Homemade Viagra! 

I don’t recommend putting a clove headband on to try to boost your sex life!  I have heard about “a girl being so ugly she has to hang a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.” but this couture garland thig is just stupid! 

Garlic has long been used as a spice and has been reported to possess medicinal and pharmacological properties. Several studies have indicated that garlic can lower blood sugar, blood pressure, and cholesterol, but what is really exciting is what it can raise!  Indeed!  Testosterone and the body parts (ED) that need it are raised when you take Garlic.

Cameron Diaz -  raises more testosterone than Garlic

Surf babe Cameron Diaz, is a picture of health at the beach!  The sexy Charlie’s Angel loves a substantial breakfast of garlic and lemon chicken with broccolini  to give her the energy for hours of surfing.  I wonder if Garlic repels Paparazzi or Great White Sharks?  Testosterone boosts women’s bodies, and sex drive just like a man’s! 

This “guy” is several cloves short of a full bulb – “there ain’t enough Garlic in Italy to help this guy”

Garlic repels all forms of bloodsuckers actually- including Vampires, Mosquitoes, Ticks, and possibly Statists too!  Garlic’s healing powers come from the sulphorous compounds it contains (the same ones feed the bacteria in your mouth, causing bad breath and the natural insect repellant effect)!  Parsley is the best weapon against garlic breath and lonely nights.

So stock up on some parsley and mouthwash, and get to eating some garlic.  You’ll live better, look better, and have more sex!  I guess we could call Garlic – Mother Nature’s Roids!

Five Clove Friday Time,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Turkey Increases Testosterone

The protein from organic turkey will help maintain optimum testosterone levels, and increase it in men who build muscle through working out.  True organic is better than traditional commercial turkey because the hormones used in industrial turkey can increase estrogen production and lower testosterone levels. Diets low in protein in elderly lead to elevated sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) levels and decreased testosterone bioactivity. Fat makes estrogen!  The decrease in bioavailable testosterone can result in declines in sexual function and muscle and red cell mass, and contribute to the loss of bone density.

Turkey sandwiches decrease your waist size and boost your sex life

President Obama charged a reporter on his campaign bus $115.62 for a cup of soup and a turkey sandwich.   This change we can believe in- it is called taxation, taxation, taxation.  We should have seen the writing on the wall then.  We do have a lot of turkeys in Congress and the White House right now.  Eating turkey is good, voting for them is bad.

Don’t be Trypped up by Turkey and Sleep through Sex

Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in i­t, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can’t manufacture it. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, ­in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep.  Nobody has sex right after a thanksgiving dinner – except for vegetarians.

Gobble Gobble Time,

Dr Darrin Frye

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Perhaps we should introduce a spanking bill for Congress?

Spanking increases testosterone!

At spanking parties, women showed significantly higher levels of testosterone when experiencing these types of S&M activities. The researchers said the testosterone boost may be a sign of stress, or may help women deal with the aggression displayed by their partner.

Assemblyman Michael Duvall (R-Yorba Linda), whose remarks were videotaped in July during a lull in a Sacramento, California  hearing, stepped down less than 24 hours after the tape spread online.  He talked at length about spanking his his mistresses and her eye-patch underwear.  Now he denies any affairs!   Maybe he needs a spanking so that his testosterone increases and his memory clears!

I don’t think this was the actual pair of “eye patch” underwear his mistress was wearing? Do you?

Maybe his girlfriends just needed testosterone?  In women, testosterone increases vaginal lubrication in the same way that it increases nitric oxide in men’s arteries, allowing their penis to become erect.

For women, testosterone has the power to decrease fat mass, and increases lean body mass.  In other current news, it looks like “Miss” Semenya has testicles inside his/her body pouring out testosterone, instead of ovaries which make estrogen. 

Although many in the track and field regulatory bodies feel that they should strip him/her of her records, I think it is clear a spanking isn’t going to be necessary!

Time for Time Out,

Dr. Darrin Frye

Testosterone Coffee has proven to be a bad idea!

Female Sexual Dysfunction Patch

A recent report  looked at the effects of the new female sexual dysfunction patch called Intrinsa.  This patch which is being nicknamed the female Viagra works by giving women a boost of the male hormone testosterone which is sometimes lacking in women who have a low libido.

