A recent study definitively proved that women’s body goes into sexual overdrive when she smells testosterone.  Her body prepares for a booty call when a whiff of androstadienone – a form of testosterone found in male sweat hits her nostrils. This is unavoidable, unintentional, and entirely animalistic!

Do you think it is a coincidence P. Wentz took Ashlee Simpson to basketball gym? He had to hire sweat with substance!  Wentz has less testosterone than Lady Gaga!   Ashlee, her sister Jessica Simpson, and Pud Wentz also gets excited around sweaty men with orange balls I hear.

Girls with bigger nostrils should therefore have  legs up on other females with smaller proboscises when it comes to seeking male partners.  Paris Hilton knows about about legs up, and now we know why she is always chasing stinky men.  I heard Ms. Hilton is coming out with a new film called, “One Nostril from Paris.”

Pheromones and body odors have been the focus of  much research, and male underarm sweat  is a powerful source that has been shown to improve women’s moods.  I think it is clear why Jennifer Aniston was so unhappy with Brad Pittiful. He lacks any testosterone and his sweat can’t work as an antidepressant!  We may want to warn Angelina Jolie before her mood tanks – it’s unavoidable.

It looks like Kim Kardashian is back out sniffing the bushes (wait- that was the last guy) for a new man.  You would think after getting her nose fixed, she would remove her head from her extremely large rear end and start knowing the difference between stud and dud.  So far, it appears she has a long, long way to go.

Apparently her nose isn’t the problem, I suggest 1 800 Call a Shrink.

Time to work up a sweat,

Dr. Frye,

the TestosteroneMasterMD

A survey done by the by The New York Academy of Medicine claims that over 40% of young teens in the US have lost their virginity by the age of 14.   Angelina Jolie revealed how unprepared she was for early age intercourse at age 14, when she said, “After having sex for the first time, the emotions didn’t feel enough.

So to feel closer to my mate, I grabbed a knife and cut him.”  Heck, Kelly Osborne was only 13 when she lost her virginity.  She said, ” I convinced myself I wasn’t pregnant, I hadn’t even gotten my period.”  This is only part of this story.

A newly released survey reveals that 63% of all women report significant sexual problems (called female sexual dysfunction or FSD).  What is shocking to me is that the number one issue in the younger women – those under 30, is inability or difficulty in achieving an orgasm!  Many Sexperts suggest that a young women’s difficulty in having the big O (anorgasmia),  is a result of either inexperience with her sexuality, unstable relationship, poor body image, partner ineptness, drug and alcohol interference, or simply lack of practice.  I think all of these things can influence a girl’s potential sexual pleasure, but what is concerning to me is that I feel that there is a more sinister problem extinguishing the flames down below.

Birth Control Pills (BCP) may mean no babies, but also may mean no orgasms!

The Perfect  Storm – 1.  Early Sexual Activity   2.  Birth Control Pills  3.  Female Sexual Dysfunction

Not only are BCP’s the wrong kind of estrogen, and the wrong kind of progesterone, it is also packaged in a pill – all three of these issues are serious enough to consider not selecting it for use in any woman.  But, unfortunately it gets worse.  Taking the BCP sends a woman’s testosterone plummeting towards zero, effectively killing her natural sex drive, and making her mood, motivation, memory, strength, decision making, and sleep much worse.  As if that wasn’t enough, estrogen increases body fat production, and elevates a protein called Sex Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG).

Sex Hormone Binding Globulin is a protein that goes through the bloodstream looking for testosterone.  Once it finds it, it binds it, effectively eliminating it for use.  So a unsuspecting woman, trying not to get pregnant by taking her BCP, has her testosterone levels being cut severely, and then what’s left is being scavenged up and bound.

So as long as women take birth control pills, they won’t be horny, and those who are having sex won’t be singing any orgasm songs.  If you must take BCP – consider taking a product called, DIM (www.ivitaminscience.com) to reduce cancer risk, and see a good doctor (www.pbpmed.com) who can see if testosterone cream could relight the fire in your panties.

