Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Turkey Increases Testosterone

The protein from organic turkey will help maintain optimum testosterone levels, and increase it in men who build muscle through working out.  True organic is better than traditional commercial turkey because the hormones used in industrial turkey can increase estrogen production and lower testosterone levels. Diets low in protein in elderly lead to elevated sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) levels and decreased testosterone bioactivity. Fat makes estrogen!  The decrease in bioavailable testosterone can result in declines in sexual function and muscle and red cell mass, and contribute to the loss of bone density.

Turkey sandwiches decrease your waist size and boost your sex life

President Obama charged a reporter on his campaign bus $115.62 for a cup of soup and a turkey sandwich.   This change we can believe in- it is called taxation, taxation, taxation.  We should have seen the writing on the wall then.  We do have a lot of turkeys in Congress and the White House right now.  Eating turkey is good, voting for them is bad.

Don’t be Trypped up by Turkey and Sleep through Sex

Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in i­t, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can’t manufacture it. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, ­in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep.  Nobody has sex right after a thanksgiving dinner – except for vegetarians.

Gobble Gobble Time,

Dr Darrin Frye

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Perhaps we should introduce a spanking bill for Congress?

Spanking increases testosterone!

At spanking parties, women showed significantly higher levels of testosterone when experiencing these types of S&M activities. The researchers said the testosterone boost may be a sign of stress, or may help women deal with the aggression displayed by their partner.

Assemblyman Michael Duvall (R-Yorba Linda), whose remarks were videotaped in July during a lull in a Sacramento, California  hearing, stepped down less than 24 hours after the tape spread online.  He talked at length about spanking his his mistresses and her eye-patch underwear.  Now he denies any affairs!   Maybe he needs a spanking so that his testosterone increases and his memory clears!

I don’t think this was the actual pair of “eye patch” underwear his mistress was wearing? Do you?

Maybe his girlfriends just needed testosterone?  In women, testosterone increases vaginal lubrication in the same way that it increases nitric oxide in men’s arteries, allowing their penis to become erect.

For women, testosterone has the power to decrease fat mass, and increases lean body mass.  In other current news, it looks like “Miss” Semenya has testicles inside his/her body pouring out testosterone, instead of ovaries which make estrogen. 

Although many in the track and field regulatory bodies feel that they should strip him/her of her records, I think it is clear a spanking isn’t going to be necessary!

Time for Time Out,

Dr. Darrin Frye

News Flash!  “You get smarter the more you walk!”  Brain Size Matters!

 What? 

Scientists have found in a recent study that walking increases the volume and the efficiency of the brain, and also  improves  memory and attention.  New research is focused on why this doesn’t seem to affect blondes in the same way.  Rumor is they are focusing on Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as test subjects.

As little as three hours a week of brisk walking over a period of 6 months  increases blood flow to the the brain and triggers biochemical changes that increase production of new brain neurons.  Stretching , sex, and non-aerobic exercise has no effect on brain size. (obviously, Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson)

I calculated it out, that in order to be smarter you need to walk  about 234 miles.  That is 9 marathons!  If you couple this exercise routine with proper diet, human growth hormone, testosterone and other bioidentical hormones, proper vitamins and minerals http://www.ivitaminscience.com you might be invited to MENSA in less than 6 months!  No doubt you would be much smarter!

Suggestion to US  Senate, Congress, and Capital Hill:  You all need to Take a hike!  Sen. Harry Reed, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama especially!  From Wash DC to New York City is about 230 miles – so I suggest you all get walking!  After getting your necessary brain boost,  throw out the current socialized medicine bill, and start over, working with the Republicans, and physician experts (not personal injury lawyers) to get a upgrade to the private health care system that already is the finest in the world. 

