked for a greeting card company and the biggest selling card was a birthday one.. It said, “May the bluebird of happiness…..crap all over your birthday cake!” That was over 40 years ago, and maybe we should update the message to appeal to today’s audience. ” May the nightingale of the Bronx…..crap all over your face!” They can, and do now, in spas across the Nation- and it will cost you $180 to have it happen.

Based on a traditional skin care secret practiced by the beautiful Geisha of Japan, this “bird poop” facial combines powdered nightingale droppings (generally sanitized using uv technology) and Japanese rice bran. This unique mix both exfoliates and lightens dark areas of the face and more is known as the “Geisha facial” which sounds more polite than “poop facials.”

Nightingale dropping based ingredients are also called, “uguisu-no-fun” and can be used as a makeup remover. Celebrities, like Posh Spice use the uguisu to have fun, and to brighten, heal and retexturize her skin due to natural enzymes and guanine, which imparts a pearly luster to the skin.

David likes hard body Posh with soft bright skin. While it is nice to have even, bright skin, it is more important to get moisture into the deeper epidermal layer, and also restore the collagen support structure that presses the skin tight from below. I will cover several interesting skin treatments in upcoming blogs, but I must say the most important thing is to get to the collegen. We do this with fillers like Restylane and Perlane, and also with Human Growth Hormone (HGH) Replacement therapy. Of course, it is important to also get some Botox now and again too. The long term solution is vitamins and human growth hormone. I will go into these in upcoming blogs as well, but if you want to read about it try www.pbpmed.com or www.nationwidesi.com, and www.ivitaminscience.com for excellent resources. HGH would sure help David heel that achilles….

So next time a flock of birds fly over, don’t just look up, grab a cup!

Dr. Darrin Frye, the TimeMasterMD

Ladies, be careful of the sloppy kisser! 

I’ve been researching  kissing a great deal recently.  Scientists  know that locking lips causes an upswing in oxytocin - (which is released during orgasm too) and we thought perhaps that influenced sexual behavior.  But now we think it’s the testosterone in man’s spit that causes women to want to take their clothes off!  That’s right, there is measurable testosterone in saliva, and other dischargable fluids – and it is thought that sloppy kisses may indeed be a way for a man to increase a women’s sex drive! 

But that isn’t the only danger!

Ancient Eastern Kissing Technique – Huh?  What?

A young woman in southern China has lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.  A 20 year old girl from Zhuhai, China, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear after her boyfriend applied some serious suction.  “The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”  Rumor is the man worked at the local water department, and frequently primes the main pump.

Taylor Lautner giving Taylor Swift some spit!  TW  is talented, beautiful, and always is the epitome of class and style.  (Kanye West…enough said..)

Lips are often viewed as a symbol for sensuality and sexuality. This has many origins; above all, the lips are a very sensitive erogenous and tactile organ. Reproductive psychologists have suggested that one reason the female lips are seen as sexually attractive might be because they mimic the appearance and sexual swelling of the labia of the vulva, and that a woman’s lips are effectively a secondary sexual organ.  Some feel that women’s saliva also contains hormones that influence a male’s sexual fertility and desire.  

We make kissable  lips with Restylane in our center www.pbpmed.com and all of my patients attest to the fact that men tend to see them in an entirely different light when their lips are fuller.  You can see a video of this on http://trollydolly.us when we recorded the process!

It’s always kissing time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

News Flash!  “You get smarter the more you walk!”  Brain Size Matters!

 What? 

Scientists have found in a recent study that walking increases the volume and the efficiency of the brain, and also  improves  memory and attention.  New research is focused on why this doesn’t seem to affect blondes in the same way.  Rumor is they are focusing on Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as test subjects.

As little as three hours a week of brisk walking over a period of 6 months  increases blood flow to the the brain and triggers biochemical changes that increase production of new brain neurons.  Stretching , sex, and non-aerobic exercise has no effect on brain size. (obviously, Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson)

I calculated it out, that in order to be smarter you need to walk  about 234 miles.  That is 9 marathons!  If you couple this exercise routine with proper diet, human growth hormone, testosterone and other bioidentical hormones, proper vitamins and minerals http://www.ivitaminscience.com you might be invited to MENSA in less than 6 months!  No doubt you would be much smarter!

