Ladies, be careful of the sloppy kisser! 

I’ve been researching  kissing a great deal recently.  Scientists  know that locking lips causes an upswing in oxytocin - (which is released during orgasm too) and we thought perhaps that influenced sexual behavior.  But now we think it’s the testosterone in man’s spit that causes women to want to take their clothes off!  That’s right, there is measurable testosterone in saliva, and other dischargable fluids – and it is thought that sloppy kisses may indeed be a way for a man to increase a women’s sex drive! 

But that isn’t the only danger!

Ancient Eastern Kissing Technique – Huh?  What?

A young woman in southern China has lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.  A 20 year old girl from Zhuhai, China, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear after her boyfriend applied some serious suction.  “The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”  Rumor is the man worked at the local water department, and frequently primes the main pump.

Taylor Lautner giving Taylor Swift some spit!  TW  is talented, beautiful, and always is the epitome of class and style.  (Kanye West…enough said..)

Lips are often viewed as a symbol for sensuality and sexuality. This has many origins; above all, the lips are a very sensitive erogenous and tactile organ. Reproductive psychologists have suggested that one reason the female lips are seen as sexually attractive might be because they mimic the appearance and sexual swelling of the labia of the vulva, and that a woman’s lips are effectively a secondary sexual organ.  Some feel that women’s saliva also contains hormones that influence a male’s sexual fertility and desire.  

We make kissable  lips with Restylane in our center www.pbpmed.com and all of my patients attest to the fact that men tend to see them in an entirely different light when their lips are fuller.  You can see a video of this on http://trollydolly.us when we recorded the process!

It’s always kissing time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

News Flash!  “You get smarter the more you walk!”  Brain Size Matters!

 What? 

Scientists have found in a recent study that walking increases the volume and the efficiency of the brain, and also  improves  memory and attention.  New research is focused on why this doesn’t seem to affect blondes in the same way.  Rumor is they are focusing on Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as test subjects.

As little as three hours a week of brisk walking over a period of 6 months  increases blood flow to the the brain and triggers biochemical changes that increase production of new brain neurons.  Stretching , sex, and non-aerobic exercise has no effect on brain size. (obviously, Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson)

I calculated it out, that in order to be smarter you need to walk  about 234 miles.  That is 9 marathons!  If you couple this exercise routine with proper diet, human growth hormone, testosterone and other bioidentical hormones, proper vitamins and minerals http://www.ivitaminscience.com you might be invited to MENSA in less than 6 months!  No doubt you would be much smarter!

Suggestion to US  Senate, Congress, and Capital Hill:  You all need to Take a hike!  Sen. Harry Reed, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama especially!  From Wash DC to New York City is about 230 miles – so I suggest you all get walking!  After getting your necessary brain boost,  throw out the current socialized medicine bill, and start over, working with the Republicans, and physician experts (not personal injury lawyers) to get a upgrade to the private health care system that already is the finest in the world. 

Don’t Tread on Me Time,

Dr Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5768

Have you heard of the Flat Belly Diet or the Quik Trim Diet?  

This sexy belly was not made with the Flat Belly or the Quik Trim Diets I can assure you!

“A MUFA (monounsaturated fatty acid) at Every Meal” is the pitch from the proponents of this latest fad “diet” plan.  I can’t believe how popular some diet plans become, and now I am convinced that facts don’t matter, it’s all about the marketing.  This one has Yale and Prevention Magazing behind it, which is even more shocking.  I guess if Yale was in Florida it would be a D school, and we would stop sending them free lunch money.  Here’s what they’re saying, and I guess they’re doing it with a straight face. 

MUFA’s  and weight loss?