Hysterectomy may mean Stayawayfromme!

A new report which was written by Dr. Sheryl Kingsberg looked at over 130 women who said that their desire to have sex was greatly reduced after they lost their ovaries. When women to lose their ovaries they tend to immediately produce less of three important hormones namely estrogen, progesterone and testosterone which causes them in turn to experience menopause.

The Female Viagra Patch Works!

Women on the patch reported a positive effect with an average increase in sexual activity of 4.4 times over four weeks. In contrast, women who did not experience a benefit from the patch had only a 0.5 times increase in activity over four weeks. (still an increase interestingly enough!)

Women with low testosterone levels experience loss of libido which in turn can often cause relationship stress and loss of bone and muscle mass throughout their lives. It is estimated that around 40% of women suffer from some form of female sexual dysfunction. This is higher than the amount of men suffering from erectile dysfunction (ED)!  So it is a really big deal!

Time for a patch!

Dr Frye

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News Flash!  “You get smarter the more you walk!”  Brain Size Matters!

 What? 

Scientists have found in a recent study that walking increases the volume and the efficiency of the brain, and also  improves  memory and attention.  New research is focused on why this doesn’t seem to affect blondes in the same way.  Rumor is they are focusing on Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as test subjects.

As little as three hours a week of brisk walking over a period of 6 months  increases blood flow to the the brain and triggers biochemical changes that increase production of new brain neurons.  Stretching , sex, and non-aerobic exercise has no effect on brain size. (obviously, Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson)

I calculated it out, that in order to be smarter you need to walk  about 234 miles.  That is 9 marathons!  If you couple this exercise routine with proper diet, human growth hormone, testosterone and other bioidentical hormones, proper vitamins and minerals http://www.ivitaminscience.com you might be invited to MENSA in less than 6 months!  No doubt you would be much smarter!

Suggestion to US  Senate, Congress, and Capital Hill:  You all need to Take a hike!  Sen. Harry Reed, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama especially!  From Wash DC to New York City is about 230 miles – so I suggest you all get walking!  After getting your necessary brain boost,  throw out the current socialized medicine bill, and start over, working with the Republicans, and physician experts (not personal injury lawyers) to get a upgrade to the private health care system that already is the finest in the world. 

Don’t Tread on Me Time,

Dr Frye

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Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (AIS) (commonly known as “man that insensitive woman is a dude!” syndrome)

It used to be easy to tell if a boy was a boy, and a girl was a girl.  Now, it isn’t.  We all know that “looks can be deceiving” so just a general inspection of a pection doesn’t always mean anything.  So, we had to turn to chromosomal analysis -you know, the XX and the XY thing?  Boys have the Y, the girls X.   Some men think that the absence of Y is a genetic defect!  LOL!  I know the women are convinced that a Y is a genetic anomaly.  With the concerns unfair advantages relating to performance enhancing testosterones, human growth hormone, and red blood cell stimulating factors – who knew that the discussion would turn back to gender!

Now we can’t even go by the XX, XY thing!  Turns out some women have an insensitive Y! 

Is this a man or a women?   To her father, at least, 18-year-old South African running sensation Caster Semenya is simply “daddy’s little girl.”

As the Jamican sprinter set records on the track there was an overwhelming concern that she was a he.  And, critics may be right!  Caster might be XY, and she might even have testes!  But she’ll end up a “woman”, because her body never responds to the testosterone she’s producing?  Signs of AIS include hairless genitalia and the absence of menstruation. (There are reports that Semenya had “not attained puberty yet.”)  “Since testosterone helps in building muscle and strength, a case of androgen insensitivity syndrome wouldn’t give an XY-female athlete any kind of competitive advantage; if anything, it would be a liability.” (assumed- I am not so sure of that)  Seven of the eight women who tested positive for Y-chromosomal material during the 1996 Summer Games in Atlanta had some form of AIS. They were allowed to compete.  Fair?  Hmmm.

Mandatory gender testing of Olympic athletes was stopped altogether in 1999, but Olympic and IAAF rules allow for gender tests if an athlete’s gender is challenged by another athlete or team, or event officials.  I am not sure there is a reliable test these days!  Maybe we should give each athelete $100 and see what he/she buys.  If there are more than two pairs of shoes, and some lip gloss on the receipt we can rest assured this athlete sits down to pee.  If, however, there are seven beers,  chicken wings,  a tool belt and toilet paper on the receipts, he’s all male.