Time to get your O’s back!

Ladies, be careful of the sloppy kisser! 

I’ve been researching  kissing a great deal recently.  Scientists  know that locking lips causes an upswing in oxytocin - (which is released during orgasm too) and we thought perhaps that influenced sexual behavior.  But now we think it’s the testosterone in man’s spit that causes women to want to take their clothes off!  That’s right, there is measurable testosterone in saliva, and other dischargable fluids – and it is thought that sloppy kisses may indeed be a way for a man to increase a women’s sex drive! 

But that isn’t the only danger!

Ancient Eastern Kissing Technique – Huh?  What?

A young woman in southern China has lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.  A 20 year old girl from Zhuhai, China, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear after her boyfriend applied some serious suction.  “The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear.”  Rumor is the man worked at the local water department, and frequently primes the main pump.

Taylor Lautner giving Taylor Swift some spit!  TW  is talented, beautiful, and always is the epitome of class and style.  (Kanye West…enough said..)

Lips are often viewed as a symbol for sensuality and sexuality. This has many origins; above all, the lips are a very sensitive erogenous and tactile organ. Reproductive psychologists have suggested that one reason the female lips are seen as sexually attractive might be because they mimic the appearance and sexual swelling of the labia of the vulva, and that a woman’s lips are effectively a secondary sexual organ.  Some feel that women’s saliva also contains hormones that influence a male’s sexual fertility and desire.  

We make kissable  lips with Restylane in our center www.pbpmed.com and all of my patients attest to the fact that men tend to see them in an entirely different light when their lips are fuller.  You can see a video of this on http://trollydolly.us when we recorded the process!

It’s always kissing time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Turkey Increases Testosterone

The protein from organic turkey will help maintain optimum testosterone levels, and increase it in men who build muscle through working out.  True organic is better than traditional commercial turkey because the hormones used in industrial turkey can increase estrogen production and lower testosterone levels. Diets low in protein in elderly lead to elevated sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) levels and decreased testosterone bioactivity. Fat makes estrogen!  The decrease in bioavailable testosterone can result in declines in sexual function and muscle and red cell mass, and contribute to the loss of bone density.

Turkey sandwiches decrease your waist size and boost your sex life

President Obama charged a reporter on his campaign bus $115.62 for a cup of soup and a turkey sandwich.   This change we can believe in- it is called taxation, taxation, taxation.  We should have seen the writing on the wall then.  We do have a lot of turkeys in Congress and the White House right now.  Eating turkey is good, voting for them is bad.

Don’t be Trypped up by Turkey and Sleep through Sex

Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in i­t, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can’t manufacture it. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, ­in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep.  Nobody has sex right after a thanksgiving dinner – except for vegetarians.

Gobble Gobble Time,

Dr Darrin Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5866

Testosterone Coffee has proven to be a bad idea!

Female Sexual Dysfunction Patch

A recent report  looked at the effects of the new female sexual dysfunction patch called Intrinsa.  This patch which is being nicknamed the female Viagra works by giving women a boost of the male hormone testosterone which is sometimes lacking in women who have a low libido.

Hysterectomy may mean Stayawayfromme!

A new report which was written by Dr. Sheryl Kingsberg looked at over 130 women who said that their desire to have sex was greatly reduced after they lost their ovaries. When women to lose their ovaries they tend to immediately produce less of three important hormones namely estrogen, progesterone and testosterone which causes them in turn to experience menopause.

The Female Viagra Patch Works!

Women on the patch reported a positive effect with an average increase in sexual activity of 4.4 times over four weeks. In contrast, women who did not experience a benefit from the patch had only a 0.5 times increase in activity over four weeks. (still an increase interestingly enough!)

