Girls, Looking for a man who is good with kids? Before you jump in the sack, check out the size of his sack!
So it isn’t the size of the wand, it’s the size of the boys that seems to be important these days to discerning women? Knock on Sister…
A new study out of Emery University in Atlanta, Georgia stated, “men with smaller testis are more likely to be involved with their toddlers” and that has produced a run at Walmart where women are buying up all the measuring tapes! Now the average size of the family jewels run about 4 cm X 7 cm (1.5 X 2.75 in) so anything below that should make a good babysitter. So…when men become “whipped” by their girlfriends and wives, and they become emasculinized – a side effect of the horrific process makes them a better father? I am not sure about that, but I have been seeing many a book title coming out describing the loss of American Testicles! William Bray wrote about males not being men anymore, and he said this is results from “excessive force being used by Radical Feminists to serve the cause of women’s rights. While most agree that such a cause is just and needed, it should not be necessary to step on men and then to kick them in order to raise the cause of women’s rights to new heights.” Sexologist have found that women, no matter how radically liberal, are all “turned off by very large balls that hang low” and prefer medium size…Maybe this is why the left ball is usally larger than the right? Just sayin..
The NBA is known for players making babies, not so much for taking care of them!
Researchers have shown that men with big balls tend to be a bit more promiscuous, and the greater need to have sex more often! Now South Beach probably is a good location for those with the larger sets who need their action, but it isn’t cool to advertise on court apparently! This obscene gesture called the “big balls pose” cost this former Miami Heat player Eddie House $25,000 when they played the Oklahoma Thunder a couple of years back. And, as a side note, genetics plays a big part in ball size – read the blog I wrote on Jeremy Lin – yes Asians tend to have small testicles.. Larger testicles do make more sperm, so maybe that is why there are so many diaper dandies out there for the 2033 NBA draft. Either way Eddie, you need to keep your sack to yourself!
Joe seems to be a good father…we all could have guessed..
Apparently Melissa Gorga from the New Jersey Housewives is trying to check out the size of Joe’s ballage, now that she has him wearing sequins and watching Oprah.. Now that his sack is empty she is going to have to buy him a new set for Christmas, and I heard she was thinking perhaps the second from the right would be “just peachy!” Take a look at the latest line of ball replacements that can be implanted in just a short period of time. Say it isn’t so Joe, don’t let her decide when to wear the pants in the family..
The Ball Line – Up
How to Be Better In Your Sack? – Replace Your Balls for $3G and in just 30 min, you too can be a better father…
Ain’t that a Kick in the Nads (I don’t think guys with swollen balls are going to be good fathers either!)
I hope this job idea wasn’t this guys first or even second choice. I guess everyone has his/ her price but I think we need to all chip in and help this guy out! $20 bucks won’t even pay the co-pay on his new Affordable Care Act Policy! We need to get this guy two cups, one for change and one to put in his jock strap! Maybe we need to hook this guy up with the “Shark Tank” guys on TV so perhaps he can get some investors to get a new gig. I have a great idea – maybe he can start up a talent agency and be a scout for the Radio City Rockettes – this guy would certainly be able to judge who has the strongest and highest leg kick!
The Radio City Rockettes Getting Stretching Ready to Get Kickin Some Balls!
Every Rockette must be between 5′6″ and 5′101⁄2” tall, and needs to be able to kick her legs over her head! About 500 aspiring dancers audition each year to be one of the performers on the line in NYC where they do 5 shows a day – 7 days a week during the Christmas season, with over 2 million viewers. That’s a lot of kickin balls mister, and it ain’t for $20 bucks, more like $75!
Kim Kardashian’s Baby Daddy
Is it just me, or does Kanya needs a good swift kick in the crotch by all the Rockettes for that “North” name idea, and the Pres.Bush comment, and the Taylor Swift thing, and that hideous clothing line, and..!? Oh Kimmie, well the good thing is Kanya most likely will be a decent father based on research that shows ego and ball-size to be inversely proportional.
The Time and Testis Master MD
Dr. Darrin Frye, MD