MUFA (MOO-fah)  is a term that some dieticians  have been using for years. It stands for monounsaturated fatty acid, a type of heart-healthy, “good” fat found in foods like nuts, avocado, and chocolate. “MUFAs are an unsaturated fat, and have the exact opposite effect of the unhealthy saturated and trans fats you’ve heard about in the news.”  Trouble is, it isn’t true.  While unsaturated fats are better than saturated fat, it is folly to think you can reduce your heart risk by eating high caloric foods, no matter if you may improve your cholesterol ratios.  Fat makes you die from heart disease, period, no matter what an MRI shows.

Here’s the new mascot for the Flat Belly Diet Plan

 The Big F is not only a name but a grade

“The Flat Belly Diet was designed by a “registered dietitian”, and based on research showing that eating a calorie-controlled, Mediterranean-style diet rich in monounsaturated fatty acids — MUFAs for short — may help you store less fat in your belly and reduce your risk of disease. Each of the four, 400-calorie daily meals contains a specific portion of a MUFA-rich food; oils, olives, nuts seeds, avocados, or dark chocolate.

(Do you notice that you must limit calories, and exercise along with this magical food selection to lose weight? )

Even dieticians confuse weight and heart disease plans.  Here’s an example:  Think of 9 grain bread (endorsed by the American Heart Association)as heart friendly, it improves your cholesterol ratio so it lowers heart attack risk.  But, sadly each slice of bread is like cake at 180 calories each!   Two slices and you are at 360 calories without anything on your sandwich.  Just the bread alone at 360 calories a day, 7 days a week would make 43 lbs of fat.  Moral of the story, “Just because something is healthy, doesn’t mean it can’t make you fat!”  So even experts get mixed up, and you get bad info and feel frustrated and go on to the next gimmicky diet plan.

Padma Lakshmi from the TV show Top Chef is very sweet

1 Hershey’s dark chocolate bar = 180 calories

1 Avocado = 325 calories

1 Nut = moo -foh creator of the flat belly diet that thinks you lose weight by eating monounsaturated fats

Kim Kardashian, this doesn’t count for a work-out.    I heard she is pitching the new  Quik Trim diet program…( wait, wasn’t that the name of her sex tape she made with Reggie Bush?)  Quik Trim just uses diet, exercise, and pharmaceutical appetite suppressant, Phentermine.  Just like Reggie’s gift, this is pure speed!  Just work out, and eat decent people – it always works.

Hey, I smell something baking,  have you heard about that new cookie diet that is so amazing??? 

Time to get moo-fah real,

Dr Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5671

Julianne Hough from Dancing with the Stars has great arms (and the works!)  I am guessing hard work – au naturale too! 

So many women want to have arms like the ones they see on TV actresses, Dancers, and Big Screen Starletts.  Certainly, you can make your arms look great, but it is extremely difficult to get lean enough, and most of all to drive out the water from the muscle so you can see the definition.  There’s a secret set of weapons that entertainers use in creating sculpted arms, butts, and bodies and that comes from the knowledge of proper use of nutraceuticals, botanicals, and pharmaceuticals (and a great doctor)!  One of those pharmaceuticals that is widely utilized is oxandralone, “Anavar” which to anyone who has used it, is a “miracle worker.  Remember women, don’t do workouts designed for men, don’t eat diets formulated for men, and never use medication doses prescribed for men! 

Let’s take a look at a Star Sampler, so you can see what’s going on behind the scenes…

Comeback kid, not well known here in the States, but well known across the Pond..

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson – 75 units of Botox, decent rhinoplasty…. and I would guess, 25 mg Anavar daily.  (Note the vascularity, and the lateral bulge of the deltoid)

Anavar is an extremely popular drug amongst females who wish to avoid many of the side effects associated with anabolic steroid use. Its near legendary status is due to the fact that it causes a strong strength gain without increasing water retention. It does this by stimulating the creation of phosphocreatine in the muscle cell without depositing water in either the joints or the muscles allowing for a very hard and ripped appearance. Many users have noticed a distinct suppression of appetite while on the drug which is also very welcome.

Like A Lean and Heavily Muscled Virgin

 Madonna eats a Vegan diet and  uses another ‘miracle’ machine – The Power Plate, and I would guess she is quite familiar with:  25 mg Anavar and 5 mg Winstrol dressing on top of  those soy burgers. 