Women with low testosterone levels experience loss of libido which in turn can often cause relationship stress and loss of bone and muscle mass throughout their lives. It is estimated that around 40% of women suffer from some form of female sexual dysfunction. This is higher than the amount of men suffering from erectile dysfunction (ED)!  So it is a really big deal!

Time for a patch!

Dr Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5793

Sex Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG)- can really tie you up!

SHBG is produced by the liver cells and is released into the bloodstream. Other sites that produce SHBG are the brain, uterus, and placenta and vagina. In addition SHBG is produced by the testes; testes-produced SHBG is also called androgen-binding protein. 

Why is this important?  When you are doing testosterone replacement therapy, or trying to maximize your own natural supply, you must try to keep SHBG from increasing or else you will be a weak sister, with erection problems, or ED!

Pop the Protein Bubble – SHBG looks for testosterone to take out of circulation

As you know, the human body uses testosterone to bind to cells and promote lean muscle mass, sexual energy, and vitality.  However, the majority of testosterone is bound or weakly-bound to sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) and therefore, useless.

This is an example of what can happen with too much SHBG binding up your testosterone.

Estrogen increases SHBG, so if you don’t control estrogen through medications, more of your free testosterone is bound by SHBG and wasted!  The good news is that Vigorous exercise lowers SHBG.  So total testosterone isn’t that important, it is what is available (or free)  that makes all the difference.

If you are on any kind of testosterone program, and your doctor hasn’t prescribed estrogen blockers, that doctor doesn’t know enough about testosterone, and you should call my office, dial the number at  www.pbpmed.com, and get some real help.  Also, keep eating decently, exercise like crazy, and take your vitamins and mineral supplements.  www.ivitaminscience.com.

Free time, and free testosterone matters,

Dr. Frye

http://trollydolly.us/?p=5584

Arnold, if you take testosterone, you better beware of becoming a “girlie man”

Successful andropause (low testosterone in men) treatment requires a high degree of knowledge both by the patient and the physician.  Too many doctors are prescribing testosterone as a “side business” out of their natural medical zone of expertise – all with good intentions.  But they are causing a lot of problems, including elevated estrogen which can cause gynecomastia (man boobs, moobies, bitch tits).  This bad side effect can be permanent so it is a real problem.  The only recourse is for men to have plastic surgery, and that can run anywhere from $7500 – $20,000!  In the USA this is a very common procedure, and there are surgeons that do this exclusively because of the volume of guys needing it!  The problem of estrogen is just one of the many problems with inexperienced prescribing of testosterone – there are several others like ED, and low sex drive.

Gynecomastia – “Moobies”

Men have an enzyme that takes testosterone and turns it promptly into estrogen!  This is called the aromatase enzyme, and it must be controlled and blocked to prevent problems like gyno.

The Estrogen Blockers – here are just two of many choices:

Chrysin- ” a natural aromatase inhibitor” – some guys use this natural product, and probably are into flowers if they do!

Chrysin (5, 7 Dihyroxyflavone) is a flavonoid extracted from the plant Passiflori coerulea, a member of the blue passion flower family.  It is promoted in bodybuilding to be an effective inhibitor of the aromatase enzyme.   I can tell you in my experience, it is a poor choice, even though it is “natural.”

“Arimidex”- Anastrozole – the holy grail of estrogen blockers

A new generation of estrogen blocker – this powerful prescription medication targets the aromatase enzyme with a vengence, and works very well.  It can actually work too well, because estrogen in small amounts is critical to male health.  In fact, you must have estrogen to have lean muscle, and also to make an erection.  So, we need to keep estrogen in a narrow range to have it work for a guy, instead of working against him.  Some see a drop in good cholesterol and a raise of bad cholesterol with estrogen blockers.   (We combat that with Niacin (Vitamin B3).

It is a dangerous time to be a testosterone patient

So, if you are going to do testosterone, don’t do it yourself, and don’t pick a doctor that doesn’t do this full time. 

