Amateur Sexologists Needed

Feel free to predict which one of the 8 test subjects have vaginal orgasms!

A new study found that trained sexologists could infer a woman’s history of vaginal orgasm by observing the way she walks.  So take a look at this picture, and from left to right, which of these 8 women do you think have vaginal orgasms? “Professional sexologists” were able to correctly infer vaginal orgasm through watching the way the women walked over 80 percent of the time.

Lady Gaga

Further analysis revealed that the sum of stride length and vertebral rotation was greater for the vaginally orgasmic women.  When you calculate “Lady” Gaga’s stride length, you must take into account a variance in heel height from 4 – 10 inches, and divide your calculation by the inverse of that number.  Don’t just plan on a plain vertebral rotation either for Gaga, as she often is falling violently to the ground, which produces outliers in your data.  Depending on the flexibility of the wrap, whether or not she is in rubber, feathers, lace, or nothing, you must multiply the rotation of her torso by the square root of the inverse of the pliability of the corset material.

Britney Spears

In Brittany Spears’ case you must take into account whether she is on stage, at a diner, or rehab facility.

The Hilton Sisters

The girl in the green, Perez most likely does, not sure about the one in the headband, Paris.

Keep the big O’s going, and keep on rocking, rolling, and great striding- you amateur sexologists!  I heard a story about a woman who has an orgasm every time she walks on her treadmill!  I may have to write about that soon.  Who knows, maybe that’s what Aerosmith had in mind when they wrote, “walk this way!”

Got to walk,

Dr. Frye – The TimeMasterMD

FDA!  No Lick, Just Sip & Suck?

For thousands of years, salt’s high value has made it the foundation of a society, a currency of trade, and cause for wars.  Now suddenly salt is the bad girl.  An organized push by the FDA to ban salty foods and have manufacturers reduce salt in their products, is fueled by idiots who know nothing about health and those who ignore the US Constitution!   So if the FDA get’s it way, and outlaws salt – what happens to #1?  I guess we tequila drinkers will just have to make do with number 2 and 3! 

Consumers love the taste of salt in food and, in fact, their bodies crave it. With the trend toward low-fat foods, food producers must rely on salt to provide the desired taste.   So, what do you think will happen when the food we buy doesn’t taste salty enough?  Exactly, “Can you pass the shaker please?”  Is anyone really that dumb to think cutting back salt in foods will change health in America?

Salt is our oldest known food ingredient. Salt is a natural food preservative because it lowers the “water activity” of food, reducing the pathogenic-microbial growth. It is one of the most important ingredients in food manufacturing and public health.  So why would we force everyone to have to buy and eat food with limited salt because of a few people with medical conditions don’t have the skill to buy and prepare food that suits their health status?  It makes no sense.Perhaps we should ban chocolate because there are people who are allergic to it?  Or blame sodas for childhood obesity? (this did happen)  The only thing we need the FDA to do is to cut down the stupidity in Congress and those who mean well, but should leave this to the experts ( aka, non- liberals).

 
The appetite for salt (Na+Cl-) is determined by the brain which senses an individual’s need. It is more powerful than a person’s conscious choice. When salty foods are freely available, humans will spontaneously intake more than is required for immediate need and excrete any excesses in their urine.  If the Na+ levels in the blood are low, the hormone aldosterone is released which leads to reabsorption of Na+ and Cl-.    However, if a person is dehydrated, the hormone ADH (antidiuretic hormone) is released.  This causes  large quantities of water to be reabsorbed.  Bottom line:  Our bodies are fantastic in regulating salts and that is why we don’t need the FDA regulating salts!

America – Watch your Weenies! 

That’s right, the good ole American hotdog has a lot of sodium – and it surely will be one of the foods targeted for regulation.  Maybe it will be illegal to buy a hotdog soon?  Perhaps  then we should ban red and white stripes – they seem to be associated with obesity- at least in this picture!  Then, we can have the FDA ban white stars on blue backgrounds – and we can forget about Old Glory altogether.   Let’s leave salt regulation to God, he has a better track record than the Feds.

Time for a salty snack, 

Dr. Frye the TimeMasterMD

(those with CHF, Renal Failure, and HTN – learn about foods and avoid those that make your health worse)

To all the ladies and men out there who find themselves up against the clock of aging, seeing all those facial lines and creases appearing out of nowhere – it is time to fight back! I remember a time when I worked for a greeting card company and the biggest selling card was a birthday one.. It said, “May the bluebird of happiness…..crap all over your birthday cake!” That was over 40 years ago, and maybe we should update the message to appeal to today’s audience. ” May the nightingale of the Bronx…..crap all over your face!” They can, and do now, in spas across the Nation- and it will cost you $180 to have it happen.

Based on a traditional skin care secret practiced by the beautiful Geisha of Japan, this “bird poop” facial combines powdered nightingale droppings (generally sanitized using uv technology) and Japanese rice bran. This unique mix both exfoliates and lightens dark areas of the face and more is known as the “Geisha facial” which sounds more polite than “poop facials.”