Anavar is  formulated to drive ATP or Adenosine Triphosphate into the muscle cells continually for sustained muscle growth which studies show about a 20% decrease in body fat, and a 10% increase in lean body mass.  It is so important to retain muscle while losing fat, otherwise you look sickly (Olsen twins). 

She Drops Swedes and Towels, now playing the 19th hole

Nicollette Sheridan (aka Edie Britt)- age 45 – absolutely ideal arms and shoulders, and doing great wtith Pate too.  My guess is 7.5 mg anavar with her protein shake each day.  (note the flared deltoids with smooth full feminine look) 

There are some great arms in Hollywood and some beautiful women for sure.   I’m not saying that they use Anavar or Winstrol above and beyond their diet and workouts, because I don’t know any of them personally.  I do know from living in LA and working in Beverly Hills - the only thing that matters is getting the next role and looking younger each and every day!  But there is a look, and I think you now can see for yourself.  Whatever it takes, no matter the price, is what is done when it comes to getting work.  Anavar can be safe and effective, but only under a physician’s strict care – please, never do this on your own. 

Physician to the  Star’s arms,  

Dr. Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5648

Tommy Lee gave Pamela Anderson three things, but only two were wanted:  Brandon and Dylon, their two sons.  Unfortunately, the third was Hepatitis C, allegedly.

Former Baywatch star, and former Playboy Playmate, Pamela Anderson is one of the most recognized celebrities that has been diagnosed with  hepatitis C, which can be a  deadly liver disease.  Hepatitis C  is a real epidemic, far worse than any swine flu, as 270-300 million people worldwide are infected!  She says she was infected by sharing a tattoo needle with her ex-husband, rock musician Tommy Lee.    People with tattoos are 9 times more likely to be infected with hepatitis C, according to a Texas physician.  My advice is to avoid sharing anything with anyone in a rock band, especially if they have over 12 tattoos on their body!  Hepatitis C is spread by infected blood and infected needles, which is the virus’ connection with tattooing. Tattoos involve lots of needles making lots of sticks in the skin. Each stick carries potential for contamination — and not just with hepatitis, but also HIV, the virus that causes AIDS — if the needles and the “tattoo machine” are not sterilized properly.

Katie Perry got a strawberry tattoo on her ankle - thank God this one on her chest isn’t real!

Back to the heavy stuff.  What happens when you get hepatitis C?  Your liver is placed under a lot of excess stress and the cells suffer injury.  As their tasks mount, and their ability to function wains, it is possible for a massive amount of bilirubin to build up in the bloodstream.  When this begins to happen, you first might notice icteris, or “yellow eyes”.  It gets worse with time, and can be very serious if the disease is left unchecked.

Icteris – a yellowing of the sclera of the eyes

About 75% of people infected with hepatitis C will develop a long-term infection that attacks the liver, leading to cirrhosis, liver failure, and liver cancer at an early age. So, there has always been a big need for treatment that works.  Some advances have occurred with pharmaceuticals, but there are many associated risks and problems with the available treatments, mainly side effects and prohibitive costs.

It is exciting when new research comes out demonstrating natural cures and remedies – especially for Hepatitis C  (we don’t have a shot to prevent Hep C)

Witch Hazel Botanical Sweeps in to the Rescue!

Amazing Discovery – Witch Hazel combats Hepatitis C virus! 

The antibacterial, antifungal, and antiviral properties of witch hazel are probably a function of the leaf’s essential oil content,  combined with the tannic acid.  Like echinacea, but to a lesser degree, witch hazel inhibits the enzyme hyaluronidase, and thereby increases the body’s ability to resist the invasion of infectious organisms and the spreading of malignant cancers too.  New research suggests that blueberries also contain a similar substance the demonstrates antiviral effects similar to witch hazel. 