Don’t Tread on Me Time,

Dr Frye

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Major Frye, tracking the elusive pig that started the flu in Baghdad, Iraq

Soldiers are used to wearing their PPE’s – personal protective equipmentto prevent a bullet or IED  from taking their lives.  Now we Army doctors need to give these same soldiers a “magic bullet” to prevent them from possibly dying in combat from not a sniper, or schrapnel, but a swine flu bug!  Yes, all you out there, not only am I a preventive medicine/anti-aging/ public health specialist on the civilian side, I am a citizen soldier for the US Army Reserve and a veteran of Operation Enduring Freedom, and Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Iraq’s Ministry of Health has announced the first mortality, a 21-year-old woman who was not named, as a result of swine flu in the southern Najaf governorate, Kuna has reported. The number of confirmed swine flue cases in Iraq now stands at 67, 51 of whom belonged to the multi-national forces personnel.  All the 51 U.S. troops diagnosed with the flu have fully recovered, while the 71 suspect cases are in isolation, said Col. Michael D. Eisenhauer, the chief of clinical operations in Iraq.

This little Iraqi girl looks a lot younger than 8, she has had a rough life, but now she has a chance – thanks to President Bush and the US Armed Forces.

There are so many great stories in Iraq, most you will never hear because the drive-by media run by the Democrats would not reveal them.  I will share as many as I can with you, but I cannot compromise those soldier’s safety who are still in the fight.  Rest assured, we have the finest fighting force in the world, and the bravest. 

God Bless the USA,

Dr Frye

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The Rapture of Rapamycin – found in the navel of the world!

On an Easter Day in 1722 a  tiny scrap of volcanic land between the South American coast and Tahiti was found.  This speck of land was called Easter Island. Its modern Polynesian name is Rapa Nui. Historians think that its original name is Te-Pito-Te-Henua, which means The Navel of the World.  That’s right, Bellybutton Paradise.

 Rapa Nui -  (Does this look like Pres Obama, or Vladimir Lenin?  Is it just me or do all Marxist look alike?) 

Easter Island may now boast another odd claim to fame besides these crazy stone monuments: a midlife longevity drug. In a new study, researchers report that an antibiotic called rapamycin–after the island’s Polynesian name, Rapa Nui–enabled middle-aged mice to live up to 16% longer than their rapa-free counterparts. The discovery marks the first time a drug has been shown to lengthen life span in mammals, even when administered late in life.

This is a mess, but shows you just how complex cellular aging can be! 

The compound works by inhibiting mTOR, a protein that regulates cell growth and survival. When researchers realized that calorie restriction diets, which are  known to lengthen life spans in mice, also suppresses mTOR activity, they began to wonder if rapamycin might boost longevity as well.

Scientists first isolated the compound from bacteria from the island’s soil

Some say you can eat more than you should, stay skinny,  and run twice as far if you take these pills. Those are the big claims coming from new drug studies on these anti-aging products. Perhaps the much-discussed Resveratrol mixed with Rapamycin may be the pill of the future?  But, don’t expect Rapamycin to hit the market anytime soon, though. Rapamycin is known to raise cholesterol levels and, and because it is a potent immune system suppressant, the compound could make its consumers more susceptible to infections. <sigh>

Time to keep looking,

Dr. Frye

The Tour de France can cause Trouble in de pants.

Cyclist and exercise bike users, put prolonged pressure on the perineum (area from the genitals to the anus) because of the shape and size of the bike seat, and that  causes the penis and scrotum to contract involuntarily - referred to as “saddle balls” or  as I like to call them, “Democrats.”  The highest risk is experienced by males who cycle at least three hours every week.  The “sitting bone” area is full of nerves and blood vessels, and the constant pressure on them harms the nerves and constricts blood flow, causing tingling or numbness in the penis and eventually can cause ED (erectile dysfunction), or impotence (and tiny balls).  

The Biker Apostle Obama (Saddle balls makes one weak on national defense and strong on taxation without representation, too!)

See how you do on this Pres Riddle:  Name 3 “Ball Busters in Washington.”   1. Michelle Obama - she is the holder of the only nads in the White House. 2. Bike Seat - we need pads for the nads!  3. Obama’s 1984 style jeans he has on- holy cow!  (you’d think he would have bought some new jeans by now using some more of the stimulus package money he took from the American taxpayers - He is screaming for some True Religion’s or something stylish like a Nike outfit.

Having a hardbody is a good thing, unless you can’t get hardbody! 