Nightingale dropping based ingredients are also called, “uguisu-no-fun” and can be used as a makeup remover. Celebrities, like Posh Spice use the uguisu to have fun, and to brighten, heal and retexturize her skin due to natural enzymes and guanine, which imparts a pearly luster to the skin.

David likes hard body Posh with soft bright skin. While it is nice to have even, bright skin, it is more important to get moisture into the deeper epidermal layer, and also restore the collagen support structure that presses the skin tight from below. I will cover several interesting skin treatments in upcoming blogs, but I must say the most important thing is to get to the collegen. We do this with fillers like Restylane and Perlane, and also with Human Growth Hormone (HGH) Replacement therapy. Of course, it is important to also get some Botox now and again too. The long term solution is vitamins and human growth hormone. I will go into these in upcoming blogs as well, but if you want to read about it try www.pbpmed.com or www.nationwidesi.com, and www.ivitaminscience.com for excellent resources. HGH would sure help David heel that achilles….

So next time a flock of birds fly over, don’t just look up, grab a cup!

Dr. Darrin Frye, the TimeMasterMD

Ladies, be careful of the sloppy kisser! 

I’ve been researching  kissing a great deal recently.  Scientists  know that locking lips causes an upswing in oxytocin - (which is released during orgasm too) and we thought perhaps that influenced sexual behavior.  But now we think it’s the testosterone in man’s spit that causes women to want to take their clothes off!  That’s right, there is measurable testosterone in saliva, and other dischargable fluids – and it is thought that sloppy kisses may indeed be a way for a man to increase a women’s sex drive! 

But that isn’t the only danger!

Ancient Eastern Kissing Technique – Huh?  What?

A young woman in southern China has lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.  A 20 year old girl from Zhuhai, China, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear after her boyfriend applied some serious suction.  “The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”  Rumor is the man worked at the local water department, and frequently primes the main pump.

Taylor Lautner giving Taylor Swift some spit!  TW  is talented, beautiful, and always is the epitome of class and style.  (Kanye West…enough said..)

Lips are often viewed as a symbol for sensuality and sexuality. This has many origins; above all, the lips are a very sensitive erogenous and tactile organ. Reproductive psychologists have suggested that one reason the female lips are seen as sexually attractive might be because they mimic the appearance and sexual swelling of the labia of the vulva, and that a woman’s lips are effectively a secondary sexual organ.  Some feel that women’s saliva also contains hormones that influence a male’s sexual fertility and desire.  

We make kissable  lips with Restylane in our center www.pbpmed.com and all of my patients attest to the fact that men tend to see them in an entirely different light when their lips are fuller.  You can see a video of this on http://trollydolly.us when we recorded the process!

It’s always kissing time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Turkey Increases Testosterone

The protein from organic turkey will help maintain optimum testosterone levels, and increase it in men who build muscle through working out.  True organic is better than traditional commercial turkey because the hormones used in industrial turkey can increase estrogen production and lower testosterone levels. Diets low in protein in elderly lead to elevated sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) levels and decreased testosterone bioactivity. Fat makes estrogen!  The decrease in bioavailable testosterone can result in declines in sexual function and muscle and red cell mass, and contribute to the loss of bone density.

Turkey sandwiches decrease your waist size and boost your sex life

President Obama charged a reporter on his campaign bus $115.62 for a cup of soup and a turkey sandwich.   This change we can believe in- it is called taxation, taxation, taxation.  We should have seen the writing on the wall then.  We do have a lot of turkeys in Congress and the White House right now.  Eating turkey is good, voting for them is bad.

Don’t be Trypped up by Turkey and Sleep through Sex

Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in i­t, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can’t manufacture it. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, ­in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep.  Nobody has sex right after a thanksgiving dinner – except for vegetarians.

Gobble Gobble Time,

Dr Darrin Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5866

Perhaps we should introduce a spanking bill for Congress?

Spanking increases testosterone!

At spanking parties, women showed significantly higher levels of testosterone when experiencing these types of S&M activities. The researchers said the testosterone boost may be a sign of stress, or may help women deal with the aggression displayed by their partner.

Assemblyman Michael Duvall (R-Yorba Linda), whose remarks were videotaped in July during a lull in a Sacramento, California  hearing, stepped down less than 24 hours after the tape spread online.  He talked at length about spanking his his mistresses and her eye-patch underwear.  Now he denies any affairs!   Maybe he needs a spanking so that his testosterone increases and his memory clears!

I don’t think this was the actual pair of “eye patch” underwear his mistress was wearing? Do you?

Maybe his girlfriends just needed testosterone?  In women, testosterone increases vaginal lubrication in the same way that it increases nitric oxide in men’s arteries, allowing their penis to become erect.

For women, testosterone has the power to decrease fat mass, and increases lean body mass.  In other current news, it looks like “Miss” Semenya has testicles inside his/her body pouring out testosterone, instead of ovaries which make estrogen. 

Although many in the track and field regulatory bodies feel that they should strip him/her of her records, I think it is clear a spanking isn’t going to be necessary!

Time for Time Out,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Testosterone Coffee has proven to be a bad idea!

