FDA!  No Lick, Just Sip & Suck?

For thousands of years, salt’s high value has made it the foundation of a society, a currency of trade, and cause for wars.  Now suddenly salt is the bad girl.  An organized push by the FDA to ban salty foods and have manufacturers reduce salt in their products, is fueled by idiots who know nothing about health and those who ignore the US Constitution!   So if the FDA get’s it way, and outlaws salt – what happens to #1?  I guess we tequila drinkers will just have to make do with number 2 and 3! 

Consumers love the taste of salt in food and, in fact, their bodies crave it. With the trend toward low-fat foods, food producers must rely on salt to provide the desired taste.   So, what do you think will happen when the food we buy doesn’t taste salty enough?  Exactly, “Can you pass the shaker please?”  Is anyone really that dumb to think cutting back salt in foods will change health in America?

Salt is our oldest known food ingredient. Salt is a natural food preservative because it lowers the “water activity” of food, reducing the pathogenic-microbial growth. It is one of the most important ingredients in food manufacturing and public health.  So why would we force everyone to have to buy and eat food with limited salt because of a few people with medical conditions don’t have the skill to buy and prepare food that suits their health status?  It makes no sense.Perhaps we should ban chocolate because there are people who are allergic to it?  Or blame sodas for childhood obesity? (this did happen)  The only thing we need the FDA to do is to cut down the stupidity in Congress and those who mean well, but should leave this to the experts ( aka, non- liberals).

 
The appetite for salt (Na+Cl-) is determined by the brain which senses an individual’s need. It is more powerful than a person’s conscious choice. When salty foods are freely available, humans will spontaneously intake more than is required for immediate need and excrete any excesses in their urine.  If the Na+ levels in the blood are low, the hormone aldosterone is released which leads to reabsorption of Na+ and Cl-.    However, if a person is dehydrated, the hormone ADH (antidiuretic hormone) is released.  This causes  large quantities of water to be reabsorbed.  Bottom line:  Our bodies are fantastic in regulating salts and that is why we don’t need the FDA regulating salts!

America – Watch your Weenies! 

That’s right, the good ole American hotdog has a lot of sodium – and it surely will be one of the foods targeted for regulation.  Maybe it will be illegal to buy a hotdog soon?  Perhaps  then we should ban red and white stripes – they seem to be associated with obesity- at least in this picture!  Then, we can have the FDA ban white stars on blue backgrounds – and we can forget about Old Glory altogether.   Let’s leave salt regulation to God, he has a better track record than the Feds.

Time for a salty snack, 

Dr. Frye the TimeMasterMD

(those with CHF, Renal Failure, and HTN – learn about foods and avoid those that make your health worse)

Goat milk has long been regarded as the ultimate skin luxury, making it good for the body inside and out! Goat milk is full of tons of calcium so it is good for the bones and the behind! It is said that Cleopatra’s beauty secret was bathing in goat milk.

Karolina Kurkova has great skin and looks great from the front to the behind! She must be swimming in milk! Goat milk is nourishing because it has more vital vitamins and triglycerides (fats) than either cow’s milk or water. It is packed with vitamins A, B, C & D as well as protein, calcium, potassium and magnesium.

Goat milk is gentle because it has a pH level that is closest to that of our skin which is very soothing. (Especially when you are bathing in it!) Goat milk is moisturizing because its short-strand protein structure allows it to be easily absorbed , and is really good for dry and sensitive skin.

Goat milk contains Caprylic Acid which maintains this low alkalinity and there are many other natural ways to increase this acid too - mainly by taking supplements www.ivitaminscience.com and by eating healthy fruits (like coconuts and red apples).  

Any suggestions for who you might want to see in a red applesauce bath? You may want to try that out at home with your special someone! Tell them, “Doctor’s Orders!” And for those who are wondering what happened to the horns on this goat, read my blog on “Horny Goat Weed!”

Time for milk mustaches all,

Dr. Darrin Frye – the TimeMasterMD

Ladies, be careful of the sloppy kisser! 

I’ve been researching  kissing a great deal recently.  Scientists  know that locking lips causes an upswing in oxytocin - (which is released during orgasm too) and we thought perhaps that influenced sexual behavior.  But now we think it’s the testosterone in man’s spit that causes women to want to take their clothes off!  That’s right, there is measurable testosterone in saliva, and other dischargable fluids – and it is thought that sloppy kisses may indeed be a way for a man to increase a women’s sex drive! 

But that isn’t the only danger!

Ancient Eastern Kissing Technique – Huh?  What?

A young woman in southern China has lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.  A 20 year old girl from Zhuhai, China, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear after her boyfriend applied some serious suction.  “The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”  Rumor is the man worked at the local water department, and frequently primes the main pump.

Taylor Lautner giving Taylor Swift some spit!  TW  is talented, beautiful, and always is the epitome of class and style.  (Kanye West…enough said..)