Full Timer,

Dr. Frye

You might need to see one of these Penis Shrinks for penis shrinkage!

Just as the penis grows without your consent, sometimes it shrinks. “The flaccid penis varies in size considerably within a given man,” says Drogo Montague, MD, a urologist at the Cleveland Clinic.  That’s a function of the sympathetic nervous system.  So if your penis goes missing, it could be from stress (and the cold)!

Psychological Stress also involves the sympathetic nervous system, and stress has the same effect as a cold shower, Montague says. When you’re relaxed and feeling well, your flaccid penis looks bigger than when you’re stressed out.  I don’t know for sure, but maybe this is the origin of the phrase, Stage Fright?

“Relax, Dog!”

The penis is “kind of a barometer of the sympathetic nervous system,” Montague says. So the greeting, “How’s it hanging, dog?” is more apt than you might have realized.

Are you on the G – Spot Guest List?

Forget Botox parties and sex toy soirees. A new and controversial type of get-together has some women claiming enhanced sexual pleasure, it also has some sex experts worried that these women could be putting their health at risk.  The gathering in question is called a G-shot party and the women in attendance hope that a doctor can help to increase their sensitivity during sex through a special injection on the area on the inside front wall of the vagina, known as the G spot.  If the doctor knows how to inject Restylane and is familiar with the female anatomy, the procedure is quite safe.   Remember,  history buffs, the female G-spot is named after the gynecologist Ernst Grafenberg, who first described it in 1944.

Are you looking to locate the G spot?

The G-spot is located one-to-two inches inside the vagina on the front wall. It’s hard to detect when a woman’s not turned on. But once foreplay is in full-swing, if you insert a finger at the right depth and make a “come here” motion, it’s the rough bump that feels a bit like a walnut.  What do you do once you’ve found it? Well, sex experts say, “A nice, firm massaging motion with two fingers knuckle-deep or a curved sex toy have led many women to intense G-spot centred orgasms. Intercourse also works. To get the right angle, elevate the woman’s hips a few inches with a pillow. Girl-on-top, doggie-style-from-standing (get her to push back on you) and girl-on-bottom-with legs-up are also excellent G-spot homing positions.”   While the female G-spot is a fascinating, if controversial, part of a woman’s anatomy, don’t get carried away with the hype. Some women don’t seem to have a G-spot, while others prefer clitoral arousal and claim G-spot stimulation is anti-climactic or even irritating.

Girls just want to have fun (and great orgasms, too!)

A 42-year-old Los Angeles woman who attended a G-shot party recently said,  ”When I first heard about it, I just started laughing hysterically because it was the funniest thing I had ever heard of, it was just so outrageous.”  Now women are signing up in droves to get their 6 month orgasm enhancer injected.  Costs are typical for Restylane fillers, and run anywhere from $500 to $1000.00 depending on the injector’s experience and ability (and ego).

The G spot is a favorite topic and a hot marketing tool.  A company called, Benefit recently launched a new B Spot fragrance – “because not only to you  have a G Spot, you have a B Spot, too.”  It contains notes of mango, freesia, peony, sandalwood and amber, and Benefit recommends it be applied to your very own “B” points, i.e. on the pulse points, where it’ll radiate out. (not to be used intravaginally).  But there are products that are designed for those that don’t want needles in that part of their bodies! 

Oooooh! That’s it! Gel ( for those needle phobes)

Instructions are, “Locate your G-Spot and apply a dime size amount of “Oooooh! That’s it!  Gel on it.”  Then make love using G-Spot positions.  Simple and much cheaper than Restylane!  Only $18.99 USD.

Men have a G Spot too?  Say What?

The guy in the blue shirt doesn’t even have a medical license!  The male’s G – spot is located on the front portion of the prostate gland and massage of the area works like Viagra in some men.  Rumor is that  this high testosterone guy spent ten minutes in the “sin bin” with number 9 looking for his G spot.

Happy G’s to all,

Dr. Frye