Female Sexual Dysfunction Patch

A recent report  looked at the effects of the new female sexual dysfunction patch called Intrinsa.  This patch which is being nicknamed the female Viagra works by giving women a boost of the male hormone testosterone which is sometimes lacking in women who have a low libido.

Hysterectomy may mean Stayawayfromme!

A new report which was written by Dr. Sheryl Kingsberg looked at over 130 women who said that their desire to have sex was greatly reduced after they lost their ovaries. When women to lose their ovaries they tend to immediately produce less of three important hormones namely estrogen, progesterone and testosterone which causes them in turn to experience menopause.

The Female Viagra Patch Works!

Women on the patch reported a positive effect with an average increase in sexual activity of 4.4 times over four weeks. In contrast, women who did not experience a benefit from the patch had only a 0.5 times increase in activity over four weeks. (still an increase interestingly enough!)

Women with low testosterone levels experience loss of libido which in turn can often cause relationship stress and loss of bone and muscle mass throughout their lives. It is estimated that around 40% of women suffer from some form of female sexual dysfunction. This is higher than the amount of men suffering from erectile dysfunction (ED)!  So it is a really big deal!

Time for a patch!

Dr Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5793

News Flash!  “You get smarter the more you walk!”  Brain Size Matters!

 What? 

Scientists have found in a recent study that walking increases the volume and the efficiency of the brain, and also  improves  memory and attention.  New research is focused on why this doesn’t seem to affect blondes in the same way.  Rumor is they are focusing on Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as test subjects.

As little as three hours a week of brisk walking over a period of 6 months  increases blood flow to the the brain and triggers biochemical changes that increase production of new brain neurons.  Stretching , sex, and non-aerobic exercise has no effect on brain size. (obviously, Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson)

I calculated it out, that in order to be smarter you need to walk  about 234 miles.  That is 9 marathons!  If you couple this exercise routine with proper diet, human growth hormone, testosterone and other bioidentical hormones, proper vitamins and minerals http://www.ivitaminscience.com you might be invited to MENSA in less than 6 months!  No doubt you would be much smarter!

Suggestion to US  Senate, Congress, and Capital Hill:  You all need to Take a hike!  Sen. Harry Reed, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama especially!  From Wash DC to New York City is about 230 miles – so I suggest you all get walking!  After getting your necessary brain boost,  throw out the current socialized medicine bill, and start over, working with the Republicans, and physician experts (not personal injury lawyers) to get a upgrade to the private health care system that already is the finest in the world. 

Don’t Tread on Me Time,

Dr Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5768

Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (AIS) (commonly known as “man that insensitive woman is a dude!” syndrome)

It used to be easy to tell if a boy was a boy, and a girl was a girl.  Now, it isn’t.  We all know that “looks can be deceiving” so just a general inspection of a pection doesn’t always mean anything.  So, we had to turn to chromosomal analysis -you know, the XX and the XY thing?  Boys have the Y, the girls X.   Some men think that the absence of Y is a genetic defect!  LOL!  I know the women are convinced that a Y is a genetic anomaly.  With the concerns unfair advantages relating to performance enhancing testosterones, human growth hormone, and red blood cell stimulating factors – who knew that the discussion would turn back to gender!

Now we can’t even go by the XX, XY thing!  Turns out some women have an insensitive Y! 

Is this a man or a women?   To her father, at least, 18-year-old South African running sensation Caster Semenya is simply “daddy’s little girl.”

As the Jamican sprinter set records on the track there was an overwhelming concern that she was a he.  And, critics may be right!  Caster might be XY, and she might even have testes!  But she’ll end up a “woman”, because her body never responds to the testosterone she’s producing?  Signs of AIS include hairless genitalia and the absence of menstruation. (There are reports that Semenya had “not attained puberty yet.”)  “Since testosterone helps in building muscle and strength, a case of androgen insensitivity syndrome wouldn’t give an XY-female athlete any kind of competitive advantage; if anything, it would be a liability.” (assumed- I am not so sure of that)  Seven of the eight women who tested positive for Y-chromosomal material during the 1996 Summer Games in Atlanta had some form of AIS. They were allowed to compete.  Fair?  Hmmm.

Mandatory gender testing of Olympic athletes was stopped altogether in 1999, but Olympic and IAAF rules allow for gender tests if an athlete’s gender is challenged by another athlete or team, or event officials.  I am not sure there is a reliable test these days!  Maybe we should give each athelete $100 and see what he/she buys.  If there are more than two pairs of shoes, and some lip gloss on the receipt we can rest assured this athlete sits down to pee.  If, however, there are seven beers,  chicken wings,  a tool belt and toilet paper on the receipts, he’s all male.

It does go both ways…

Rena (Rusty) Kanokogi – A Brooklyn judo champ was stripped of her first place medal when judges realized she was a woman competing in a contest against men.  She just got her medal back – 50 years later!  Women can compete as men, but men cannot compete as women apparently.  Athletes who have undergone sex-reassignment are allowed to compete alongside their new gender, provided they follow regulations… whatever that means.

I miss when time was simpler,

Dr Frye