Pamela, there is reason to be hopeful, but you need to do 3 preventive measures asap.  1. Run as far as you can from Tommy  2.  Eat a ton of blueberries  3.  Fill up your body with witch hazel instead of silicone

Botanicals are better than bucket of medications, and it is exciting to see the research sustantiating the claims and notions that foods are indeed the best medicine. 

It’s Always Healing Time Somewhere,

Dr. Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5626

You might need to see one of these Penis Shrinks for penis shrinkage!

Just as the penis grows without your consent, sometimes it shrinks. “The flaccid penis varies in size considerably within a given man,” says Drogo Montague, MD, a urologist at the Cleveland Clinic.  That’s a function of the sympathetic nervous system.  So if your penis goes missing, it could be from stress (and the cold)!

Psychological Stress also involves the sympathetic nervous system, and stress has the same effect as a cold shower, Montague says. When you’re relaxed and feeling well, your flaccid penis looks bigger than when you’re stressed out.  I don’t know for sure, but maybe this is the origin of the phrase, Stage Fright?

“Relax, Dog!”

The penis is “kind of a barometer of the sympathetic nervous system,” Montague says. So the greeting, “How’s it hanging, dog?” is more apt than you might have realized.

 If it is summer season, and you want to show off your coconuts, you’ll have to “get crackin.”

Coconut oil (Triheptanoin)  has been called “the healthiest oil on earth“  and it can help you lose weight too!  Outside of mother’s milk, pure coconut oil is nature’s most plentiful source of lauric acid, which has many beneficial properties including antiviral , antibacterial, and other nasty bugs killing abilities.   Maybe we can battle the swine flu with coconut milk?!

 Lose unwanted pounds going medium, not long!

So, by changing the fats in your diet from the unsaturated long-chain fatty acids found in vegetable or seed oils to the medium chain fatty acids in coconut oil, along with exercise , you will find yourself gradually losing those unnecessary pounds.  Bikini bulges are no match for coconuts as they not only burn off  body fat, but  increase your metabolism too!  These are magical nuts indeed!

  So, make room for some nuts in your diet, and look great and be healthy this season.  If you get a little coconut on your face along the way, don’t worry!

Heroes TV Star Ali Larter loves Coconut Milk Cleanser which can help keep your skin looking soft, full, and amazing.  This oil is good for you inside and out.

Happy reading you nuts out there,

Dr. Frye

Keeping the downstairs looking great is hard work, even more than the upstairs!

If you have planned to go on a sun-kissed beach holiday tour, you would certainly be looking to improve your appearance. The shape of your legs and thighs plays an important role in your appearance when you wear swimsuits or beach.

Paris Hilton was voted to have the 6th Best Legs in Hollywood – now seems to be more “grounded” lately.

A new procedure has been developed which uses Botox to carry out calf enhancements, it has been revealed.  Paris would be an excellent candidate in looking at her latest picture – she isn’t ready for the beach, more like Sea World!  (Rumor is she’s dating “Shamoo” the killer whale, she thinks he’s ‘hot” in his black and white suit -nice white teeth too)

The Wonder Drug – Botox Cosmetic

Beverly Hills-based plastic surgeon Dr. John Anastasatos claimed that many people across the globe are unhappy with the size of their calves and ankles, leading him to develop the new treatment.  The procedure uses strategic injections of Botox into selected leg muscles to reduce the size of their calves and muscles without any loss of muscle activity.

 Get your summer legs bikini ready with Dr. Botox

“The injections to certain leg musclesare administered in a precise, anatomic distribution pattern and doctors unfamiliar with the anatomy should not perform this procedure.” Dr. A  predicted that the treatment will become popular in the cosmetic surgery market and said he expects more impressive results to follow.  So far the Botox has not been helpful in reducing unsightly leg veins.

Don’t be fooled by the imposters…

Caffeine to Fat Fiber Leg Socks?