Lips are often viewed as a symbol for sensuality and sexuality. This has many origins; above all, the lips are a very sensitive erogenous and tactile organ. Reproductive psychologists have suggested that one reason the female lips are seen as sexually attractive might be because they mimic the appearance and sexual swelling of the labia of the vulva, and that a woman’s lips are effectively a secondary sexual organ.  Some feel that women’s saliva also contains hormones that influence a male’s sexual fertility and desire.  

We make kissable  lips with Restylane in our center www.pbpmed.com and all of my patients attest to the fact that men tend to see them in an entirely different light when their lips are fuller.  You can see a video of this on http://trollydolly.us when we recorded the process!

It’s always kissing time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Turkey Increases Testosterone

The protein from organic turkey will help maintain optimum testosterone levels, and increase it in men who build muscle through working out.  True organic is better than traditional commercial turkey because the hormones used in industrial turkey can increase estrogen production and lower testosterone levels. Diets low in protein in elderly lead to elevated sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) levels and decreased testosterone bioactivity. Fat makes estrogen!  The decrease in bioavailable testosterone can result in declines in sexual function and muscle and red cell mass, and contribute to the loss of bone density.

Turkey sandwiches decrease your waist size and boost your sex life

President Obama charged a reporter on his campaign bus $115.62 for a cup of soup and a turkey sandwich.   This change we can believe in- it is called taxation, taxation, taxation.  We should have seen the writing on the wall then.  We do have a lot of turkeys in Congress and the White House right now.  Eating turkey is good, voting for them is bad.

Don’t be Trypped up by Turkey and Sleep through Sex

Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in i­t, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can’t manufacture it. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, ­in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep.  Nobody has sex right after a thanksgiving dinner – except for vegetarians.

Gobble Gobble Time,

Dr Darrin Frye

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Perhaps we should introduce a spanking bill for Congress?

Spanking increases testosterone!

At spanking parties, women showed significantly higher levels of testosterone when experiencing these types of S&M activities. The researchers said the testosterone boost may be a sign of stress, or may help women deal with the aggression displayed by their partner.

Assemblyman Michael Duvall (R-Yorba Linda), whose remarks were videotaped in July during a lull in a Sacramento, California  hearing, stepped down less than 24 hours after the tape spread online.  He talked at length about spanking his his mistresses and her eye-patch underwear.  Now he denies any affairs!   Maybe he needs a spanking so that his testosterone increases and his memory clears!

I don’t think this was the actual pair of “eye patch” underwear his mistress was wearing? Do you?

Maybe his girlfriends just needed testosterone?  In women, testosterone increases vaginal lubrication in the same way that it increases nitric oxide in men’s arteries, allowing their penis to become erect.

For women, testosterone has the power to decrease fat mass, and increases lean body mass.  In other current news, it looks like “Miss” Semenya has testicles inside his/her body pouring out testosterone, instead of ovaries which make estrogen. 

Although many in the track and field regulatory bodies feel that they should strip him/her of her records, I think it is clear a spanking isn’t going to be necessary!

Time for Time Out,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Testosterone Coffee has proven to be a bad idea!

Female Sexual Dysfunction Patch

A recent report  looked at the effects of the new female sexual dysfunction patch called Intrinsa.  This patch which is being nicknamed the female Viagra works by giving women a boost of the male hormone testosterone which is sometimes lacking in women who have a low libido.

Hysterectomy may mean Stayawayfromme!

A new report which was written by Dr. Sheryl Kingsberg looked at over 130 women who said that their desire to have sex was greatly reduced after they lost their ovaries. When women to lose their ovaries they tend to immediately produce less of three important hormones namely estrogen, progesterone and testosterone which causes them in turn to experience menopause.

The Female Viagra Patch Works!

Women on the patch reported a positive effect with an average increase in sexual activity of 4.4 times over four weeks. In contrast, women who did not experience a benefit from the patch had only a 0.5 times increase in activity over four weeks. (still an increase interestingly enough!)

Women with low testosterone levels experience loss of libido which in turn can often cause relationship stress and loss of bone and muscle mass throughout their lives. It is estimated that around 40% of women suffer from some form of female sexual dysfunction. This is higher than the amount of men suffering from erectile dysfunction (ED)!  So it is a really big deal!

Time for a patch!

Dr Frye

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News Flash!  “You get smarter the more you walk!”  Brain Size Matters!

 What? 

Scientists have found in a recent study that walking increases the volume and the efficiency of the brain, and also  improves  memory and attention.  New research is focused on why this doesn’t seem to affect blondes in the same way.  Rumor is they are focusing on Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as test subjects.

As little as three hours a week of brisk walking over a period of 6 months  increases blood flow to the the brain and triggers biochemical changes that increase production of new brain neurons.  Stretching , sex, and non-aerobic exercise has no effect on brain size. (obviously, Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson)

I calculated it out, that in order to be smarter you need to walk  about 234 miles.  That is 9 marathons!  If you couple this exercise routine with proper diet, human growth hormone, testosterone and other bioidentical hormones, proper vitamins and minerals http://www.ivitaminscience.com you might be invited to MENSA in less than 6 months!  No doubt you would be much smarter!