It does go both ways…

Rena (Rusty) Kanokogi – A Brooklyn judo champ was stripped of her first place medal when judges realized she was a woman competing in a contest against men.  She just got her medal back – 50 years later!  Women can compete as men, but men cannot compete as women apparently.  Athletes who have undergone sex-reassignment are allowed to compete alongside their new gender, provided they follow regulations… whatever that means.

I miss when time was simpler,

Dr Frye

“Obama-bonics?” 

Today, I heard something I never thought would be proclaimed by the President of the United States of America, the leader of the free world, the most powerful man on the planet…he said, “people in America are getting awl wee-weed up.”  Now, I have used a bit of slang in my day, and I’ll admit I am not down with street lingo, but wee weed up?  Is that a form of ebonics mixed with politics?   Or maybe he was thinking of the good old days when he wet his diaper back in Kenya, and began his political career where he  hoped for a “change”?   The only thing for sure is that his poll numbers are going into the toilet these days, and for good reason.

Say it ain’t so Joe,” no flow!”

Speaking of going into the toilet…Maybe our President  just said that wee wee’d remark  to illuminate one of the bigger health problems in America, BPH – benign prostate hypertrophy?   BPH is the reason men keep going, and going, and going to the bathroom – and once they get there, they only get a dribble.  It is a mechanical issue caused by the prostate pushing on the urethra impeding urine flow. 

Sen. Reed demonstrating his universal prostate health checking plan to Speaker Pelosi

One of the natural remedies proposed by President Obama to stop leeky wee wee  is to blindly agree with all of the socialist agenda’s put forth by Pelosi, Reed and the Statists.   Another, perhaps better way might be to take saw palmetto, a natural remedy that does cause the prostate to shrink.  Food sources high in  zinc (pumpkin seeds)  or selenium supplements are very good.  Omega 3 fish oils are also helpful.  There is always a couple of types of pharmaceuticals including Cardura, Rapaflo, Avodart, Proscar that help flow.  Unfortunately, these can have side effects that really impact sexual performance and desire.  I just want to warn guys out there who are proactive, preventive minded.  If you don’t have an enlarged prostate, don’t take the supplements other than nutrients like minerals, vitamins, and omega 3 fish oils. 

Oh, another remedy is to sit down to go wee wee.  See, all that talk about having the protestor’s sit down and shut up, was really just another public health measure courtesy of the Democratic Socialist Republic of America.

Thanks President for carrying the pumpkin seed, and helping us focus on this public health problem that does indeed needed discussion.  

Time for our leaders to stop sitting all over Americans,

Dr. Frye

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Sizzling hot, Victoria Secret Supermodel, Miranda Kerr hits the beach in a colorful bikini as the mercury rises.. Miranda studied health and nutrition before doing modeling fulltime, and she follows a strict organic diet.  She likes salads, chicken or fish for lunch.

Not only humans, but  fish can’t escape the rise in  mercury, and I’m not talking about the temperature; but the rise in contamination from the methyl form of the element.  Basking in the summer heat (and looking at Miranda) can make you a bit looney, but methylmercury ingested or inhaled can make you severely impaired mentally and physically.  (never clean up a broken thermometer with unprotected skin, and never “play” with or handle the mercury drops.)

A federal study of mercury contamination released recently showed  that the toxic substance was found in every fish sampled in over 300 streams, a finding that underscores how widespread mercury pollution has become. Worse, the amount found exceeded what the Environmental Protection Agency says is safe for people in over 25% of the time.  “This science sends a clear message that our country must continue to confront pollution, restore our nation’s waterways, and protect the public from potential health dangers.”

The main source of mercury is emissions from coal-fired power plants. The mercury released from smokestackshere and abroad rains down into waterways, where natural processes convert it into methylmercury — the form that allows the toxin to wind its way up the food chain into fish.   Bacteria in surrounding forests and wetlands, areas mined for mercury and gold, and cement plants contribute mercury problem, too.

Minamata Disease – a half decade ago, we must never forget!