These Malaysia hosery is guaranteed to keep your legs from getting dirty for $8.99, but the only thing that will get thinner will be your wallet.  There are many gimmicks being touted for thinning the calves, so be careful out there.  Liposuction below the knee can be dangerous so that isn’t a good idea either.

So who was voted to have  the best legs in Hollywoodwithout Botox, socks, or lipo?

Ms. Kelly Brook (aka Kelly Ann Parsons) – gold medal winner of best legs for voluptuous women

She is an English model, actress, and swimwear designer featured mainly in bras and lingerie for large breasted women (not really known for her legs!).  She is well known as a Page 3 girl for the Daily Star.  I remember her in the movie, Survival Island which I viewed in downtown Baghdad, Iraq two years ago!  Recently she is known for her extremely short stint on Britain’s Got Talent as a fourth judge, which lasted less than a week!

Apparently, Kelly was out on the beach in St. Barts, and Billy Zaneher now ex-boyfriend, suffered from severe shrinkage and she tried to revive his ego with some warm sand in a remake of Survival Island, the lost penis episode.  Maybe this is why she traded him in on a new rugby model, Danny Cipriani?  I guess we’ll all see if “Britain does have talent”or if she votes him off.

Good thing she has good legs, she goes through a lot of beach buddies (where is Jason Statham?).  Here Danny today, gone tomorrow?  We’ll see! 

Keeping Time,

Dr. Frye

The Tour de France can cause Trouble in de pants.

Cyclist and exercise bike users, put prolonged pressure on the perineum (area from the genitals to the anus) because of the shape and size of the bike seat, and that  causes the penis and scrotum to contract involuntarily - referred to as “saddle balls” or  as I like to call them, “Democrats.”  The highest risk is experienced by males who cycle at least three hours every week.  The “sitting bone” area is full of nerves and blood vessels, and the constant pressure on them harms the nerves and constricts blood flow, causing tingling or numbness in the penis and eventually can cause ED (erectile dysfunction), or impotence (and tiny balls).  

The Biker Apostle Obama (Saddle balls makes one weak on national defense and strong on taxation without representation, too!)

See how you do on this Pres Riddle:  Name 3 “Ball Busters in Washington.”   1. Michelle Obama - she is the holder of the only nads in the White House. 2. Bike Seat - we need pads for the nads!  3. Obama’s 1984 style jeans he has on- holy cow!  (you’d think he would have bought some new jeans by now using some more of the stimulus package money he took from the American taxpayers - He is screaming for some True Religion’s or something stylish like a Nike outfit.

Having a hardbody is a good thing, unless you can’t get hardbody! 

Exercise helps keep a man sexually fit and mentally sharp, but Dr. Irwin Goldstein, a Boston University impotency specialist, says that bicycling is one workout to avoid!  Dr. Goldstein believes seat pressure can permanently damage the blood vessel that supply the penis. Call it an switch that remains in the “down position” no matter what!  It is important to keep your heart healthy, and your waistline slim, so we have to find a way to burn calories without ruining our sex lives! I have seen some of the newly designed bike seats that supposedly reduce pressure on the perineum, and they look like large UFO donuts and they are not practical.

Hopefully we don’t have to rely on Cialis or Viagra at this age! 

“years of marathon riding had left me “as soft as overcooked rigatoni” 

There is no reason to put that image in my head.  I mean, I love pasta!  At least I used to.    Let’s move on to another topic, shall we?  Let’s talk about swimming…wait a minute, what about Cold Water Shrinkage Syndrome?  <sigh>

Cold water even can shrink James Bond (aka Daniel Craig)!  Is no sport safe on the privates?

Women are exempt from Saddle Balls (I mean if they have original equipment)

Scientists studied the effect of marathon cycling on women and found their perineum to be quite resistant to repetitive pounding.   Cycling over three hours a week had no negative effect on sexual function or ability to achieve orgasm in the women studied. The male scientists that were following these ladies are all suffering from ED and severe eye strain, however.

Dr. Frye