Exercise helps keep a man sexually fit and mentally sharp, but Dr. Irwin Goldstein, a Boston University impotency specialist, says that bicycling is one workout to avoid!  Dr. Goldstein believes seat pressure can permanently damage the blood vessel that supply the penis. Call it an switch that remains in the “down position” no matter what!  It is important to keep your heart healthy, and your waistline slim, so we have to find a way to burn calories without ruining our sex lives! I have seen some of the newly designed bike seats that supposedly reduce pressure on the perineum, and they look like large UFO donuts and they are not practical.

Hopefully we don’t have to rely on Cialis or Viagra at this age! 

“years of marathon riding had left me “as soft as overcooked rigatoni” 

There is no reason to put that image in my head.  I mean, I love pasta!  At least I used to.    Let’s move on to another topic, shall we?  Let’s talk about swimming…wait a minute, what about Cold Water Shrinkage Syndrome?  <sigh>

Cold water even can shrink James Bond (aka Daniel Craig)!  Is no sport safe on the privates?

Women are exempt from Saddle Balls (I mean if they have original equipment)

Scientists studied the effect of marathon cycling on women and found their perineum to be quite resistant to repetitive pounding.   Cycling over three hours a week had no negative effect on sexual function or ability to achieve orgasm in the women studied. The male scientists that were following these ladies are all suffering from ED and severe eye strain, however.

Dr. Frye

The World is now staring down the barrel of the REAL 2009 H1N1  influenza pandemic as flu season approaches.

The “placebo”mask – guaranteed to make it impossible to smell pigs

What is a pandemic anyway?  It simply is an epidemic in more than one country. No more, no less.  It must be, in order to qualify for this label, a new flu strain, one that spreads easily, and one that can cause serious illness.  Pandemics aren’t all that common actually, the last one happened 40 years ago.  The last pandemic we had was the Hong Kong flu of 1968, which killed about 1 million people. 

 Levels of (Panic-Demics) Pandemics

Now that the WHO (World Health Organization) has made it official as a Pandemic Level 6, all that really means is “show me the money.”  It can release supplies and money to places wherever the see fit and they are doing so, supposedly.

The WHO reported (7/6/09) that the virus has infected at least 94512 people in over 74 countries and caused 429 deaths. Many cases have been in North America, but Argentina and Australia have seen a sharp increase in recent days.  There has been a lot of attention paid to the H1N1, but we must remember two things..  One, it isn’t flu season in the northern hemisphere yet- so we must ready ourselves for the real outbreak which will happen in just a few months.  The southern hemispheres that are hitting winter season are seeing this already.  Second, the ordinary flu can be rather nasty – it kills about 250,000 to 500,000 people each year!  So get your flu shots this year!  I heard that the first trials of H1N1 flu vaccine has started, so if they work and don’t kill too many people, it should be ready for the flu season.

Stop killing the Pigs – It’s not their fault!

There are many countries who are still panicking, and destroying pigs right and left.  This is foolish and wasteful.  In some countries they are giving flu remedies as part of a pork meal.  Not only stupid, just dumb.  You cannot get the flu from eating pork.  So stop killing pigs, you silly swine!  Worry about your piggy bank coin not smashing pork loin!  Estimates the senseless pig slaughter cost producers here in the US about $63 million dollars in lost revenue in just the past few months.

Piggy Bank Busting – the cost of panic to the world’s economy

The projected cost of H1N1 globally is hard to predict, but most “experts” say it will be “less than $60 billion dollars.”  (That isn’t too reassuring to me, and sounds a lot like the economists we rely on for US policy decisions.)   One of the things we do know for sure is that for every day that the H1N1 flu is here, it costs Mexico $150 million dollars a day in lost revenue.  That is a lot of Pesos, amigo and amigas. 

I hear that President of the World, Obama, has selected the new Pig Flu Czar here in America.

 Michael Moore  – the new 2009 face of the pig flu

Rosie O’Donnell was so unhappy she wasn’t selected, they had to put a restraining order out on her to keep her 100 feet from any Porky’s BBQ Ribs restaurants across California.  I did hear she has a new reality show in the works called the “Pig Whisperer” which should showcase her amazing talent.

Oh, “President Cope and Change”    Well, President Obama just asked our congress for $2 Billion, plus another $3.1 Billion please to fight the H1N1 flu this year.  (and $25,000.00 walking around money for date night 2 with Michelle )  This is going to be an expensive presidency in so many ways.