A fishing port in Japan, Minamata was  the home of Nippon Chisso Mining Corporation that discharged mercury into the water supply.  It severely contaminated fish and shellfish, which in turn caused terrible illnesses  in the local inhabitants who consumed them and birth defects in their children. It aroused worldwide concern and stimulated the development of the environmental movement.

How Much Fish Can You Eat Safely?

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) advised that pregnant women, nursing women and children younger than 6 should limit seafood consumption to no more than 12 ounces a week. Moms and young children should avoid larger fish — shark, swordfish, king mackerel and tilefish— because they have the highest levels of methylmercury.  Most adults need not worry about the risks unless they consume large amounts of high-mercury fish and the best fish to consume are shrimp, canned light tuna, salmon, pollock and catfish.  Albacore or “white” tuna has more mercury than canned light tuna. The EPA says it’s OK to eat up to six ounces of albacore tuna per week!  One small can is 4.5 oz! 

Time to eat lighter and smaller,

Dr. Frye

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Have you heard of the Flat Belly Diet or the Quik Trim Diet?  

This sexy belly was not made with the Flat Belly or the Quik Trim Diets I can assure you!

“A MUFA (monounsaturated fatty acid) at Every Meal” is the pitch from the proponents of this latest fad “diet” plan.  I can’t believe how popular some diet plans become, and now I am convinced that facts don’t matter, it’s all about the marketing.  This one has Yale and Prevention Magazing behind it, which is even more shocking.  I guess if Yale was in Florida it would be a D school, and we would stop sending them free lunch money.  Here’s what they’re saying, and I guess they’re doing it with a straight face. 

MUFA’s  and weight loss?

MUFA (MOO-fah)  is a term that some dieticians  have been using for years. It stands for monounsaturated fatty acid, a type of heart-healthy, “good” fat found in foods like nuts, avocado, and chocolate. “MUFAs are an unsaturated fat, and have the exact opposite effect of the unhealthy saturated and trans fats you’ve heard about in the news.”  Trouble is, it isn’t true.  While unsaturated fats are better than saturated fat, it is folly to think you can reduce your heart risk by eating high caloric foods, no matter if you may improve your cholesterol ratios.  Fat makes you die from heart disease, period, no matter what an MRI shows.

Here’s the new mascot for the Flat Belly Diet Plan

 The Big F is not only a name but a grade

“The Flat Belly Diet was designed by a “registered dietitian”, and based on research showing that eating a calorie-controlled, Mediterranean-style diet rich in monounsaturated fatty acids — MUFAs for short — may help you store less fat in your belly and reduce your risk of disease. Each of the four, 400-calorie daily meals contains a specific portion of a MUFA-rich food; oils, olives, nuts seeds, avocados, or dark chocolate.

(Do you notice that you must limit calories, and exercise along with this magical food selection to lose weight? )

Even dieticians confuse weight and heart disease plans.  Here’s an example:  Think of 9 grain bread (endorsed by the American Heart Association)as heart friendly, it improves your cholesterol ratio so it lowers heart attack risk.  But, sadly each slice of bread is like cake at 180 calories each!   Two slices and you are at 360 calories without anything on your sandwich.  Just the bread alone at 360 calories a day, 7 days a week would make 43 lbs of fat.  Moral of the story, “Just because something is healthy, doesn’t mean it can’t make you fat!”  So even experts get mixed up, and you get bad info and feel frustrated and go on to the next gimmicky diet plan.

Padma Lakshmi from the TV show Top Chef is very sweet

1 Hershey’s dark chocolate bar = 180 calories

1 Avocado = 325 calories

1 Nut = moo -foh creator of the flat belly diet that thinks you lose weight by eating monounsaturated fats

Kim Kardashian, this doesn’t count for a work-out.    I heard she is pitching the new  Quik Trim diet program…( wait, wasn’t that the name of her sex tape she made with Reggie Bush?)  Quik Trim just uses diet, exercise, and pharmaceutical appetite suppressant, Phentermine.  Just like Reggie’s gift, this is pure speed!  Just work out, and eat decent people – it always works.

Hey, I smell something baking,  have you heard about that new cookie diet that is so amazing??? 

Time to get moo-fah real,

Dr Frye

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Time to run,

Dr Frye

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