Suggestion to US  Senate, Congress, and Capital Hill:  You all need to Take a hike!  Sen. Harry Reed, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama especially!  From Wash DC to New York City is about 230 miles – so I suggest you all get walking!  After getting your necessary brain boost,  throw out the current socialized medicine bill, and start over, working with the Republicans, and physician experts (not personal injury lawyers) to get a upgrade to the private health care system that already is the finest in the world. 

Don’t Tread on Me Time,

Dr Frye

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Sizzling hot, Victoria Secret Supermodel, Miranda Kerr hits the beach in a colorful bikini as the mercury rises.. Miranda studied health and nutrition before doing modeling fulltime, and she follows a strict organic diet.  She likes salads, chicken or fish for lunch.

Not only humans, but  fish can’t escape the rise in  mercury, and I’m not talking about the temperature; but the rise in contamination from the methyl form of the element.  Basking in the summer heat (and looking at Miranda) can make you a bit looney, but methylmercury ingested or inhaled can make you severely impaired mentally and physically.  (never clean up a broken thermometer with unprotected skin, and never “play” with or handle the mercury drops.)

A federal study of mercury contamination released recently showed  that the toxic substance was found in every fish sampled in over 300 streams, a finding that underscores how widespread mercury pollution has become. Worse, the amount found exceeded what the Environmental Protection Agency says is safe for people in over 25% of the time.  “This science sends a clear message that our country must continue to confront pollution, restore our nation’s waterways, and protect the public from potential health dangers.”

The main source of mercury is emissions from coal-fired power plants. The mercury released from smokestackshere and abroad rains down into waterways, where natural processes convert it into methylmercury — the form that allows the toxin to wind its way up the food chain into fish.   Bacteria in surrounding forests and wetlands, areas mined for mercury and gold, and cement plants contribute mercury problem, too.

Minamata Disease – a half decade ago, we must never forget!

A fishing port in Japan, Minamata was  the home of Nippon Chisso Mining Corporation that discharged mercury into the water supply.  It severely contaminated fish and shellfish, which in turn caused terrible illnesses  in the local inhabitants who consumed them and birth defects in their children. It aroused worldwide concern and stimulated the development of the environmental movement.

How Much Fish Can You Eat Safely?

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) advised that pregnant women, nursing women and children younger than 6 should limit seafood consumption to no more than 12 ounces a week. Moms and young children should avoid larger fish — shark, swordfish, king mackerel and tilefish— because they have the highest levels of methylmercury.  Most adults need not worry about the risks unless they consume large amounts of high-mercury fish and the best fish to consume are shrimp, canned light tuna, salmon, pollock and catfish.  Albacore or “white” tuna has more mercury than canned light tuna. The EPA says it’s OK to eat up to six ounces of albacore tuna per week!  One small can is 4.5 oz! 

Time to eat lighter and smaller,

Dr. Frye

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Have you heard of the Flat Belly Diet or the Quik Trim Diet?  

This sexy belly was not made with the Flat Belly or the Quik Trim Diets I can assure you!

“A MUFA (monounsaturated fatty acid) at Every Meal” is the pitch from the proponents of this latest fad “diet” plan.  I can’t believe how popular some diet plans become, and now I am convinced that facts don’t matter, it’s all about the marketing.  This one has Yale and Prevention Magazing behind it, which is even more shocking.  I guess if Yale was in Florida it would be a D school, and we would stop sending them free lunch money.  Here’s what they’re saying, and I guess they’re doing it with a straight face. 

MUFA’s  and weight loss?

MUFA (MOO-fah)  is a term that some dieticians  have been using for years. It stands for monounsaturated fatty acid, a type of heart-healthy, “good” fat found in foods like nuts, avocado, and chocolate. “MUFAs are an unsaturated fat, and have the exact opposite effect of the unhealthy saturated and trans fats you’ve heard about in the news.”  Trouble is, it isn’t true.  While unsaturated fats are better than saturated fat, it is folly to think you can reduce your heart risk by eating high caloric foods, no matter if you may improve your cholesterol ratios.  Fat makes you die from heart disease, period, no matter what an MRI shows.

Here’s the new mascot for the Flat Belly Diet Plan

 The Big F is not only a name but a grade

“The Flat Belly Diet was designed by a “registered dietitian”, and based on research showing that eating a calorie-controlled, Mediterranean-style diet rich in monounsaturated fatty acids — MUFAs for short — may help you store less fat in your belly and reduce your risk of disease. Each of the four, 400-calorie daily meals contains a specific portion of a MUFA-rich food; oils, olives, nuts seeds, avocados, or dark chocolate.