Letter from the Commander in Chief of the United States of America

Dearest China,

May we please borrow another $5.1 Billion so we can fight the swine flu you gave us?

President Barack Hussein Obama

P.S.  Can you send me the name of the company you hired to forge your Olympic Gymnast’s birth certificates, I have a problem with my birth certificate that could use some CHANGE.

Dr. Frye

India - Home of the Exotic, Rare, Spicy, and Beautiful

Mallika Sherawat, born in Rohtak, Haryana, India is a popular Indian actress and model, is considered the sex symbol of India.  Sherawat’s birth name is Reema Lamba; she  adopted the screen name of “Mallika”, meaning “empress” to avoid confusion with other actresses named Reema.  She is an exotic and rare beauty, and it is very unusual that a sex symbol comes from India because the culture is conservative in nature.  But this is a medical blog, so let’s get to the point.  Out of India also comes a medical rarity called “Bombay Blood” but first let’s look at normal blood.

The 4 Main  Blood (ABO) Types are based on surface molecules – antigens and antibodies.  Your blood type is determined by your antigen makeup. 

Introducing the World’s Rarest Blood “H- H” Type

Bombay blood (hh) is  completely outside the ABO system that the rest of humanity has!  This rare blood was first discovered in a Czechoslovakian nurse in 1961 and in a brother and sister in Massachusetts in 1968. It wasn’t even on the map before then.  Now that is rare!   Let’s look at the surface proteins to see how we come up with  H-H blood.

Those with Bombay blood type do not have the A or B antigens, and instead of having the H antigen which defines type O, they actually produce antibodies to H.  People who have this type of blood can only receive blood from others with the same type of blood, and there are very few of them. One article about a boy in India with this blood type states that there are only 57 people in India with Bombay blood.” An example of how small that number is:   one blink every 30 years of staring would be a close estimate!

Another rare H-H from New Delhi, India, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, and 2008 American Idol Winner, President Obama.

Rumor is that President Obama is trying to convince the Dalai Lama that he is indeed an African Hindu God with “good Karma.”

Dr. Frye

What happens in McDonald’s stays in McDonald’s – and on your belly too

9 Million people in the USA last year decided they needed to lose weight and purchased Hydroxycut.  It is effective because it is based on what is called the ECA Stack, Ephedrine, caffeine, and aspirin.  (the caffeine increases circulating fatty acids, enhancing fat oxidation). 

But Hydroxycut can be hard on the liver (and life)

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recently released a consumer advisory about certain Hydroxycut-branded products. According to the advisory, the FDA has received 23 reports over more than seven years about consumers having experienced serious liver-related problems coinciding with the time they were taking Hydroxycut-branded products. The advisory states that, “Although the liver damage appears to be relatively rare, FDA believes consumers should not be exposed to unnecessary risk.”

You cannot be too thin in America, but you can be in Spain.

In Madrid, a fashion show banned models with a body mass index (BMI) of less than 18, believing them to set an “unhealthy ideal for teenage girls.”  While most in America are battling a BMI twice that, the desire to be thin rages on.  Miracle diets, magical machines, and motivational mumbo-jumbo is being pitched and promoted 24 hours a day.

The money is just too good to keep Hydroxycut off the shelf.  What is 9,000,000 X $30.00?  (236,427 State of California’s IOUs)

A new version of Hydroxycut is already available, even though the ink isn’t even dry on the first lawsuit on the original product.  The FDA had requested that Hydroxycut’s makers submit a safety evaluation for any re-formulations, and when asked if Hydroxycut had found the ingredients causing any liver problems, their response was: “No ingredient was identified as having a causal connection to liver concerns; nevertheless, out of an abundance of caution, all of the product’s herbal ingredients and extracts have been replaced in the new formulation of Hydroxycut Advanced.”

They just took out the Ephedra, and added the word, “Advanced!!”  I think MuscleTech, the manufacturer for Hydroxycut has a political future if this supplement business goes south..

“HomeownersTaxCut Advanced” a new product from the Senate Democratic Leadership – they just removed stimulus and freedom and added recession and tyranny.

Dr. Frye