Suggestion to US  Senate, Congress, and Capital Hill:  You all need to Take a hike!  Sen. Harry Reed, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama especially!  From Wash DC to New York City is about 230 miles – so I suggest you all get walking!  After getting your necessary brain boost,  throw out the current socialized medicine bill, and start over, working with the Republicans, and physician experts (not personal injury lawyers) to get a upgrade to the private health care system that already is the finest in the world. 

Don’t Tread on Me Time,

Dr Frye

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“Obama-bonics?” 

Today, I heard something I never thought would be proclaimed by the President of the United States of America, the leader of the free world, the most powerful man on the planet…he said, “people in America are getting awl wee-weed up.”  Now, I have used a bit of slang in my day, and I’ll admit I am not down with street lingo, but wee weed up?  Is that a form of ebonics mixed with politics?   Or maybe he was thinking of the good old days when he wet his diaper back in Kenya, and began his political career where he  hoped for a “change”?   The only thing for sure is that his poll numbers are going into the toilet these days, and for good reason.

Say it ain’t so Joe,” no flow!”

Speaking of going into the toilet…Maybe our President  just said that wee wee’d remark  to illuminate one of the bigger health problems in America, BPH – benign prostate hypertrophy?   BPH is the reason men keep going, and going, and going to the bathroom – and once they get there, they only get a dribble.  It is a mechanical issue caused by the prostate pushing on the urethra impeding urine flow. 

Sen. Reed demonstrating his universal prostate health checking plan to Speaker Pelosi

One of the natural remedies proposed by President Obama to stop leeky wee wee  is to blindly agree with all of the socialist agenda’s put forth by Pelosi, Reed and the Statists.   Another, perhaps better way might be to take saw palmetto, a natural remedy that does cause the prostate to shrink.  Food sources high in  zinc (pumpkin seeds)  or selenium supplements are very good.  Omega 3 fish oils are also helpful.  There is always a couple of types of pharmaceuticals including Cardura, Rapaflo, Avodart, Proscar that help flow.  Unfortunately, these can have side effects that really impact sexual performance and desire.  I just want to warn guys out there who are proactive, preventive minded.  If you don’t have an enlarged prostate, don’t take the supplements other than nutrients like minerals, vitamins, and omega 3 fish oils. 

Oh, another remedy is to sit down to go wee wee.  See, all that talk about having the protestor’s sit down and shut up, was really just another public health measure courtesy of the Democratic Socialist Republic of America.

Thanks President for carrying the pumpkin seed, and helping us focus on this public health problem that does indeed needed discussion.  

Time for our leaders to stop sitting all over Americans,

Dr. Frye

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Sizzling hot, Victoria Secret Supermodel, Miranda Kerr hits the beach in a colorful bikini as the mercury rises.. Miranda studied health and nutrition before doing modeling fulltime, and she follows a strict organic diet.  She likes salads, chicken or fish for lunch.

Not only humans, but  fish can’t escape the rise in  mercury, and I’m not talking about the temperature; but the rise in contamination from the methyl form of the element.  Basking in the summer heat (and looking at Miranda) can make you a bit looney, but methylmercury ingested or inhaled can make you severely impaired mentally and physically.  (never clean up a broken thermometer with unprotected skin, and never “play” with or handle the mercury drops.)

A federal study of mercury contamination released recently showed  that the toxic substance was found in every fish sampled in over 300 streams, a finding that underscores how widespread mercury pollution has become. Worse, the amount found exceeded what the Environmental Protection Agency says is safe for people in over 25% of the time.  “This science sends a clear message that our country must continue to confront pollution, restore our nation’s waterways, and protect the public from potential health dangers.”

The main source of mercury is emissions from coal-fired power plants. The mercury released from smokestackshere and abroad rains down into waterways, where natural processes convert it into methylmercury — the form that allows the toxin to wind its way up the food chain into fish.   Bacteria in surrounding forests and wetlands, areas mined for mercury and gold, and cement plants contribute mercury problem, too.

Minamata Disease – a half decade ago, we must never forget!

A fishing port in Japan, Minamata was  the home of Nippon Chisso Mining Corporation that discharged mercury into the water supply.  It severely contaminated fish and shellfish, which in turn caused terrible illnesses  in the local inhabitants who consumed them and birth defects in their children. It aroused worldwide concern and stimulated the development of the environmental movement.

How Much Fish Can You Eat Safely?

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) advised that pregnant women, nursing women and children younger than 6 should limit seafood consumption to no more than 12 ounces a week. Moms and young children should avoid larger fish — shark, swordfish, king mackerel and tilefish— because they have the highest levels of methylmercury.  Most adults need not worry about the risks unless they consume large amounts of high-mercury fish and the best fish to consume are shrimp, canned light tuna, salmon, pollock and catfish.  Albacore or “white” tuna has more mercury than canned light tuna. The EPA says it’s OK to eat up to six ounces of albacore tuna per week!  One small can is 4.5 oz! 

Time to eat lighter and smaller,

Dr. Frye

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