(Do you notice that you must limit calories, and exercise along with this magical food selection to lose weight? )

Even dieticians confuse weight and heart disease plans.  Here’s an example:  Think of 9 grain bread (endorsed by the American Heart Association)as heart friendly, it improves your cholesterol ratio so it lowers heart attack risk.  But, sadly each slice of bread is like cake at 180 calories each!   Two slices and you are at 360 calories without anything on your sandwich.  Just the bread alone at 360 calories a day, 7 days a week would make 43 lbs of fat.  Moral of the story, “Just because something is healthy, doesn’t mean it can’t make you fat!”  So even experts get mixed up, and you get bad info and feel frustrated and go on to the next gimmicky diet plan.

Padma Lakshmi from the TV show Top Chef is very sweet

1 Hershey’s dark chocolate bar = 180 calories

1 Avocado = 325 calories

1 Nut = moo -foh creator of the flat belly diet that thinks you lose weight by eating monounsaturated fats

Kim Kardashian, this doesn’t count for a work-out.    I heard she is pitching the new  Quik Trim diet program…( wait, wasn’t that the name of her sex tape she made with Reggie Bush?)  Quik Trim just uses diet, exercise, and pharmaceutical appetite suppressant, Phentermine.  Just like Reggie’s gift, this is pure speed!  Just work out, and eat decent people – it always works.

Hey, I smell something baking,  have you heard about that new cookie diet that is so amazing??? 

Time to get moo-fah real,

Dr Frye

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Time to run,

Dr Frye

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Julianne Hough from Dancing with the Stars has great arms (and the works!)  I am guessing hard work – au naturale too! 

So many women want to have arms like the ones they see on TV actresses, Dancers, and Big Screen Starletts.  Certainly, you can make your arms look great, but it is extremely difficult to get lean enough, and most of all to drive out the water from the muscle so you can see the definition.  There’s a secret set of weapons that entertainers use in creating sculpted arms, butts, and bodies and that comes from the knowledge of proper use of nutraceuticals, botanicals, and pharmaceuticals (and a great doctor)!  One of those pharmaceuticals that is widely utilized is oxandralone, “Anavar” which to anyone who has used it, is a “miracle worker.  Remember women, don’t do workouts designed for men, don’t eat diets formulated for men, and never use medication doses prescribed for men! 

Let’s take a look at a Star Sampler, so you can see what’s going on behind the scenes…

Comeback kid, not well known here in the States, but well known across the Pond..

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson – 75 units of Botox, decent rhinoplasty…. and I would guess, 25 mg Anavar daily.  (Note the vascularity, and the lateral bulge of the deltoid)

Anavar is an extremely popular drug amongst females who wish to avoid many of the side effects associated with anabolic steroid use. Its near legendary status is due to the fact that it causes a strong strength gain without increasing water retention. It does this by stimulating the creation of phosphocreatine in the muscle cell without depositing water in either the joints or the muscles allowing for a very hard and ripped appearance. Many users have noticed a distinct suppression of appetite while on the drug which is also very welcome.

Like A Lean and Heavily Muscled Virgin

 Madonna eats a Vegan diet and  uses another ‘miracle’ machine – The Power Plate, and I would guess she is quite familiar with:  25 mg Anavar and 5 mg Winstrol dressing on top of  those soy burgers. 

Anavar is  formulated to drive ATP or Adenosine Triphosphate into the muscle cells continually for sustained muscle growth which studies show about a 20% decrease in body fat, and a 10% increase in lean body mass.  It is so important to retain muscle while losing fat, otherwise you look sickly (Olsen twins). 

She Drops Swedes and Towels, now playing the 19th hole

Nicollette Sheridan (aka Edie Britt)- age 45 – absolutely ideal arms and shoulders, and doing great wtith Pate too.  My guess is 7.5 mg anavar with her protein shake each day.  (note the flared deltoids with smooth full feminine look) 

There are some great arms in Hollywood and some beautiful women for sure.   I’m not saying that they use Anavar or Winstrol above and beyond their diet and workouts, because I don’t know any of them personally.  I do know from living in LA and working in Beverly Hills - the only thing that matters is getting the next role and looking younger each and every day!  But there is a look, and I think you now can see for yourself.  Whatever it takes, no matter the price, is what is done when it comes to getting work.  Anavar can be safe and effective, but only under a physician’s strict care – please, never do this on your own. 

Physician to the  Star’s arms,  

Dr. Frye

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